Dude. Check Out Owen Wilson’s Penis.
December 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus. Christ.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this, or use euphemisms or nicknames or anything like that.
That is just a huge fucking penis.
I would ride that thing into the sunset.
Seriously, how can you attempt suicide when you have a penis like that? It’s like totally unfair to the whole world. We need you and your penis, Owen! We need you! This guy and his penis need to be on 24-hour suicide watch wherever they go.
Owen’s on vacation in Peru with the lucky, lucky Woody Harrelson.
And I love his penis.
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December 6th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
oh Beet,don’t be a penis adorer, girl
actually we’ve all seen bigger that that in porn
and they can really hurt as hell too
December 6th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
He looks like he’s wearing pouch undies- the male equivalent of the push up bra. Plus, he’s in the tropics, which totally make our bits “show” more. I’m not saying he’s small, but lots of guys can look like that. Don’t be so impressed, sweetie.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Oh girl, I’m with you. I gasped and had to excuse myself from my desk for a few. Whew! Mommy like.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Wait til you see my snake.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:20 am
You obviously haven’t seen many dicks. Probably because you are an ugly child.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:56 am
That looks yummy as hell, Beet! ^Sorry ’bout your penis Fuck Shit.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:07 am
LOL!
Only problem is, if it’s semi-hard, it is because he’s mostly nekkid with another dude.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I love the way all the guys are comparing their “stash” to Owen’s or making gay jokes. You would have to wonder what kind of man would do that after ignoring the fact that he just clicked on a link that said “Hey look at this guy’s penis”. It’s ok to be gay gentleman, just come out and admit it. Owen on the other hand, had better stay very straight.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
How did he not break little Kate Hudson in half with that monster?!? My, oh, my… it’s magnificant! Anyone criticizing is just jealous. NO WONDER why women put up with the mental problems, drug addiction and general Peter Pan behavior for a ride on Butterscotch. The one thing I CAN’T abide, however, is his voice which has seemed to get worse as he gets older. However, a ball gag would handle that problem nicely…Then I’d grab onto that shaggy blonde mane and ride that Stallion all night long. Giddy-up!! (BTW - funny writing! Loved the part about keeping him AND his penis on 24-hour suicide watch! Classic!!)
December 7th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Oh, come on! Kate Hudson goes from one smack stallion to another. Somehow, she retains the reputation of an angel, but it don’t fit.
December 9th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Hmmm…I wonder what happens next? I wanna those pictures!
December 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
he does look good in those pictures….i wonder if its true.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Honny he’s got wood for Woody not any OBU’s
(OBU: as in twin hole open bottom units)
December 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Uhhh…the tropical heat is making him swell? He’s keeping his stash in there? Thats where he keeps his suntan lotion? Many reasons for the monster bulge.
Butterscotch Stallion is the best nickname. And have you ever seen an excited horse?
xoxoxo
December 27th, 2007 at 1:33 am
I found a pic of wilson have gay sex
January 7th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I would blow him all day everyday, He has a hit cock. I need it
February 9th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’d hit it!
March 1st, 2008 at 11:22 am
ya it doesnt look like anything special.. u must not see very many penis’s. mine is 9 inches… people say that is huge
March 8th, 2008 at 3:17 am
yeah…u obvioulsly haven’t seen my dick (7.5 @ 14)
March 12th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
sad.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Holy shit! I never knew! All this time behind his jeans….oh man…
March 14th, 2008 at 4:54 am
are you sure that’s not his knee? because, I don’t know about you but I don’t think he was able to get that gorgeous beast into his teeny tiny girlfriends…it kind of looks like his knee…but if it’s not…
OWEN FUCK ME PLEASE!!!!!!!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:55 am
I really need to suck that thing
is my mouth even big enough?
maybe just lick it then
OPEN WIIDE!!!!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:58 am
sexiibeasst, the knee is not the penis…look to the left!!!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:58 am
sexiibeasst, the knee is not the penis…look to the left!!
March 16th, 2008 at 10:35 am
owen says, have hard wood 4 u, wood love to fill u up
March 18th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Yeah right all you boys are probably needle-dicks. If you have to put down someone else and toot your own horn
it’s because you don’t have anything to show.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
OHHHHHHH wen man that looks nice…
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
No…way…
I’m drooling a little
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I don’t know why you said “huge fucking penis”??? It doesn’t look big if he’s semi erect… Maybe you’re a virgin???
March 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I’m definately not impressed. Bigger is NOT always better. I mean, if you can barely get it in, it doesn’t make for a spontanious and pleasurable evening, does it?
Average is the way to go! It’s like the 3 Bears… porno edition… this penis is too big, this penis is too small, this one is jus right! Haha
March 24th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
i agree wit da bitches, if yor hung u dont need to brag. as for wilson, thats not HUGE, its above average yes, but huge is lexington steele and jeremy. to classify owen in the same category is insulting. i’m content with my seven, no its not huge, but its big enough to get the job done!
- i didn’t lie about size but i think the others did.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
This photo upsets me.
The fact that they are hidden in some forest-looking area and that man Owen is with… is the only person around. I believe he was aroused by him !! >_<
March 25th, 2008 at 8:31 am
COMO SÃO LINDOS EU ADOREI DEVERIA TER MAIS…
March 25th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I can give a gud bj anyone want one
April 1st, 2008 at 9:56 am
has to fuck small women. ever hear the saying little women all cunt, big women no cunt. Why you think many men love BBW. BBW are better lovers in every way.
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
fokio bitx
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
fuck me too!
April 4th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
wat tha fuck hes almost hard with another dude
April 8th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
my oh my oh my!!! Sweet Butterscotch Stallion, you’re making all the boys jealous! Looking mighty fine!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
i LOVE huge penises and i would love to suck on that!!!!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:37 am
dang! that thing is huge!!!
April 12th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Stop people. Check how everything above his waistline is sagging. Where do you think its being tucked away in. Clearly his undies are 2 sizes to big> move on to next pic.
April 14th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
id suck that
April 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
You’re all terrible and need to stop thinking such things there is more in life than comparing yourself to others. It’s rude and I want to knock whoever took this picture out. Stop this is the evil of the world!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:13 am
SIZE is not really important by the way!!!
its what he can do with it that counts!!
April 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Keep telling yourself that honey and maybe someday it will be true. Any girl that says that is talking to a guy with a small package.
April 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Oh yeah, and substance issue or not, I’d do him in a heartbeat!
April 19th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
omg
i want tht nowww
April 20th, 2008 at 3:47 am
my dick is10 inches at 15
April 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
my cock is 8 inches at 13
April 21st, 2008 at 9:26 am
My balls are itchy
April 24th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
mine is only 7 inches but hard rock when needed
April 26th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Niiiice ;D
but, its not actually that big
its just his shorts
i’ve seen bigger (;
April 27th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Straight dudes are so homoerotic (which equals HOT). I’m now going to take this photo and have a personal moment.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
id fuck that all day. i wouldnt be able to even fit the head of that thing in my mouth to blow him all night. he sure would fill my mouth up in seconds.
April 28th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
i love your cock owen
and im a guy !!!
April 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
is…woody looking? lol.
very nice, keep these shots coming!
May 1st, 2008 at 3:55 am
FUK OFF DICKHEADS EMMY
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 am
I want to see a penis
May 8th, 2008 at 4:44 am
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:15 am
its a big dik u can c the boner from ere lol u look bit 2 old 2 show ur dik on the aite
May 9th, 2008 at 1:16 am
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:17 am
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:18 am
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May 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
hey evil beet post more pictures of mens dicks because they are cute if you are a boy post yours!!!
May 11th, 2008 at 8:51 am
I’ll bet there are more MALE stars in the Closet than what you think there are– is there a reason he’s aroused, I’m hoping it’s 55 out and that’s the reason, if not…He’s aroused around another man…OMG why, what stories are they sharing, Say it ain’t so…
May 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
I would ride that cock anyday . . . .
im not even sure if it would fit in my mouth
May 15th, 2008 at 12:35 am
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May 19th, 2008 at 1:00 am
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May 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
oha mann is dass ein geiles ding
May 20th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
thats a small cock, mines 10 inches!!
May 20th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
ohhh my…. i wanna suck that cock all day and night
May 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
seriosley if I’m 8inch now after puberty I’ll be like 11inches so it not that big also I FUCK HAWT GIRLS heh random comment
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
Uhhh…the tropical heat is making him swell? He’s keeping his stash in there? Thats where he keeps his suntan lotion? Many reasons for the monster bulge.
Butterscotch Stallion is the best nickname. And have you ever seen an excited horse?
xoxoxo
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:30 pm
not big at all, I really know about it, I’m GAY
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
im a gay china man and this i the shit i have just repeatedly had a wet dream over this i just want to insert it into my tight package
i am also impresed by his girth aswel as size
holla at me your NE LINCS resident puff package
May 29th, 2008 at 9:26 am
for god’s sake, mine’s bigger and i’m underage. buthey, i use it all day and night. hey grlz, send ur pics to joynasr_95@hot….
May 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
do u think hes gay??
and thats a huge dick
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May 29th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
that dic would feel SOO nice in my pussy!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:23 am
beet is a chick??????????
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June 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
do size really matter i mean…. i would fuck a girl even if she didnt have big boobies. other attributes can make up for it.
i have a 2 inch penis but it is 6 inches when erect and i am semi muscular and i run track
June 5th, 2008 at 1:44 am
HI sexy boy
June 5th, 2008 at 1:45 am
hi buddy have you got a big cock
June 5th, 2008 at 1:46 am
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June 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am
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June 5th, 2008 at 10:10 am
im a guy and i wanna suck owens dick for hours.. that is a huge fuking bulge and i want it in my mouth. yum, he can fuck me up the ass anytime, OWEN JIZ ON ME
June 9th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I thınk ıts small my ıs bıgger
June 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
OMG!!! PLEASE FUCK ME GOOD LIKENO ONE ELSE EVER BEFORE !!
June 9th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
look im srry 2 say it but tat is his knee. but if you want 2 get horny just read all the comments! some of these can really turn u on!
June 13th, 2008 at 4:41 am
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June 14th, 2008 at 11:20 am
but duz he have alot of cum?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
He has a big penis I agree looks like he’s only only got a 7-9 incher there. At 8 i was 3 inches, 6 erect and at 10 i was 4 inches and 7 erect. Now at 11 i’m 8 inches and 9 erect. I know i’m HUGE for an 11 year old!! By the time i get through puberty ill be like 10 or 12 inches!!! When my friends first saw my 9 incher they sure were impressed!!! Never used it before but maybe for my 12th B-day i’ll get a little suprise from the girls at my school =). If i do they sure won’t be disappointed!!! There’s a monster in my pants!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Thats great but im 9 1/2 years old and i am 8.5 inches and 10 erect and i think i can fuck the girls at ur school better than u can cuz i got experience. Had sex 5 times with different girls each time any hot girl is ok =) I promise Huge11yrold they would like my cock up their ass a lot more. Also ill be like 13 inches after puberty so HA! My dick will own urs anyday in length, width, manuverability, experience, amount of cum you name it bud!!! I have an enormous one in my pants watch out girls at that kid’s school here comes a 10 inch beast!!!!
June 26th, 2008 at 5:17 am
this love owen!
is a man very sex the word
June 26th, 2008 at 5:20 am
ele e perfeito so um dia com ele eu ficaria feliz!
ele de cueca então!
sou muito fã dele//
ah e da boca dele tamen ele tem uma boca perfeita!
perfect man
June 26th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I’m a twelve year old when i was ten my penis was 9 inch now at twelve 13 inch and i haven’t hit puberty. doctor says it will be about 15-16 inch after puberty. sense it doesn’t fit in any underwear I don’t wear underwear but if i do i have to wrap it around my waist, super uncomftorble. Doctor had to take measurments when I last went because it is the biggest penis she has ever seen. She was holding my penis for an hour doing test, then my mom said we had to go and she took a picture of it. all the girls love me at school.i can not wait till my first sex! I AM SO PROUD OF MY PENIS!
June 26th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
The other guy is looking down at it. if he is not gay then why is he having an erection?
June 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am
LOL dayuuuuuuum omegaad
June 30th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Seu pênis é muito gostoso
Queria pagar um bokety
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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July 5th, 2008 at 9:17 am
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July 7th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Wow. I’m a dude but i’m not gay, yet i’ve gotta say that’s a pretty big dick. All these other guys probobly have 2″ pricks and are secretly gays. I’m not gonna rant on about the size of mine but Owen’s looks larger then average, but not huge.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wow thats all I can say why dosent hecome over to my housesometime? and I am a girl! And he has a hot body!
July 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I want fuck he
July 10th, 2008 at 12:50 am
im not gay but thats pretty big and he has a good girth. im 15 and my dick is 8.3 in. and 11 wen im hard 6.5 is average so im ok the first time i took a shower in a locker room my frends were surprised so was i cuz i always thought i was small and all u f#*!n little kids r liars ur still virgins
July 10th, 2008 at 12:56 am
these comments get me horny as hell!!!!!!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Hornygirly14 my cocks bigger give me ur aim if u have one we’ll chat
July 11th, 2008 at 10:26 am
THE BIGGEST PENNIS!!! LOL
July 16th, 2008 at 5:11 am
I LOVE PENNIS!
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Alright im a man but that cock is pretty big. Im not gay but its not “huge” as some would emphasize it. And some of these people on here claiming “Oh mines bigger im 9 1/2 and mines 10 inches!” they shouldnt even be talking about this on this topic then. So these guys just need to stop it.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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July 22nd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Well, I can’t tell if that’s big or normal but Owen Wilson is the sexiest man ever. I love this pic and I love his body, ALL OF IT!! I wish I could put my hands on him and lick and kiss him and have that thing inside me. Gosh! How can I contact him??
July 25th, 2008 at 7:22 am
i want to slurp his cum
July 25th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
i need to suck him 4 years
July 25th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
he makes me horny my dick needs him
July 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
hay jo do u want my cock in ur ass
July 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
farout hes got a mad body
July 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
OMG HE IS HOT!!!
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July 30th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Screw u Says: Yh your comment is aload of bullshit, 14 inches…that would reach your knees…dumb ass. Don’t be jealous. And if your gonna lie, at least lie within reason.
August 1st, 2008 at 5:57 am
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August 3rd, 2008 at 6:35 am
nothing speacial. i think the pic should have been with him and NO underwear. and babe, thaT guy can hump me anyday
August 4th, 2008 at 11:06 am
i,m gay i think your dick is very nice i would suck it
August 6th, 2008 at 1:19 am
How sexy!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:13 am
sent me your fucking penis to wan2803@yahoo,com!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Dam boy i would love 2 be fuckd
August 10th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
August 11th, 2008 at 12:09 am
You know what makes me laugh? 9-13 year olds in here talking about the size of their penis. why are you even thinking about this at your age? You say it’s 10 inches now, just wait til after puberty.. if you haven’t hit puberty you shouldn’t have have enough testosterone in your blood to have such abnormal sex drives. and to top it off, you’re talking about it on a page about another dudes penis!
The other thing that gets me, is how crazy the women in here are. if you look in some of the other forums, with naked women, the comments women leave are trashy and degrading to the girl in the pictures, and telling the guys how much of pigs they are, but the women in here are far more crude and vulgar, you make yourselves look trashy and whorish.
You should all give your heads a shake.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am
i want a guy to throw me down and fuck me so hard right now.
I’m getting so wet.
I masturbate every night and use my phone as a vibrator.
When I orgasm I wanna scream soooo bad, but I have to be quiet.
But if I was alone right now I’d do it so hard and scream so loud the neighbours would send the cops.
sometimes I shove carrots up my wet, tight vagina.
I want to suck a guys dick so bad.
I’m so excited I might suck it off completely.
I can deep throat a whole cucumber.
I wanna moan all night
I want a guy to tie me down and shove his huge, pulsing penis in me all night
and I’ll scream like this oh, oh, oh, oh, ahh, ahh, AHH, YES! YES! YES!
HARDER! HARDER! FUCK ME! FASTER! OHH OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!
someone come and take my virginity
August 12th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Yeah he totally has a huge penis. Girls that have actually seen huge penises or guys for that matter, just know. His head looks huge, yum. Imagine it boner style…damn perfect I would guess. He could just lay there and I would make it perfect!
August 14th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
OMG! you guys are wankers. my penis was 8 inches hard at 12! 13 inches now at 18
August 16th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Damn i have never seen such a bigger dong come have sex with me any day dont bring male enhancement cause it aint gettin no bigger WOW!!!!!!!!!! Shove your penis up my ass and ride 4 days cause mommy love dat shit u got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
NOW THATS A PENIS!!!!!!! U can fuck me up any day just go as faras it can go and tighter with a quick movement cause i lke it hard and painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEAL IT ALREADY… I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT
August 16th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
gIRLS GIVE ME UR ADDRESS AND ILL FUCK U UP CAUSE MY PENIS IS 20 INSHES LONG AND I AINT KIDDIN U CAN CUM SUCK ME
August 17th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
come fuck me owen ill let u go as far as possible and squeeze me hard cause i like the pain dont 4 get 2 bring a speedo and show it off they say a walrus has the biggest cock aparently they didnt see yours illl take u as u are. Sex is my life im a bernet with a big ass and tits weighing 112 lbs. cum screw me anytime. YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FURTHER PUSH NOW HUMP IM FEELING IT ALREADY. Ill take anyone with a big dick.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Jae u dont know wat the hell your talking bout bigger is better cause us chicks want it hard if it cant go in then hump squeeze and push
August 18th, 2008 at 5:24 am
halo schaz du bist mien schaz
August 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOO Owen come fuck me cause you have the write cock to go up my ass just one ? do u go hard cause mommy like
August 21st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
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August 24th, 2008 at 10:09 am
his penis aint that big
August 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
yall r gay i mean really gay my dick is way bigger than that like about three times as that i mean please
August 25th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Where is the penis…????,Any body can help me?,Where is???…
August 26th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
big dick
August 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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September 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
yall iz losers
September 11th, 2008 at 1:51 am
why to meke the biggest penis
September 13th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
its huge i love it so much
September 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
i am a pretty teenage girl and i think a penis is gross. think about it, a penis is nothing but blood and tissue. yuk!
September 19th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
not being funny, but little 11 n 12 yhear olds, yous are sad.
girlws aint boverrd trust me its what you can do with it that counts.
im bi, 10inchees 14years old comment bk x
September 21st, 2008 at 4:29 pm
i have a 13 incher in my pants at 15
September 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
really makes you wounder why he was naked with another guy in the first place, besides that could be his tiny erection.
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
My penis is so big I can’t even fuck women, so I fuck horses. It’s a humungous 24 inches long.
The ladies are disappointed but the mares love it!!!
September 24th, 2008 at 4:35 am
I love his Penis
September 24th, 2008 at 9:49 am
danny boy, thats obviously a lie, but y even say that? it just makes u a horse fucker, u strange demented child….
September 26th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
whoever has a huge dick! please please put a picure wanna get hornier!!!!!!!!!please ugh!! :orgasming:
October 1st, 2008 at 1:15 am
ok guys are saying its small because of insecuritys girls do it all the time to other girls too for same reason or jealousy but yea pretty much
October 1st, 2008 at 5:39 am
I’m 13 and my penis is 12 inch
October 1st, 2008 at 5:40 am
I’m 13 and my penis is 12 inch
October 1st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
lol i dont think any1 has a 12 inch dick, and if they did, im pretty sure that no girl would wanna fuck u, u would probably kill her lol, the comfy size for girls is 6-7 inches a think
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:35 am
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October 11th, 2008 at 5:20 am
hi,
have you more photows from him
October 11th, 2008 at 10:25 am
holy shit i want that penis in me
October 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
And girls, why don’t you go get yourselves a brain, you’ll see it’s a really cool thing to have especially when you can use it properly.
And before you say something immature like “You’re just jealous” well no I’m not because I’m very well endowed and I have no complex with mine unlike those other guys here who put their size and are bragging about it.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
so..
hes in the middle of nowhere with a weird dude in their boxers and owen has a hard on hmmmm seems a bit gay
October 13th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Has no one thought that maybe hes got some big balls and his dick is soft sitting on em??? Yea thats tasty isn’t it!!! A little 3 incher just layin on his buddies:-)
October 15th, 2008 at 2:33 am
No this is what I call a bummer. He’s no Jeff Stryker for sure and I bet it is his drugs he is hiding in the cushion for the pushin’
it is a made for show effect. Clearly. Or do you girls and boygirls think he has no clue that someone was taking some pics?
Looks staged to me and that dude is Woody? He looks like David Geffen, that zillionaire who bought Keanu Reeves’ career.
Once you have had as many Wienies as I did you can clearly say: nothing special, Owen. Nice Abs, but in the lower department, nay.
I also agree with the former poster up somewhere, his voice is getting on my nerves, the nose job was over due, the one he never got. And: oops, he’s going bald.
Is that ’shaggy blonde’ 80’s style Hard Rock hair style a wig after all?
There is nothing to ride, girls. Go to the next sex shop by Jeff Stryker’s replica of his manhood, go to your home and satisfy yourself and SHUT UP.
That is not a cock you see, it’s a set of those massage balls, of his own balls. Just like my good old slut mom used to say: the bell is shorter than the string. With other words, it is all balls. Yikes.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
dude that penis looks great u must have been really horny u look really good and have a massive penis
October 16th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
YUM I WAANT TO GET IN HIS PANTS!
im fifteen
October 18th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Not to be a downer, but sometimes, the right underwear (or lighting, angle, etc.) does indeed make an average or small penis look ginormous.
I’m guessing dear Owen would fall under average.
But hey, it dresses up nice!
October 20th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Oh yeah? MY dick was 34 1/2 inches when I was only 4 years old. Beat that fuckers.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:04 pm
My penis is fucking a chick in Ohio right now, and I live in Florida.
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 am
hey fucking horny. i would fuck the shit out of you
October 26th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
OMG!!! i sooo want to see owen with his underwear off!!!
October 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
i love how woody is like “check that out!”
lulz, seriously. what a bag time for him to get his pic taken.
October 27th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Answering all the questions on here.
1. Owen Wilson’s penis is nothing special.
2. All of the women commenting on here about how everyone who says it’s small are needle dicks should be worrying about the dishes and that extra flab popping out of their stomach.
3. In addition, you yelling ‘fuck me all night owen’ is not helping your tattered whorehouse images at all.
4. Everyone just needs to leave this photoshopped picture alone and get on with life.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Hey girls - I got 8 inches, if that sounds good to you.
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November 5th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I’m 15 … and a guy and i would love to put his cock in my mouth lol
November 7th, 2008 at 4:49 am
that penis is small i wish all u girls could check out my MONSTER it needs some sucking and fucking plus i am proud to say i am a virgin i,m just looking for the lucky girl that can one day enjoy my penis thats why i wear boxers my penis wouldn,t even fit that underwear WTF plus i look better than that old hag
November 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
everyone says that is a small penis but mine is smaller and my GF still loves it wen i give it to her from behind
November 9th, 2008 at 11:52 am
he is a big guy,that´s no doubt…
i want him!!!
November 16th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
you obviously not seen many, mine 8 ins
November 16th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
heh, doesnt mean its that big. its too easy to just put a sock over it. if i was being photographed thats what i would do
November 18th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
if the penis is so big why not remove your pant cos iwill enjoy seeing it and feel it as well
November 19th, 2008 at 7:51 am
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:38 am
I LIKE PENIS I IS GAY