Cyndi Lauper Has a Helium Habit

December 4th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Cyndi Lauper Sucks on Helium Before Performances

Oh, aging is such a sad process.

The saggy boobs. The flabby vagina. The menopause. The weight gain. The lowering of your annoyingly squeaky voice.

Fortunately, Cyndi Lauper’s found a cure for the last item.

Pop survivor Cyndi Lauper has one of the most unusual pre-performance warmups.

An amused source backstage at last week’s benefit for the Hetrick-Martin Institute said she sucked the gas out of two helium balloons, to create her trademark squeaky voice, before belting out hits like “Time After Time.”

Something tells me it’s not just before shows that this woman’s sucking on helium …


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6 Responses to “Cyndi Lauper Has a Helium Habit”

  1. Jan Says:

    Your retarded - its not helium - its a vocal excersize…what a twat

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Get your facts right !!!!

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, you not too bright. Its not uncommon for this to be done

  4. Punzie Says:

    Yeah, wouldn’t the helium wear off after about 2 minutes?

    xD

  5. cecilya Says:

    ya know what u r asuper retard cyndi lauper is a fab artist and u should respect her. u abviously dont know squat about her u f***ing tard!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. onikawe Says:

    have some fucking respect you silly ass little shit bag, and your writing sucks and makes me cringe.

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