Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus. Christ.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.
That is just a huge fucking penis.
I would ride that thing into the sunset.
Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.
Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.
And I love his penis.
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How the hell would you think it would be a good idea to keep a condom in your wallet or pocket THAT LONG. This first time you use it you’ll get a girl pregnant. Dumbass. Have fun with that.
um honestly that does not look big at all.im a female and i loooove PR[puerto rican] guys because THEY got big penises.TRUST MI.thats small compared
ok heres a question why the fuck is he semi-hard standing in the woods with another guy both in there undies
what a silly question! GO FIGURE!
IM GAY I LIKE BIG COCKS AND WORK AS A FASHION DESIGNER IN N.Y.C I HAVE DONE RUSELL CROW AND SASHA BARON COHEN THEY HAVE MEDIUM DICKS COMPARED 2 YOURS I LOVE TAKING DICKS IN MY MOUTH AND MASTURBATE 4 TIMES A DAY IWAS WONDERING IF I COULD RIDE U PLEASE .MY NAME IS JACK KORPELLA.
If were Jack Korpela you would have spelt the name right. One l, not two. Sorry.
morning wood, my friends
hey fellas im gay, 15 ,and ready to put my dick in someones ass! yum. send me a real picture of your dick and ill send you one of mine :) cpj63094@hotmail.com
codyyyyyyy ur a desperate gay from hell!!! asshole!
sooo hottt. i could cum to this
im 15 and gay.
any gays, send me nudes and ill send them back
Evanlc916@verizon.net
Hey Guys, I’m asking this because of images I see, If your friends invited you to go to their house, then suddenly no one was there and told to be naked, then all of us we’ll be naked then suddenly closed the curtains and masturbated, we can see all of eachothers dick and cocks! So they were so nervous and really want the person beside them to suck their cock and they’ll each have a turn (I’m talkng about straight boys) so they suck You suck someone’s penis and another one sucks yours and the person who sucks yours theirs a person sucking his etc. So it does feel great, right? If you come and think about it, You would think it’s wierd, but if you did it in actual it will feel great but still wierd. Then suddenly kiss but still sucking eachothers penis! They were hugging sucking kissing hugging…If you have friends like that, would you want them to suck yours and would you like to suck theirs? Even if your a boy and ofcourse your sucking a boy’s penis and someone’s sucking yours (again it’s all a boy!) If you can would you? It doesn’t mean your gay right? If someone can I would say YES! straight ahead! But not at my house!
WTF? plan as the day is long! that is a gay cyrcle jerk! fucking fag! good lord man get ahold of you’re senses and get some pussy!
wtf, seriously….why would you do this?
Hey im ajay im bi and ajay wants you… But yeah im mobile looking at pics on my phone and it took a long time to get through it but i got msn im_ajay@live.com add me
Hey im ajay im bi and ajay wants you… But yeah im mobile looking at pics on my phone and it took a long time to get through it but yeah i got msn im_ajay@live.com add me and my cell number is 1306 540 0811 text me i dont answer to unkown numbers so just text me
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ya need 2 leave the fags alone it isnt there fault
I could sit on his lap, reach between my legs, grab him & pull him up between my lips, close my legs tight around it, & it would like I have a penis, too!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-557764/Natural-Born-Stripper-Woody-Harrelson-skinny-dips-Hollywood-pal-Owen-Wilson.html
i masturbated to this
give me all of it fuck me fucke me awwwwwwww
I can gve ya a little show Im female but who cares
I am bi. My penis is 6.7 inches… and always hard. :P