We’d Rather You Go Naked, Too
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Eva Mendes rocks that body for PETA’s new ad campaign.
Dayum.
As a fully heterosexual woman (well, except for being gay for Blake Lively), I really, really want to grab her ass.
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Holy Shit I bang you all night while im with my hot girl freind angela and her 40 double d tits. oh and she is only 13.Wow
????????????????????????????????? GROSS
ya i bet your tha gross one……she is fuckin hot bitch face vagina breath….
your gf is that fat? 40 band means she is equivalent to the size of a hippo, a normal sized girl is 34-36. 40 dd is an awful size, your just telling us that you gf has saggy tits and love handles up to her chest at the young age of 13. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G. Btw just so you don’t mistake my disgust for negatively directed envy, i am a size 36d. As a last note, Eva Mendes looks amazing in this photo and wouldn’t be caught dead fucking a boy like you.
36d eh? i would fuck oyu so hard you wouldnt even care how big your sexy boobs are. just as long as you dont have a hairy vagina
you must be very sexy.. no offence and not trying to be a “rappist” im just stating you have a nice size if your 36d.
i m sexy and not a rapist i have a nice size
U sound pretty nice and sexy too. I’m a pretty respectable guy. If u want u can have my number and we could get to know each other better.
36 is still heavy, tubster. I’m a 32DD.
if your really a girl with 32DD tits i want to see them so i can get hard
36 isnt heavy. its porportional
36 is so not heavy its pretty much perfect
ha ha thats sooo funny really!
what a fat girl friend!
i dont understand kids
we’ll just have to check that your not lying then wont we!
i think we should see these to make sure your not lying!
32 is really small. the band size is actually the number of inches around the ribcage below your tits plus 5. so since you’re a 32 (27 inches around) with DD, they’re probably fake. HAHA
thats true u dont see tiny girls with 32dd i think see wanted attention and fucked up lol dumb bitch take it from a girl who know that chick is lieing
let me see those baby so we can fuck
damn gurl u handled him but wat about u e mai me and we can do sumthin
juan.contreras14@yahoo.com
I’m a 28E but there really perky unlike mose boobs over a C cup!
well im a 36DD. waxed pussy. im 15 its not discusting, its just life.
but 40 id really large
you fat fucking cunt!
lol lets see then
you sound pretty hott, I’m 15 tooo and i like non hairy girls a lot sooo, hit me up sometime at Kickassdude09@live.com so we can chat =P
you sound pretty hott, I’m 15 tooo and i like non hairy girls a lot sooo, hit me up sometime at Kickassdude09@live.com so we can chat =P
your eather a rrapiest the or your 13 eather way your a fucking fag you dont desever to look at this
lol nice fat ass girlfriend
ya i have a 13 year old chick to but her tits are not 40 double d’s…..ya my other two hoes are sitting right beside me,…..
you shouldnt even be allowed on this late…..
why are there so many idiots on here?.. go to collegehumor or something
why the fuck are you on here then, fucking dumbass
His mommy isn’t home…
college humar is FUNNY as shit
Ooh I love her eyeliner :P
Was this just a poster or a billboard? <.<
ITs PETA!
prob a bilboard!
i want 2 bang her 0ut and eat it all day l0ng!!!!!!!
She’s naked in traing day
UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS!!!!
I WOULD SPEND A LIFETIME IN BED WITH THAT SEX GODDESS
wow im an ass man and she has one of the best asses i have ever seen
fuck me baby fuck me hard i had sex with my bff she thought it was accidental but i know better i have no shame in being a 12 year old lesbo so deal with me and i also like guys so im not shy ill ride you into the sunset and andy girls with their sweet mounds of orgasims
Damn sexgod Im a 14 year old male And the way you sound you would be the only 12 year old ever aloud in my pants!
Aka – This dude, who is obviously not a girl, is a little overweight 14 year old boy…
sexgod where do you live and whats your number because i want to fuck you tonight
wuts your num
thats dirty
im a lesbian who loves eva mendes. one night with me id lick her asshole all night and she would become a lesbian, i gurantee it. id lick her asshole anytime of day, all day :)
what is your number? I’m a respectable guy, if u want I can give u my number and we could get to know each other better…?
Funny, I thought the gay and lesbian propaganda had been working overtime for decades at constantly pounding in everyone’s heads that being gay or lesbian wasn’t a choice… It was something a person was born with!
Are you saying now that you’re a lesbian because it’s a “choice” you made?
If not than how could Eva Mendes “become a lesbian” as you say?
Just wondering!
I’d so invite her over for tea and crumpets.
WELL I’D FUCK HER SO HARD IT’D MAKE HER DADDY JEALOUS
You little ass kids need to stop lookin at shit like this n postin ur gay ass comments its gross little kids that haven’t gone thru puberty want to eat pussy. Go watch spongebob little dumasses
looks like here are only fucked up gay retards talking about fucking and probably most of them never had seen a pussy in real life!
i would pound dat sexy, hot donk really hard. i would lick her whole body.
I have male and female parts and I would suck and fuck all of you in one sitting while I play the Tuba…. Then I would eat the poopy corn out of that fine ass eva is carying around with her
thats fucking gross little kids and especially hermy! go to your mom and stare at her boobs. instead of leaving gay comments on here. you guys brag about stuff you have never done. if you actually done something then there is nothing to brag about.
holy crap if i see her like this i will fuckk herr!! hard!!
La-z you do know that the number infront of the cup size is jsut the band measurement right? so telling us your girl is a 40 double D is telling us shes fat with big tits…..
fagets all of u
she could swallow my load
Thunder theighs
this site is gay
Ur a fucking fag dipshit.
laura if ur a 36 it doesnt mean you are heavy it means uve got a broad back and u cn be fat with a size 32 back!!!
what’s wrong wit college humor u fucking losers
She has such a nice ass!
What’s with all this vulgar talk? ‘Oh, I’m a 36DD’. Who the fuck CARES what size it is? Get a life and stop talking about all that shit.
Some people.
look at this shit people talking about fucking this 36 d then we see some chick who whants to lick evas asshole which is kind of hot. im only 16 but fuck yeah i know what fucking feels like kind off not good fucking eva
i agree lillia
Totally airbrushed. Get a clue.
if any chicks wanna hook up in hawaii, lets me drop me a number @ other1@hawaiiantel.net
Ok this is really dumb. All of you make americans look bad except for the ones who is disagreeing with how this sick ass perverts are talking about their size and how they want to do something with that lady. All of you gay ass people are young,stupid,and dumbass kids who knows nothing but think you do but you don’t. Little ass kids.
And some of you kids can’t even spell thats how do your little asses are. Your suppose to be in 8th grade or high school and you still don’t know how to spell. Dumbass
no its not that they cant spell its that they DONT WANT TO
THIS ISNT SCHOOL BITCH
I’ll hypnotize anyone and make ‘em fuck anything that moves.
u stupid dumbass kids think ur all that becuz u no wat sex is but ur stupid givin out ur e-mail and shit so a rapist cn trak u down and rape and most likely kill u ur all posers sayin u fuck ppl all the time get a life BITCHES
I wear fur
She’s 13? That’s disgusting. You fucking pediphile!
Fuck you for wearing fur M!!
Just an FYI: Online solicitation of a minor is a felony crime. Even if it is just a suggestion to engage in sexual activities with a minor, it’s a felony. So you might wanna stop trying to hook up with 12 and 15 year old girls.
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