“Don’t Touch My Fucking Car”
Britney gets a little fed up with the paps in this video.
I don’t blame her.
My favorite part of any paparazzi video is the local storeowners trying in vain to get them to leave. “Cameras out. Right now. I’m calling the cops.” Dude. The paparazzi don’t give a fuck.
Also, I love how Britney is just shameless rocking the extensions. I think that’s gonna be a new trend. I mean, why bother to make your extensions look natural? You paid for them, didn’t you? So show ‘em off! Heh.
My other favorite part is toward the end, where a paparazzi asks her if she supports the writers’ strike. Really? You have thirty seconds with Britney Spears, and that’s what you thought up? Like she’s gonna turn to you and be like, “The way I see it, both parties make reasonable points, but I think we need to consider the long-term economic impact of this work stoppage. The consequences are unclear at best, and, realistically, both sides need to make concessions in the interest of the industry as a whole.” She’s more likely to be like, “Why are you asking me about baseball?”
Enjoy.
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December 9th, 2007 at 7:19 am
Aint she supposed to have a driver???? Or is that when she has the kids????? DING DANG YA’LL!!!
She seems very POLITE to the StarBucks People.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:12 am
When is this bitch going to die already?
December 9th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Oh come on.. she’s so funny.. Producers snatch her up and just let her roam around, eating and drinking with a Latin, Black and Asian Chick, and hiden camera stealing from stores and they all say.. ‘MY Bad I stole something!’ laughing at the end. Great holiday entertainment.
December 9th, 2007 at 10:15 am
True, the paps are all over Brit’s shallow ass. She has the instict and the mothering skills of a reptile, but they sell the photos and she craves the attention. It’s a win-win for everyone involved, um, except her children.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Why oh why won’t she do something with her HAIR???????
And guess what, Brit. You can BUY a WHOLE BAG of Starbucks coffee and make it at HOME. Wowwee!
January 9th, 2008 at 1:46 am
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