Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus. Christ.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.
That is just a huge fucking penis.
I would ride that thing into the sunset.
Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.
Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.
And I love his penis.
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Hey i am 16 and my penis is 7.5 in!!
i would love to stickk his penis in my mouth and ass!!
and luke you sound verry sexy!!
i wish i could fuck your 11.5 in!!
what is your email
hey jeremy! i horny with you
wOAH SIR, NO ONE BUT MY MOM IS 11.5 INCHES, KEEP DREAMIN’ FAG!
so would i u would just grab it and suck suck suck
i would also suck yours!!!!!!!!
xxx
what is your website so i can see some pics
omg that guy has my name, I feel so violated now.
That’s hot Jeremy =) i’m 16 and I’m only 6′7
i would love to stick your penis in my mouth and ass
hay suck my dick it will be great and i will suck yours to
hi im 20 and i’m only 3 inches but id love your dicks in my ass hole
send message
I’d love to put your penis in my vagina
suck my dick, PLEASE
Well if it’s as big as Owen’s i will…jesus that just looks too good to be true
haha i would do that if it was as big as his. yummm.
Ill put my dick in your pussy…
probly only dude on here thats not gay.
send email we send pics.
His dingdong(dick) is SOOOOOO big,!!! I dont think i could fit that monster in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPLAY… OR ELSE…
I WILL SUCK YOURS DICK OFF
wow you sick faget ass fucks.
lol hahahah
sweet job spelling…retard. if someone here was a “faget” they would really be a “faggot”
lISTEN U FAG ,MY BROTHER IS 19, AND IF I TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAID TO ME…HE WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!!!
SO WATCH IT !!!!!!!!!!1
REPLAY
I’m 13 my dick is 10 inch. ot erect. NO LIE! I had accidental sex b4 with the hottest girl in school i have carried a condom in my pocket since i was ten. ARe parents never foud out though but the etire school did some how. There is even a video on youtube, but i think it was take off for like misuse
accidental sex?
whatever.
accidental sex… is that anything like surprise sex?
its not rape… its a surprise:P
be careful, you know legend in their own mind puds like you can get a heart attack getting the big bamboo to max wood….too much fluid drain from the heart ventricle…look it up.
Hi, my name is Alex, I may be only 15 and 1/2, but I AM HUNG!
Just guess, not 7, not 8,not 9, not 10, You guess it, yup, my penis is exactly 11. 4 inches long. and my record of romance, well, honestly, I’m a virgin, I know, my poor penis, going to waste!
wow. :)
Hi, my name is Alex, I may be only 15 and 1/2, but I AM HUNG!
Just guess, not 7, not 8,not 9, not 10, You guess it, yup, my penis is exactly 11. 4 inches long. and my record of romance, well, honestly, I’m a virgin, I know, my poor penis, going to waste!
i am 13 and my c**k is 8.9 inces long and 2.1 wide. i would tear all your asses apart.
Hi, can i suck that please?
exactly a fraction of a number
wow
thats a great whole number
I THINK YOU ARE ALL SICK AND PERVERTED HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT KIND OF PARENTS YOU ALL WILL BE !
what the hell you people are so weird
yous are gay as!
I’m 14 and my penis is 8 inches roughly. I measured it like two nights ago. I am a virgin of course. :P
Oh also I am bi but no one knows. People say your dick isn’t full size until the end of puberty so maybe I am gonna out do Owen. I am wondering if there is such thing as penis shortening? I really hate having a slightly large penis. :(
In the street people stare because it is like 5″ un-erect.
accident? are you high? you dont just have sex “accidently.” yeah, grow up Mr. 13. I’m fourteen and I have better sense than you. 13? maybe you werent even having sex.
you are a total fool, not even replying to the right person, if you’re going to tell someone off you might as well make it the right person you fucking cunt. you’re probably just a total dumbass bitch
im 14 and ive got a 10.7″ penis when erect and when not it’s 6.4″ and i’m ffed up of having it since i have to wear 2 pairs of underware so it doesn’t show , all the boys stare at it in p.e in the changing room, I have a girlfriend ,but i’d suck that cock anyday , and yours !
I am 14 and bi no on nose i would fuck you all over mate
I would stare too i would love too suck you off and cum in your mouth i am bi 13 yr old xx
i love his ass too, he is sooooooo hot. . . hey boys. . . my penis is amazing. . all aound. . i want to suck all ur dicks!!!
Hey boys i would to suck all you dicks and by the way i like big dicks
i would fuck u so hard
i have a 16in. dick it kinda sucks till i have sex
wit u
you are such a fucking liar.
Owen i would love 2 suck your Penis And want 2 fill it in my Ass.
I want to stick his cock up my man cunt. Then give him a blow job and drink his glorious cum
i got a little horney looking at this.
im bi,
and if anybody wants to join me and my girlfriend in a threesome or anynumber some.
meet me and 48 sun decker blvd.
:]
hey , my dick is only 4 inches and i wud love to have one as big as his :)
this is disgusting why do people show privats on google where thw world can see them maybe even police i think it should be against thhe law! if people look stuff then there totaly doing the wrong thing! i could tell you that!
youre the one who ended up here looking at these pictures.
sick fukers
did you just hear something drop ?
oh yeah, it was meh mouth, bc i want that ^^ in it :)
I can’t see what it’s all about really..?
He’s got a bit of a bulge but it’s definitely nothing spectacular.
Jump on mine and you’ll see something LARGE…
:-)
xx
All u fukin sick ppl put penis whereva th fuck u wanna put or do wateva u wanna do with it but th rest of us dnt wanna hear about it so keep it to urself n most of yas r probs tiny neway so get ova it
this is so fucking gay
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW STUPID THIS ENTIRE PAGE SOUNDS?!
okay i don’t mind reading what ppl say about sex and if it affends u then why are u even on this page any fucking way b’c apparently u like dick or u wouldn’t be looking at a picture of someones…gosh ppl are so fucking stupid…
HOT…any one wanna fuck me so hard there will be pissing and cum????? YUMMY YUMMY
u can bet baby
that looks so delicious i want to clow that thing until it pops like warm champagne and the hump it until the cows come home ooooooo that looks like a great launching pad come here boys Im not shy
FYI Evil Beet (since you must not be getting ANY!) that is not so big, its about normal…Wilson is only 5″7″ so the unit in the picture enhanced by “tenting” is regular size. But keep on drooling….it gives you away….meanwhile add to your to do list to get some new AAA batteries for your 9″ plastic. LOL!!!!
Hey Max i want to suck yours you nasty bitch ill give you anything you want and youll be pissing cum for a week
i feel so horny after looking at this picture.
i wish i could ride him all night :)
…just wait children.
you’re sex will come in due time
and if you are hung or not… (preferably hung)
don’t waste the penis on just any chick.
… thats how they get all nasty like.
wtf???? you guys r bunch of stupid ass gay fucks. i am ashamd and disgraced of being human!!!
that’s his knee bent up you retards. :p
AHAHAHAH you guys are all liers and you can tell, 11 inches? bitch please what a lie
i am bi and would love to suck anyones big ass cock
Yea…it’s not much, but it is kinda sexy. I think sex is completely normal and to crave it is natural. So what if these kids get a kick looking up this shit on the computer to bust a nut? You can’t tell me you don’t do the same damn thing. Fucking get over yourselves you assholes. And to all the gays up in here….daddy’s got your back! Mwa!
i would love to fuck both of them so hard and still their penises in my mouth
You know that Peru, in portuguese, is a nickname for penis?
funny.
oh baby i wanna get fucked by tht thing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love penises!!!only if they are BIG! i don’t have my period yet….but who cares….come here all u bad boys and lets play!!! i’ll suck u till ur raw….forget condoms then i can’t feel the real thing… fuck me all u bad ass luvas
“Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.”
i hope this is not what surfers do lol
Dear Sir,
I will want to do big my penies. So you can suggest me any thing.
My e-mail aaaaddress: purnajitpal@gmail.com
First of all I am totally straight. I dont make it a habit of looking at a guys cock. but at some point, all of you straight guys have secretly took a quick look at another guys package to compare to yourself. If you say you havent you are lying(like the first time some one asks you if you mastrubate and you said “no way” thinking they would think you were wiered. Straight guys look at guys for a comparison and ladies the same way. We all do. It is a way of measuring yourself against others, like trying to see who is or why are some people the leader of the pack. Kinda like comparing muscles, “man I want to be ripped like that”, girls “I want tits like hers.”
Straight guys would not have a problem with gay people if they didnt have fear in their head. How many times have you seen a gay person just run over to a straight person and start jumping their bones right there without even asking………NEVER……Stupid.
Notice, all the gay people on this site are totally ignoring your hateful comments because they are not interested in you and are use to hearing comments from ignorant people like yourselves.
I personally would rather hang out with lesbians, but have known and worked with many gay guys and they have never posed me a threat after they knew where I stood! You wont hear them say ewwww you straight people are fucked up because you like the opposite sex either!
And you clicked to see owen wilsons cock too or you wouldnt have seen these guys talking about this “sick shit” I am not a hater and maybe when you grow up and stop being so damn COOL you will realize some of these things. After all, they wouldnt want to fuck you anyway, you are what they call a “Tight Ass!”
Later….going back to look at more pussy.
alright, let’s all just idolize owen wilson’s penis-
forget about everything else?
you people are the reason why compassion is basically not existent.
none of you ever get laid enough,
get off the internet and gfind a man or a woman.
as for me?
i have my own boy- i don’t need owen.
leave him be.
He’s always been one of my favorite comedic actors and I’ve had people comment that I resemble him. I wish I could see what he sees.
Totally forgot about these galleries until a user posted a comment about them from the Ranae Schrider potential show thread.
That explains the void I have been feeling in my life! The hole in my heart was where the Upskirt Galleries previously resided!!
i have have 2 penises. one is 1.8 inches. the other is 10.2in :)
this pic is gross and so are all u little faggots that chomp balls and cock
2 dicks, r u reely thic enuf 2 fink ppl will beleev u, nd levi wilson is th uther guy, oh nd 4 all th poofs hu claim 2 hav 8, 10, 11 or even 16 inch penises thts impossible, th average is 4″ soft nd 6″ hard + th guy wi th wrlds biggest has 16″ soft nd hard, o nd btw ‘accidental sex’ c’mon r u a retard?