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December 16th, 2007 at 12:17 pm edit
god damn im maserbating over that!
December 17th, 2007 at 11:52 am edit
Honny he’s got wood for Woody not any OBU’s
(OBU: as in twin hole open bottom units)
December 19th, 2007 at 6:59 am edit
Oh look at that. It’s wonderful and beautifull!!
All his body and his cattle, well and almost his penis ¡woaw! it’s great and enormous!! I want to fuck him NOW!!
January 5th, 2008 at 9:07 am edit
I would blow him anytime, he is hot
February 20th, 2008 at 6:47 pm edit
i woud totally blow his dick
and im a 12 year old
hehe
idk
it doesnt look dat big
but he does look horny
he probably got horny of talkin to that other man
February 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am edit
gosh that man is horny. i think he is gay because he got horny as he started talking to that men
February 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm edit
i wonder how long it would take just to push it in damn! its sexy not much guys havem that big but he topped it and ohhhhhh did he
February 29th, 2008 at 3:51 pm edit
he is just make ing me hornny now
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:10 am edit
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March 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am edit
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March 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm edit
God i wanna fuck him or id like to be next to him to rest my WKD on him
god id like to deep throat that!
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm edit
O my good i think he id hot…… i want to masturbating with him
March 4th, 2008 at 1:11 am edit
Omg He Is SO Fucking Hot
I Wanna Fuck him So Bad
i would fuck him anyday
he makes me horny
March 5th, 2008 at 2:46 pm edit
OOOHHH MYYY GOOODDD
fuck me now?
naw seriously im a 13 year girl and i found this cuz im looking for something at school and me and my friend are touching ourselves looking at thiss babeeee. oh man if my teacher sees me… hah he’d probly wanna fuck me. im wicked haawwwwttt if your a 13 or 14 year old boy who needs someone to fuck i like fuckin boys and group sex is funnnn hah i did that on my birthday once with a couple of my friends and some ex’s hah im masturbating now thinking about it hahah you just gotta be hot if you wanna fuckkkk meeee :] by the wayy IM NAKED RIGHT NOWWWWW if you were wondering.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:48 pm edit
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March 5th, 2008 at 6:43 pm edit
i wish i had his dick in my ass
March 5th, 2008 at 11:25 pm edit
woah.. fuck me.. while im fuking him.. shit thats hot.. wow time to go masturbate
March 6th, 2008 at 11:19 am edit
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March 6th, 2008 at 12:30 pm edit
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im 12 blonde and extremely horny
meggaa fit and have d cup tits
but i only do protected sex
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March 6th, 2008 at 12:32 pm edit
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March 8th, 2008 at 1:47 am edit
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March 8th, 2008 at 8:34 am edit
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March 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm edit
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March 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm edit
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March 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm edit
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March 11th, 2008 at 11:13 am edit
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March 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm edit
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March 11th, 2008 at 7:06 pm edit
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i can just imagine is hot hard dick fucking my wet throbbing pussy
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i need to fuck some one rite now!!!
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March 13th, 2008 at 12:50 pm edit
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DEN i will EAT his peeniisss and poop it out into his moms eye bawls. den his mom and i will scissor until i rip off her head and eat it.
By DA wayyyy im like 8 years old! yeeeeaaahhh so take that you 12 yr old cockstuffers, douche-fags!
March 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am edit
I would totally blow his big cook. <3
March 15th, 2008 at 2:54 pm edit
I would give him a blowjob!
March 16th, 2008 at 3:28 am edit
FUCK ME NOW
March 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm edit
ha sexy freak i will take your offer than i will give you a bj from hell and the guys in the pic are freakin hot i would like to suck on his dick every fuckin day.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm edit
i cant what for james dick to be in my asshole and suck like no one has suck it befor both of them are my friends we all have sex i suckhis dick then james sick his dick in my ass and nick suck my dick
March 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm edit
I wish i could lick all of owen’s penis. I also wish he could fuck me in the pussy until he ejaculates.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:13 pm edit
who is gay here cuz im gay and wood like to brow your ass. lol!!! jus kiding
March 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm edit
he is gay and so not cute, what is he like 40 , you people are sick
March 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm edit
its his leg u retards!!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 10:43 pm edit
you are sad, strange little people.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:45 pm edit
just thought i’d tell you all, I hate gay people, i’m going to conduct a fucking crusade against the idiots. It’s just disgusting. two rods don’t work you dumbasses. god made adam and eve, not adam and steve.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm edit
Why hasn’t law enforcement busted you obvious pedophiles yet? These “replies” are exactly what this world needs to nurture the lowest form of sub human degenerates out there. Thank you
March 31st, 2008 at 6:29 am edit
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March 31st, 2008 at 6:30 am edit
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March 31st, 2008 at 6:30 am edit
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March 31st, 2008 at 10:31 am edit
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April 1st, 2008 at 1:19 am edit
Hello is this a girl i talking to. Man i love penis. At one time i want to suck a man penis in Brixton. During i the night i put tape round him and said man your dick fuckin big broth do u get me like
So i get a nife and cut it off and he was in pain and also shouted. So i left the flat and went to cacth the 345 to peckam. Man i was eating it front of these people it was lovely.
Hey do you know any man who get big Fucky Penis Call me on: 02072282857 or my molible number is: 07806468631
April 1st, 2008 at 1:42 am edit
Hello it me again Dirty South i have say that i am so hot that i’m a virgin. Do u wanna know my real name my name D jon i leave in Thornton Heath. Do u want to know where i leave my house postcode is CR7 8VH and my number is 07789422684
Also i’m older now to have right, man i think u look good and luck sexy
I’m 16 year old today i hope u wish me happy brithday today. I having brithday party tomorrow at a club in croydon near by goerge street tram stop. iT starts at 10:00 pm to 4:00 am in the moring. Don’t be late ever wise there will be no next time. Remeber i’m i got a big fuckin penis if u r there me and you could have sex toghter don’t be late. If u r late there could be other girls there who wants to fuck me all night. U may be lucky this could be ur night baby, also my brother James is coming as while tell your friends i be waiting at the club in Croydon with a condom and i wanting. i love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and lots more. Don’t piss me off other wise u will miss a boy who his a fuckin big dick. Also i forgot i didn’t tell u about what age it 13 and upwards to 30. see u tormorrow
April 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm edit
you guys are fucking CRAZY!
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 am edit
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April 2nd, 2008 at 3:21 am edit
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April 5th, 2008 at 12:45 pm edit
Man I wish I could suck on that GIANT THING!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:23 pm edit
hey girls u can fuck me my dick is big and i look good just email me at andx56@gmail.com
April 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm edit
OMG U guys al think thats bug? There is something wrong wit all u freakn Americans..I had that size wen i was bout 9..and im 17 now and its bout freakn double that and add a half..Gosh
April 7th, 2008 at 2:46 pm edit
I mean Big
April 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am edit
I would love suck the cock and for him to suck my 8″
April 9th, 2008 at 2:28 am edit
he looks like hes about 6.5 inches nonerect wich means hes about 9 inches erect like me :D. Im not gay or anything but thats the way my cock sits anall
April 16th, 2008 at 9:02 pm edit
omg i just wanna suck that my number is 0412620913 call me
April 20th, 2008 at 1:05 pm edit
you guys are so disgusting! especially the 12 and 13 year olds
April 25th, 2008 at 9:09 am edit
ahhh its big
i want it in me
im 5 im going to show my daddy this he will like it
no but i could yous this to go fishing with:)
bye guys:)
April 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am edit
Hey guys
Please can u send me an email of ur penises????????
My email : andreasrossouw@hotmail.com
And other are alse Welcome
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 am edit
your penis is HOT!
please fuck me really hard right now!
May 4th, 2008 at 2:49 am edit
Wowch.. Look at his pants.. His penis is Erect.. I like IT!!!
May 4th, 2008 at 9:31 pm edit
im 13 and am so horny,i would suck that huge cock.Sometimes I suck my friend when he stays over night when hes asleep.One time he cumed in his boxers(wet dream), was so good.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:33 pm edit
im 13 yr old boy and am so horny,i would suck that huge cock.Sometimes I suck my friend when he stays over night when hes asleep.One time he cumed in his boxers(wet dream), was so good.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:07 am edit
yopu nasty basterd yourgoing to die in hell and for all you kids that thinks about having sex with this man are discustint, all of you are going to die young
May 13th, 2008 at 7:20 pm edit
I want have him right now in my room and bang him.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:08 pm edit
i wish i could suck that all night long
damn i just cummed in my pants
May 19th, 2008 at 7:24 pm edit
ewww u guys hes so damn ugly..gawd..al u guys wo wanna suck that fucking cock need 2 get lives bc thats nasty u fucling freaks!!!!1
May 19th, 2008 at 7:26 pm edit
EWw r u kidding me. he is so ucking ugly u reak. idk how u couldve cummed lookin’ @ that ucking ugly freak!!!! he’s so ugly!!! gawd
May 21st, 2008 at 8:15 pm edit
I’m 12 and my dick is WAY past that size!!!!!!!!
still it is big
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 am edit
well i saw some enormous black dicks in some movies and those seems to be real.but this guy’s dick is so unbelivable fat it dosent seems to be right.its so fake ! and wtf hes dick is out while he wears his underwear?
And btw u 12-14 year old kids stop posting bullshit comments like “I’m 12 and my dick is WAY past that size,im a 13 year girl i like fuckin boys and group sex is funnnn hah i did that on my birthday once with a couple of my friends and some ex’s”.if u never had sex intercourses pls shut the fuck up and u r to young saying this shit.dont u have a some respect on ur self?
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 am edit
Btw im not gay or something for posting my previous comments.
P.S:SHOOT THE FAGS!
May 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am edit
fuck me someone.
May 26th, 2008 at 1:50 am edit
I’m 54 & nude on my bed makingmy cock crow, watching in a full length mirror wishing u– any, all, were here to watch & play for me.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pm edit
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May 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pm edit
hot dick
May 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm edit
HE IS SO FUCKEN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB
June 1st, 2008 at 6:07 am edit
Wat the fuk r kids doin talkin an avin sx u only babys
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:54 am edit
Fuck off. If you’re not talking about masturbating to the guy’s massive package then go find a chat room and cyber fuck yourselves out.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:44 am edit
ffs fuck u all perverts u make me fucking sick.and u 54 year old son of a bitch go cut ur cantgethorny cock and shove it in ur ass with the help of some of ur fucking gay boyfriends.and ffs kids ur JUST A FUCKING BABYS DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT COCKS OR SOMETHING.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:46 am edit
its not a cock ffs its he’s fucking leg u sucktards.get a pair of glasses ffs
June 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm edit
hes sooooooooooooooo… gay so off the only person i wanna fuck
is lee
June 4th, 2008 at 6:33 pm edit
HEY EVERYONE, GUYS OR GIRLS. IM A 15 YEAR OLD GUY AND AM DO FUCKIN HORNEY. ADD ME AND EMAIL ME…PHITTY_69@HOTMAIL.COM
June 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm edit
hey I love gettin my cock sucked by anyone. my msn is niz011@hotmail.com
June 11th, 2008 at 10:22 pm edit
i thot they was go in to show owens big hard dick not in his pants. i wanted to see his naked cock yo see if i would likr him to slide it down my throt an touch my tonsuls.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:58 pm edit
Too bad you lonely hearts club fags would never be screwed by him unless he tells you he’s not into nobody faggots.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:16 am edit
I hope if his penis in my ass. He had lovely body and sexsy i hope if he is my lover. I will late him to fuck me all the day
July 4th, 2008 at 8:15 pm edit
OMG he is hot. i would let suk me off! cut he is 2 old for me 2 suk. OH BY THE WAY GIRLS HES GAY!!!!!! i mean whos dick is that thick he got hard talking 2 that shirtless fag
July 5th, 2008 at 7:41 am edit
wtf i want 2 c a cock hard and erect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 8:30 pm edit
Hey ima 14 year old and i figure im sexy u wanna check me out add james_honey222@hotmail.com
July 24th, 2008 at 3:29 am edit
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July 24th, 2008 at 3:31 am edit
Hello,i am jett.Oh that very hot.I am fifteen.John Travolta is my father.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:56 am edit
yes i am a gay in secret way but i like to watch penis very much though little boys penis or any
July 29th, 2008 at 6:57 am edit
oh id like to watch boys penis
August 18th, 2008 at 6:37 am edit
This is the illest site I’ve come across in a long time. I did not realize ebonics was trying to make a cum-back. Most of you sound like you are still learning to speak. Why not try using actual sentences. Is this too much to grasp? Jennifer, there is a lot of anger in your message. I have a suggestion. Let another bitch put on a metal strap-on with spikes on it and fuck you raw. That will be good therapy for you! By the way, you seem make yourself an authority on what gay guys want so I guess that makes you a fag-hag….
August 19th, 2008 at 3:26 am edit
omg all u people r sick disgusting freaks
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 am edit
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I horny right now XD because this and i would love to shove that down my mouth
September 12th, 2008 at 2:53 am edit
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I wanna fuck you.
I think you might like my big big dick
September 15th, 2008 at 7:09 am edit
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September 16th, 2008 at 9:46 am edit
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September 22nd, 2008 at 5:44 am edit
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ich will das der mir ein runterholt und ich leck an seinem schwanz
an seinem riesen fetten geilen schwanz
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October 14th, 2008 at 4:43 am edit
h1 i am 13yearold i love mens cock i have touched a 22year old mens penis its so hot i like to touch more mens
October 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm edit
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November 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm edit
i dont care, i still want to suck him off,
add me
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November 12th, 2008 at 10:19 am edit
i love boys im 15 has sex
i want to have sexwith a sexy boy
and his dick looks yummy
November 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am edit
i wanna suck all of yurs cock
November 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am edit
i want to suck you all
November 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am edit
I HAVE A BIGGER COCK OO YA!!!!!!!!! MINE IS 14IN BEAT DAT MOYHER FUCKERS