Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.

December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Owen Wilson Penis in His Underwear in Peru

Jesus. Christ.

I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.

That is just a huge fucking penis.

I would ride that thing into the sunset.

Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.

Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.

And I love his penis.


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344 Responses to “Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.”

  1. dont carry a condom in your pocket says:

    How the hell would you think it would be a good idea to keep a condom in your wallet or pocket THAT LONG. This first time you use it you’ll get a girl pregnant. Dumbass. Have fun with that.

  2. tilicakez baybee says:

    um honestly that does not look big at all.im a female and i loooove PR[puerto rican] guys because THEY got big penises.TRUST MI.thats small compared

  3. YOU ANIMAL says:

    IM GAY I LIKE BIG COCKS AND WORK AS A FASHION DESIGNER IN N.Y.C I HAVE DONE RUSELL CROW AND SASHA BARON COHEN THEY HAVE MEDIUM DICKS COMPARED 2 YOURS I LOVE TAKING DICKS IN MY MOUTH AND MASTURBATE 4 TIMES A DAY IWAS WONDERING IF I COULD RIDE U PLEASE .MY NAME IS JACK KORPELLA.

  4. no says:

    morning wood, my friends

  5. codyyyyyyy says:

    hey fellas im gay, 15 ,and ready to put my dick in someones ass! yum. send me a real picture of your dick and ill send you one of mine :) cpj63094@hotmail.com

  6. BOOBZ says:

    codyyyyyyy ur a desperate gay from hell!!! asshole!

  7. Evin says:

    sooo hottt. i could cum to this

    im 15 and gay.
    any gays, send me nudes and ill send them back
    Evanlc916@verizon.net

  8. Anonymous says:

    Hey Guys, I’m asking this because of images I see, If your friends invited you to go to their house, then suddenly no one was there and told to be naked, then all of us we’ll be naked then suddenly closed the curtains and masturbated, we can see all of eachothers dick and cocks! So they were so nervous and really want the person beside them to suck their cock and they’ll each have a turn (I’m talkng about straight boys) so they suck You suck someone’s penis and another one sucks yours and the person who sucks yours theirs a person sucking his etc. So it does feel great, right? If you come and think about it, You would think it’s wierd, but if you did it in actual it will feel great but still wierd. Then suddenly kiss but still sucking eachothers penis! They were hugging sucking kissing hugging…If you have friends like that, would you want them to suck yours and would you like to suck theirs? Even if your a boy and ofcourse your sucking a boy’s penis and someone’s sucking yours (again it’s all a boy!) If you can would you? It doesn’t mean your gay right? If someone can I would say YES! straight ahead! But not at my house!

    • bartimaeus says:

      WTF? plan as the day is long! that is a gay cyrcle jerk! fucking fag! good lord man get ahold of you’re senses and get some pussy!

      • Anonymous says:

        err..1, circle jerk is nasty, 2, if your having oral sex thats gay. get some puss man, lick it, tap it, i don’t care, but keep away from dicks.

    • N/A says:

      Hey man im bi and my gf and her bf have “fun” all the time and a few times he sucked on my dick till ishot off and well since i was eating ashley out i didnt find it gay it just felt good. and where do you get friends like that i want to join in one time. hit me up at wilkinson_daniel@yahoo.com

    • C.J. says:

      If ur a boy disregard that comment what was i thinking not checking but u never kno or can believe who the FUCK ur really talkn 2 1/2 the time anyhow PEACE.

  9. Anonymous says:

    wtf, seriously….why would you do this?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Hey im ajay im bi and ajay wants you… But yeah im mobile looking at pics on my phone and it took a long time to get through it but i got msn im_ajay@live.com add me

  11. Anonymous says:

    Hey im ajay im bi and ajay wants you… But yeah im mobile looking at pics on my phone and it took a long time to get through it but yeah i got msn im_ajay@live.com add me and my cell number is 1306 540 0811 text me i dont answer to unkown numbers so just text me

  12. straight as hell says:

    ya need 2 leave the fags alone it isnt there fault

  13. Anonymous says:

    I could sit on his lap, reach between my legs, grab him & pull him up between my lips, close my legs tight around it, & it would like I have a penis, too!

  14. cindi says:

    i masturbated to this

  15. yummy says:

    give me all of it fuck me fucke me awwwwwwww

  16. Anonymous says:

    I can gve ya a little show Im female but who cares

  17. Me says:

    I am bi. My penis is 6.7 inches… and always hard. :P

  18. Zzz says:

    The biggest I’ve seen is an 8 incher. Actually, that’s the only one I’ve seen… how abnormal, right?

  19. cody ross says:

    hey im a 16 year old bi guy, any guys or girls wanna trade nudes ill send back. Thanks :)
    cr93923@yahoo.com

  20. sunshine says:

    my dick is 10.4

  21. Laos says:

    My penis is 30 feet long, beat that everyone.

  22. japanesegirl says:

    Umm this is really weird and stupid why would anyone care about that and owen wilson is ugly.

  23. j says:

    snkey32@gmail.com girls send me a pic of your boobs and vagina and ill send you a pic of my penis

  24. gerardo alarcon says:

    Epic fail on on your parts,

  25. CJS says:

    I DONT GET IT.

  26. nick says:

    its weird wat convos come up wen lots of ppl c a gay pic of owen wilson. lol. idc. its kinda funny

  27. Bob says:

    u think that’s big i’m only thirteen and @ 6.5 inches

  28. Mitch says:

    Girls im 15 send me pics of ur boobs please and ill send pics of my cock

    hocums69@hotmail.com

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