Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus. Christ.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.
That is just a huge fucking penis.
I would ride that thing into the sunset.
Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.
Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.
And I love his penis.
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Wow. I’m a dude but i’m not gay, yet i’ve gotta say that’s a pretty big dick. All these other guys probobly have 2″ pricks and are secretly gays. I’m not gonna rant on about the size of mine but Owen’s looks larger then average, but not huge.
Wow thats all I can say why dosent hecome over to my housesometime? and I am a girl! And he has a hot body!
I want fuck he
im not gay but thats pretty big and he has a good girth. im 15 and my dick is 8.3 in. and 11 wen im hard 6.5 is average so im ok the first time i took a shower in a locker room my frends were surprised so was i cuz i always thought i was small and all u f#*!n little kids r liars ur still virgins
these comments get me horny as hell!!!!!!!!!
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Alright im a man but that cock is pretty big. Im not gay but its not “huge” as some would emphasize it. And some of these people on here claiming “Oh mines bigger im 9 1/2 and mines 10 inches!” they shouldnt even be talking about this on this topic then. So these guys just need to stop it.
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Well, I can’t tell if that’s big or normal but Owen Wilson is the sexiest man ever. I love this pic and I love his body, ALL OF IT!! I wish I could put my hands on him and lick and kiss him and have that thing inside me. Gosh! How can I contact him??
i want to slurp his cum
i need to suck him 4 years
he makes me horny my dick needs him
hay jo do u want my cock in ur ass
farout hes got a mad body
OMG HE IS HOT!!!
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Screw u Says: Yh your comment is aload of bullshit, 14 inches…that would reach your knees…dumb ass. Don’t be jealous. And if your gonna lie, at least lie within reason.
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nothing speacial. i think the pic should have been with him and NO underwear. and babe, thaT guy can hump me anyday
i,m gay i think your dick is very nice i would suck it
How sexy!!!!
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WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
You know what makes me laugh? 9-13 year olds in here talking about the size of their penis. why are you even thinking about this at your age? You say it’s 10 inches now, just wait til after puberty.. if you haven’t hit puberty you shouldn’t have have enough testosterone in your blood to have such abnormal sex drives. and to top it off, you’re talking about it on a page about another dudes penis!
The other thing that gets me, is how crazy the women in here are. if you look in some of the other forums, with naked women, the comments women leave are trashy and degrading to the girl in the pictures, and telling the guys how much of pigs they are, but the women in here are far more crude and vulgar, you make yourselves look trashy and whorish.
You should all give your heads a shake.
i want a guy to throw me down and fuck me so hard right now.
I’m getting so wet.
I masturbate every night and use my phone as a vibrator.
When I orgasm I wanna scream soooo bad, but I have to be quiet.
But if I was alone right now I’d do it so hard and scream so loud the neighbours would send the cops.
sometimes I shove carrots up my wet, tight vagina.
I want to suck a guys dick so bad.
I’m so excited I might suck it off completely.
I can deep throat a whole cucumber.
I wanna moan all night
I want a guy to tie me down and shove his huge, pulsing penis in me all night
and I’ll scream like this oh, oh, oh, oh, ahh, ahh, AHH, YES! YES! YES!
HARDER! HARDER! FUCK ME! FASTER! OHH OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!
someone come and take my virginity ;)
Yeah he totally has a huge penis. Girls that have actually seen huge penises or guys for that matter, just know. His head looks huge, yum. Imagine it boner style…damn perfect I would guess. He could just lay there and I would make it perfect!
OMG! you guys are wankers. my penis was 8 inches hard at 12! 13 inches now at 18
Damn i have never seen such a bigger dong come have sex with me any day dont bring male enhancement cause it aint gettin no bigger WOW!!!!!!!!!! Shove your penis up my ass and ride 4 days cause mommy love dat shit u got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW THATS A PENIS!!!!!!! U can fuck me up any day just go as faras it can go and tighter with a quick movement cause i lke it hard and painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEAL IT ALREADY… I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT
gIRLS GIVE ME UR ADDRESS AND ILL FUCK U UP CAUSE MY PENIS IS 20 INSHES LONG AND I AINT KIDDIN U CAN CUM SUCK ME
come fuck me owen ill let u go as far as possible and squeeze me hard cause i like the pain dont 4 get 2 bring a speedo and show it off they say a walrus has the biggest cock aparently they didnt see yours illl take u as u are. Sex is my life im a bernet with a big ass and tits weighing 112 lbs. cum screw me anytime. YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FURTHER PUSH NOW HUMP IM FEELING IT ALREADY. Ill take anyone with a big dick.
Jae u dont know wat the hell your talking bout bigger is better cause us chicks want it hard if it cant go in then hump squeeze and push
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OOOOOOOOOOOO Owen come fuck me cause you have the write cock to go up my ass just one ? do u go hard cause mommy like
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his penis aint that big
yall r gay i mean really gay my dick is way bigger than that like about three times as that i mean please
Where is the penis…????,Any body can help me?,Where is???…
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its huge i love it so much