Stephanie Pratt’s a Famewhore, Too
December 7th, 2007 by Evil Beet
“HEY EVERYONE! I DID DRUGS! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! MAKE ME FAMOUS!!!”
Okay, Stephanie, but only because there’s not much else going on today.
“Once in history class, I was so high that when the teacher wasn’t looking, I asked a girl to feel my heart,” she said. “It was beating so fast I thought I was going to die … Spencer got mad because he was always defending me at school, saying I wasn’t on drugs even when I was. He stopped talking to me for a bit.”
That’s a dumb story, Stephanie. You know what? Once in history class, I was so high I filled up three blue books for what was supposed to be a two-page essay and then used another to write a thank-you note to the teacher. Now that’s how you do cocaine.
Stephanie says she got sober after her 2006 arrest. “Getting arrested was a blessing,” she says. “I don’t think I would have been able to get off drugs without that wake-up call.”
Man, you’d think that after watching his sister battle a drug addiction, Spencer would be a little kinder toward Jason Wahler and his sobriety. But whatever. Spencer’s an ass.
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December 7th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Who is this snatch?
December 7th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Oh you know…that stupid prick Spencer on The Hills, this is his wonderful, glorious sister! Never thought I’d pick Spencer over someone, but I just did! Those 2 are some definite winners, now all they have to do is coerce Heidi & they’ll be the 3 dumbest famewhores around! Shouldn’t be too hard!
December 8th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Why is this story even out?? She’s not important in any kind of way, except someone new to hate on The Hills. So who is she talking to??? Who the hell would interview her???? Also, if she’s “sober” what was she doing in the bar/club when she ran into LC and Co.?????? yeah some blessing.
What would be a great Christmas Miracle is if some genetic disease occured and neither one of these Pratt douch bags could procreate!! PLEASE SANTA, PLEASE?!?!!!! i’ve been sorta good…..
December 8th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
OMG I WANT MY MOMMY she skeeeeeeeeeers me to a cold chill.