Getting Into the Holiday Spirit
December 4th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton walks into Hyde last night wearing a shirt that says “Believe in Santa Claus.”
Yes, Paris, I’m sure you do believe in a magical fat man who goes around bringing gifts to the poor and disenfranchised, helping them to get back up on their feet and stay out of the prison system, just like you promised to do after your jail stay. It’s okay, though. Santa will help the poor people. No need for you to lift a pretty little finger. Just put on a cute shirt and go to Hyde. That’ll work fine.
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