Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus. Christ.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.
That is just a huge fucking penis.
I would ride that thing into the sunset.
Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.
Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.
And I love his penis.
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i am a pretty teenage girl and i think a penis is gross. think about it, a penis is nothing but blood and tissue. yuk!
if your a teenage girl what the fuck are you doing on here looking at this shit were are your parents smoking crack
not being funny, but little 11 n 12 yhear olds, yous are sad.
girlws aint boverrd trust me its what you can do with it that counts.
im bi, 10inchees 14years old comment bk x
heyyy message me im 16
ur a lying little bitch shut the fuck up
ew dude ur half queer thats fuckin gross
Learn to spell fuckin tard
amen to that
i have a 13 incher in my pants at 15
im so sure
man i doubt it seriously ur proly a midgit wit a 2mm cock
dude, i bet you even have a retractile penis… (poor sucker needs the internet for his social needs…)
Lol! Retractile!
really makes you wounder why he was naked with another guy in the first place, besides that could be his tiny erection.
My penis is so big I can’t even fuck women, so I fuck horses. It’s a humungous 24 inches long.
The ladies are disappointed but the mares love it!!!
I love his Penis
danny boy, thats obviously a lie, but y even say that? it just makes u a horse fucker, u strange demented child….
whoever has a huge dick! please please put a picure wanna get hornier!!!!!!!!!please ugh!! :orgasming:
ok guys are saying its small because of insecuritys girls do it all the time to other girls too for same reason or jealousy but yea pretty much
I’m 13 and my penis is 12 inch
I’m 13 and my penis is 12 inch
lol i dont think any1 has a 12 inch dick, and if they did, im pretty sure that no girl would wanna fuck u, u would probably kill her lol, the comfy size for girls is 6-7 inches a think
çok süper ama ben bir kızım biriyle sikişmek istiyorum bana yazın ama
12yaşınad biriyle memlerimi sikersiniz sizde tamam mı amlar şikişmek
istiyom iyi yazmalar
hi,
have you more photows from him :P
holy shit i want that penis in me
And girls, why don’t you go get yourselves a brain, you’ll see it’s a really cool thing to have especially when you can use it properly.
And before you say something immature like “You’re just jealous” well no I’m not because I’m very well endowed and I have no complex with mine unlike those other guys here who put their size and are bragging about it.
man dont be a dick to girls they r the ones who we love unless ur gay or sumfin i dont brag about my package becuz im not some flandering faggot who likes to talk about his dick with other guys dont talk like that bout girls unless their hookers but still dont say it to there faces
so..
hes in the middle of nowhere with a weird dude in their boxers and owen has a hard on hmmmm seems a bit gay
Has no one thought that maybe hes got some big balls and his dick is soft sitting on em??? Yea thats tasty isn’t it!!! A little 3 incher just layin on his buddies:-)
No this is what I call a bummer. He’s no Jeff Stryker for sure and I bet it is his drugs he is hiding in the cushion for the pushin’
it is a made for show effect. Clearly. Or do you girls and boygirls think he has no clue that someone was taking some pics?
Looks staged to me and that dude is Woody? He looks like David Geffen, that zillionaire who bought Keanu Reeves’ career.
Once you have had as many Wienies as I did you can clearly say: nothing special, Owen. Nice Abs, but in the lower department, nay.
I also agree with the former poster up somewhere, his voice is getting on my nerves, the nose job was over due, the one he never got. And: oops, he’s going bald.
Is that ’shaggy blonde’ 80’s style Hard Rock hair style a wig after all?
There is nothing to ride, girls. Go to the next sex shop by Jeff Stryker’s replica of his manhood, go to your home and satisfy yourself and SHUT UP.
That is not a cock you see, it’s a set of those massage balls, of his own balls. Just like my good old slut mom used to say: the bell is shorter than the string. With other words, it is all balls. Yikes.
dude that penis looks great u must have been really horny u look really good and have a massive penis
YUM I WAANT TO GET IN HIS PANTS!
im fifteen ;)
i would soo do you
Not to be a downer, but sometimes, the right underwear (or lighting, angle, etc.) does indeed make an average or small penis look ginormous.
I’m guessing dear Owen would fall under average.
But hey, it dresses up nice!
Oh yeah? MY dick was 34 1/2 inches when I was only 4 years old. Beat that fuckers.
oh ya my dick was stuck on an elevator and now its 64 1/2 in.no joke i can barly fit it in my pants i hav to hav my pants costom made so that it can fit in my pants and no condoms fit on me i hav 2 use plactic bags
Anyone want to suck my sac??????????
My penis is fucking a chick in Ohio right now, and I live in Florida.
hey fucking horny. i would fuck the shit out of you
OMG!!! i sooo want to see owen with his underwear off!!!
i love how woody is like “check that out!”
lulz, seriously. what a bag time for him to get his pic taken.
Answering all the questions on here.
1. Owen Wilson’s penis is nothing special.
2. All of the women commenting on here about how everyone who says it’s small are needle dicks should be worrying about the dishes and that extra flab popping out of their stomach.
3. In addition, you yelling ‘fuck me all night owen’ is not helping your tattered whorehouse images at all.
4. Everyone just needs to leave this photoshopped picture alone and get on with life.
Hey girls – I got 8 inches, if that sounds good to you.
My number is 440 935 6713
Hit that up ANYTIME
I’m 15 … and a guy and i would love to put his cock in my mouth lol
that penis is small i wish all u girls could check out my MONSTER it needs some sucking and fucking plus i am proud to say i am a virgin i,m just looking for the lucky girl that can one day enjoy my penis thats why i wear boxers my penis wouldn,t even fit that underwear WTF plus i look better than that old hag
I had no idea that people, with this magnitude of stupidity even existed, let alone know how to work a computer.
everyone says that is a small penis but mine is smaller and my GF still loves it wen i give it to her from behind
he is a big guy,that´s no doubt…
i want him!!!
you obviously not seen many, mine 8 ins
heh, doesnt mean its that big. its too easy to just put a sock over it. if i was being photographed thats what i would do
if the penis is so big why not remove your pant cos iwill enjoy seeing it and feel it as well
Hello have you seen this picture is fuckin big and sexy. By the way i am a women i am 18 years old i looking for a sexy man who fuck so hard to my pussy
Call me on 0208 6647812
I LIKE PENIS I IS GAY
Ur sexy owen
Mmmmm im so glad I fucked and sucked tht mmmm I did him real good we 69′d fuuuuck im fingering my self rite now thinking about it and how I do it is first massaging my cunt, and I open my slit and the cum just come flowing out…..anybody wanna lick it?
like seriously mine is way bigger
that dick is huge. i wouldnt mind that stretchin my vagina
my dick is 13 in long and i’m 13
OMG i want that thing in my mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
15 and i like cock!
my penis is big and my kink is hairy
Well, I’m 13 with a 7.5 inch. Hell yeah
FUCK ME OWEN WILSEN
mmmh…. nice dick… ill suck that all night, im gay btw
anonymous u make me sick u r thirteen years old ure balls probably haven’t even dropped andt heir is nothing your pants apart from an upside down snail mate go do ure homework or summat and come back wen u ave actually had ure first orgasm LITTLE BOY nyway i am 26 i am a teacher and i have a nine inch flop and an 11.5 hard i am bi and i dnt care how bug the cock is as long as it isn’t an upside down snail who wen he was writing what he was writing was probably pretending and avin a laugh with his m8s while doin and ny1 who is over sixteen and were saying that they would like that the u ought 2 b locked up for gd nyway im not a little boy i am a big boy nd i am proud of it mmm
hang on their anony mous how cum ure dick size keep changin one minute ure 13inch nxt ure 12 inch nd then ure 7.5 inch grow up u pratt