Cyndi Lauper Has a Helium Habit
December 4th, 2007 by Evil BeetOh, aging is such a sad process.
The saggy boobs. The flabby vagina. The menopause. The weight gain. The lowering of your annoyingly squeaky voice.
Fortunately, Cyndi Lauper’s found a cure for the last item.
Pop survivor Cyndi Lauper has one of the most unusual pre-performance warmups.
An amused source backstage at last week’s benefit for the Hetrick-Martin Institute said she sucked the gas out of two helium balloons, to create her trademark squeaky voice, before belting out hits like “Time After Time.”
Something tells me it’s not just before shows that this woman’s sucking on helium …
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December 6th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Your retarded - its not helium - its a vocal excersize…what a twat
February 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Get your facts right !!!!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am
Yeah, you not too bright. Its not uncommon for this to be done
May 7th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Yeah, wouldn’t the helium wear off after about 2 minutes?
xD
July 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
ya know what u r asuper retard cyndi lauper is a fab artist and u should respect her. u abviously dont know squat about her u f***ing tard!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
have some fucking respect you silly ass little shit bag, and your writing sucks and makes me cringe.