Keifer Sutherland’s Being a Good Boy in Jail
December 7th, 2007 by Evil Beet
“He’s not happy to be here,” says a spokesman for his jail in Glendale, “but you can tell from his demeanor that he’s sorry and takes responsibility for what’s he’s done.”
Either that, or he’s looking to get out early on good behavior.
Sutherland spent his first full day on Thursday folding jail laundry. He also had cornflakes for breakfast, a turkey sandwich for lunch and chicken a la king for dinner.
Hey, at least he didn’t spend his first day making up some bullshit “illness” to get out early, a la Paris Hilton.
Way to suck it up, Jack Bauer.
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Actually, as part of the deal, he can’t get time off for good behavior. He has to do the entire sentence.