Oh Shit, We’ve Got Some Heather Mills Pussy



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432 Responses to “Oh Shit, We’ve Got Some Heather Mills Pussy”

  1. The 90's Richard Gere Says:

    The moral of this story is dont marry a prostitute cause life is nothing like Pretty Woman.

  2. Richard Gere Today Says:

    Heather! You ever get freaky with that stump?

  3. Shot Bus Says:

    Does this mean she lied about being a blonde too?

  4. Yoko Ono Says:

    Don’t fuck with a Beatle unless you bring your “A” game, sweetie!

  5. Atlanta Pearl Girl Says:

    I think I’m going to be………::::::barfing::::::::::

  6. CoCo Says:

    I’m sorry but that Pu$$ looks sweet to me…

  7. Preach! Says:

    It WAS sweet pussy twenty years and a leg ago! Now you just hope she swallows…

  8. LickyLicklick Says:

    Yeah that looks pretty tasty. Good on yer girl!

  9. Sue Says:

    YUK - she is beyond vile! Surely even 20 years ago that wasn’t a pretty sight!

  10. Scandalous Candice Says:

    The Drapes don’t match the rug.

  11. A. Nony Mouse Says:

    Those are some of the weirdest and scariest boobs I’ve ever seen.

    So, let me get this straight. Heather Mills has been further proven to be a lying, scheming b!tch. I’m shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!

  12. rev greg Says:

    If you hang stumpy upside down she will be a brunette!

  13. piedlourde Says:

    :giggles:

  14. Ty Says:

    danm she looks loose as when she was in the 70’s imagine wat paul had to do to touch the sides lol nice tits thou

  15. TC Says:

    ‘I once had a girl or should I say she once had me ’springs to mind

  16. CB Says:

    Her pussy looks damn good to me!!!!

  17. fristy Says:

    she iz lookin shit to me..

  18. dagny Says:

    the best thing about these photos–when they were released a few years ago, she claimed they were part of an “educational” photo shoot.

  19. Kasey Says:

    This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt she is a liar!

  20. Kasey Says:

    This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt she is a liar!

  21. FairGenleman Says:

    Seems as though The insects are still loved. This woman that is very beautiful today in squishing one of the bugs has drawn out all the people that did’nt listen to the Beatles loveing music at all! I find her every curve ripple and Labia to be quite pleasing to the eye. Better yet this women has blossomed into a Gorgeous Beauty with added years! Ever been young before? Ever listen to John Lennon???

  22. Sparky Says:

    Now we all know what Paul’s favorite food is HAIR PIE!!!

  23. Cunt Says:

    Her cunt is nicer than her tits are. Her tits just ming!

  24. Mitsu Says:

    No, neither is nice at all if you ask me. Her outer labia are all dark-colored and brownish (yuck!), and her areolas are just plain scary.

  25. Paulie Says:

    Very tasteful! This is educational photography, not pawn. Seriously, that’s multi-million dollar pu$$y you’re gawking at. HM certainly thinks so, anyway…. .

  26. lokster Says:

    where are all the ladies at

  27. Momma Mac Says:

    It’s an open and shut case

  28. michelle Says:

    horrible sight before having my dinner…poor paul

  29. Baby Says:

    i wanna bang thatt

  30. mick Says:

    She’s got great tits. And McCartneys a prick. Go bang ur dead photog corpse bud.

  31. Powder Says:

    Hope she shaves that thing now. All in all not that bad though, definitely doable. She is a liar though.

  32. ZA Says:

    one thing to say to her a shaved beaver is a happy beaver

  33. danomagic Says:

    pussy ps pussy

  34. danomagic Says:

    pussies pussy

  35. frontman Says:

    shes got a ticket to ride,and she dont care.

  36. hit me Says:

    she looks fu*****le to me!. macca was a lucky man to be papping her when and how he liked her!, i bet she showed him a move or two or many!!!!!!!!!!, what a lucky son of a gun!. I bet macca wasnt singing ” Penny Lane “, more like ” Fanny Lane ! ” + ” She wants to fuck you yeh yeh! “.

  37. Kelly Says:

    I would be ashamed to be seen in public if I did anything like that!

  38. sananda Says:

    GREAT PUSSY ID LIKE SOME OF THAT SHIIIIAAAT
    i wanna lick her till shes numb and squeeze her juicy tits.

  39. bobba421 Says:

    Aircraft blond…………………gotta black box!.

  40. Helen Says:

    I think these shots are NASTY! She looks like a whore. This is a woman who used to go home with handfuls of cash - she said the ‘agency used to pay her like that’. Yeah, right. Slapper. Big time. Her breasts are those of a woman who has been pregnant. I hope (for her sake) that these pics were taken after 1990 otherwise she is an even bigger whore than I thought. Her butt hole looks well used too.

    What a scrubber. Poor Sir Paul. And poor Beatrice.

  41. Vageen Pounder Says:

    Fuck Sir Paul, dumb ass vegetarian. Heather was well used, look at the hang time on those tits and that was 20 years ago!
    Sure she’s a big whore, but all Gold Diggers are. ;o)

  42. Vageen Pounder Says:

    With that being said……I’d bang her!

  43. sscorpio51 Says:

    dunno what you haters are looking at. i love pussy the way god made it… WITH HAIR. too many women don’t understand that wide open, opened wide vaginas with all that well pounded discolored meat hanging out isn’t a pretty sight. that’s where the hair comes in to help retain the feminine mystique. how many of you have perky boobs that resist the pull of gravity? man, i love those large,pink, puffy aureolae. not happy with only one leg but $$$$$$$ makes up for all her faults.

  44. ks Says:

    holly shit its hairy her boobs are freakin huge!

  45. bud Says:

    fuck the mods…her twat looks like 2 flaps of raw liver..urgh

  46. DD Says:

    Bad taste of course but she looks great to me

  47. Gator Says:

    I will put my big black dick in that juicy looking pussy.

  48. fukmerealhard Says:

    SEXY OLD WOMEN

  49. Pinky Says:

    OH GOD.
    WHY IS SHE SO DAMN HAIRY AND WHY ARE HER NIPPLES LIKE SO BIG? O.o

  50. fuck Says:

    wow thats so hairy

  51. ronin Says:

    The ugly whore has got a bushy beaver and more nipple than tit,,,,eeeewwwww yuck

  52. Leeanne Says:

    That old-Ganja head Sir Paul should be lucky to have had a fine piece of woman like that. Good on you Heather! Ignore the haters! Show them what your working with!

  53. xxx :D Says:

    thats soo ugly!
    like did she ever here about a SHAVE???

  54. Lavanixon J Louis Says:

    I will lick that pussy but that is a cute pussy.

  55. e-MAN Says:

    IT DOES`NT MATTER TO THE ONE EYED MONSTER…

  56. BANGA Says:

    IM NOT EVEN A LESBIAN BUT I WOULD STILL LICK THAT FINE WET JUICY PUSSY! IT’S A LIL BUSHY THOUGH BUT HER GRABBING MY HEAD WHILE IM LICKING HER WET PUSSY SEEMS SO GOOD AND THEN SHE WOULD LICK ME AND THEN WE COULD SCISSOR AND PLAY AND SUCK ON EACH OTHERS TITS THEN A MAN WOULD CUM N! {IF UR NOT N2 THAT THEN IM JK}

  57. londoner Says:

    damn we need to meet up.

  58. Archie Says:

    Gimme more

  59. pootie tang Says:

    Her pussy looks so fine I want to have it immediatly. I wanna shove my cock in her and let her ride till the early dawn.

  60. BrunettesTakeOver Says:

    Ewwwwwww!

  61. I Liky Says:

    i fucked the screen

  62. STEWIE Says:

    thats some harry ass pussy when u fuck that shit its gonna feel soft

  63. vanessa Says:

    eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. shizerssss Says:

    Have I reached the rainforest already????

  65. gruuteer Says:

    hey sexy can i fuck your curvy little vagina? I got a crazy 8 in. long big, saggy penis right here!!!

  66. mgd Says:

    http://m.g.d.myminicity.com/

    i dont like the furry puss!

  67. P eater Says:

    My tongue and cock are here to service her whenever and however she wants wooden leg and all

  68. zac efron Says:

    you are such a ******* womem i fuck you bitch

  69. Doublestrap Says:

    SHE NEEDS A SHAVE!!!!

  70. big eric Says:

    paul mcartney has bought her a plane for xmas

    so she can shave her leg

  71. Lisa Barton Says:

    buy a razor for the love of god

  72. Sucker Says:

    I like to say,that vagina is hairy and yuck….i will not push my self to you…yuck..

  73. Gojira Says:

    ~ROAR~

  74. Gojira Says:

    SHAVE UR “MRS WINKY” & WE’LL TALK!

  75. EWWWWWWWWW Says:

    OK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
    IS HER PUSSY LIKE ,LICKED BY A GORRILAS TONGUE CUZ THATS FUCKEN HAIRY SHIT

  76. semoooooooooooo Says:

    but she is hiarly

  77. semoooooooooooo Says:

    but she is hairly

  78. kelly Says:

    HOLY SHIT! PEPPERONIS ANYONE??

  79. SSSSSSSSSean Says:

    she needs a shave

  80. Anonymous Says:

    do u want to have sex with me because ur so sexy

  81. no offence Says:

    okay crazy chick no offence but…SHAVE YOUR FUCKING VAGINA..ONCE YOU DO THEN TAKE PICS AND THAN MAYBEE I WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

  82. Tallmusicman Says:

    That is one sweet lookin pussy! I dont even know who this chick is.

  83. cutie pie Says:

    you’re right! rock on chick! gorgeous tits and vagina!

  84. Anonymous Says:

    What is with you people i love hairy pussy.she can piss in my face anytime i would love to drop a truck load of milk in her mouth

  85. craig Says:

    IS SHE A MUM IF SHE IS SHES A MILF ND HER PUSSY IS SO HAIRY COZ SHE CNT GROW HAIR ON HER LEG SO SHE AS TO GROW IT ON HER BEAVER ID BASH HER ALL DAY THOUGH EVEN THOGUH SHES OLDA NUFF TO BE MA MUM LOL

  86. CRAIG Says:

    SHELL NEED SUM HEDGE CUTTERS TO SHAVE OF THAT HAIR ND HER TITS R SAGGY AS FUCK STILL GET TITWANK

  87. Anonymous Says:

    old pussy

  88. anonymos Says:

    ugly, it´s so extremely hairy

  89. trease455 Says:

    Shes the worst devil shit in my ass

  90. jone Says:

    Good hairy@nice for work !!!!!

  91. shave da off a=& den i would fuck Says:

    het boobs are nice her tits arent though and dat vaga needs to get trimmed or shaved off dats TOOO hairy!

  92. sonny Says:

    she’s fit, sexy as fuck!

  93. i love pussy Says:

    omfg her pussy is so damn gross and i love pussy’s

  94. REALIST Says:

    Why is Heather being treated so badly? ALL the Beatles were shits , who promoted drug use…then one of them gets shot, and another stabbed by L.S.D freaks!

  95. munobwa Says:

    Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!,there is nothing

  96. perry carroll Says:

    yo…….ya lll hurry up

  97. Lasex Says:

    I so want to f*$k that

  98. Ali Says:

    Her tits were much more smaller when I banged her once. On the photos she has already big implants. Are you blind???? Normal tits don’t look like this…
    Or all of you never seen naked whore and never seen normal boobs, just try to talk sex.

  99. fumeur Says:

    A Beatle is always a Beatle

  100. eastriverblues Says:

    I can smell Heather Mills’ cunt right through my computer screen. She’s nothing but a one-legged gold-digging slunt who’s proved to be an embarrassment to Sir Paul.

    Furthermore, her gash looks like it needs a good cleaning and trimming, by someone with a gas mask.

  101. Flip Wizbert Says:

    And so… you all assume that the McCartney is innocent?

  102. eastriverblues Says:

    Any man who is married to a smelly old cunt, such as Heather Mills, has to be innocent. She should cut off her other fucking leg and travel with a freak circus as the slut who takes elephant trunks up her gash, that’s probably wider than the Queens-Midtown Tunnel.

  103. Cee Says:

    ScandelousCandice

    Love the home decor critiqing. Priceless!!!! Priceless

  104. carolyn Says:

    RU FOR REAL!!!!!

  105. Jimmy Says:

    This reminds me of looking at a 1970’s playboy. Shave dat wild bush before it pokes out someones eye.

  106. Shelley Says:

    Poor Paul! I knew that gold-digging skank was bad news from the get-go. He must have really been hard-up after Linda died to actually marry this conniving cunt. Now he’s really gonna have to pay bigtime for his mistake. And get a load of those nipples - I never knew they could spread out to the size of a teacup saucer!!!!

  107. eastriverblues Says:

    Last night, I had a nightmare that I was the gynaechologist who was checking Heather Mills’ teeth.

    It was an in-opportune time. You see, my babe had sucked my prick as hard as a sea-side candy cane, and was ready to jam it up her petal-lipped puss.
    The thought of Heather Mills’ cunt flashed before me, again.
    With the reaction time of a hundred yard sprinter, I jumped out of bed…………and puked all the way to the bathroom

  108. eastriverblues Says:

    typo

  109. Anonymous Says:

    she has the BIGGEST nipples ever, discusting.

  110. Clare Says:

    YUCK What a disgusting tramp.

  111. Nick Says:

    Nice to see what the esoteric ringleader of The Beatles has been in most intimately.

  112. BAJONA Says:

    I think if you look really carefully you can see John’s granny glasses in that giant hole.
    The FBI said that Jimmy Hoffa is still in there!!!!!

  113. eastriverblues Says:

    My Maltese buddy used to fuck whores with gangerine. Today, his cock is hanging on only by the scabs and pubic hair.

    When I last visited him at his rest home, I gave him some naked photos of Heather Mills. It was just a kind gesture to help him jerk off.

    Two days later, he was found face down on the photos. Vomit was spewn all over the room.

    Apparently, he couldn’t take looking at the one-legged cunt, and he had a massive stroke.

  114. Connie Says:

    East river blues I am laughing at what you said!

  115. Taylor_Lyric_give me a beat_34 Says:

    thats sicking

  116. megg2 Says:

    I cant believe how disgusting and vile most of the comments are…….

  117. Heather Mills Says:

    Hey megg2, when you have a hairy pussy like mine, what do you expect, you dumb fucking bitch, grow up and get some hair on your balls, ya cunt…..

  118. hans Says:

    chop off her other leg

  119. tits r us Says:

    look at the size of her nipples

  120. eastriverblues Says:

    It is now time for us to take account of what we say. We are all ladies and gentlemen, aren’t we?

    Paul McCartney is one of the greatest composers in history. One of his downfalls is his belief in true love. He may be a great composer, yet he is rather naive, at times.

    History, however, will not judge him on his choice of women.

    Even if he only wrote “Hey Jude” and “Maybe I’m Amazed”, he’d deserve a seat in musical history.

    Heather Mills, on the other hand is a mean-spirited, evil women.
    Although most comments against her selfishness are directed toward her handicap, I believe that most people use this specific focus, because it’s the easiest way to “pass on the word” that she’s a bad person.

    None of us are really laughing at handi-capped people, otherwise, we’d be just as bad as Heather Mills.

    Life’s balance is circular, and this “woman” is paying the price for her
    manipulation of one of the great people of the “baby-boomers” generation.

    Additionally, her blackmail of Paul McCartney is bad enough. No “2 year marriage bride” deserves $80 million. (She’s not really hitting Paul’s “pocket-book”.) She’s displaying her greed to the world. he wants to make sure that the remaining years or her sordid life will be financially secure.

    Finally, why would “Lady Heather” use a baby in her blackmail of McCartney?

    A two year old child is still in the innocence of God’s eye’s.
    A woman who has only thought about herself, lied about her past deserves nothing.
    I’m a forgiving person, and I don’t care what Heather Mills did personally. If she sucked off Dobermans, that was her choice.

    However, dear Heather, one must remember honesty and ethics.

    Don’t say that you took educational photos, when you were spreading your legs as wide as the Straits of Gibralter, for a battleship of British sailors to bang you, then through you overboard.

    Don’t tell Paul that you were only fucked three times, when the real answer is that you i/ fucked all of Manchester United’s fans, ii/all non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia, and iii/ all IRA Members who love the Queen.

    It doesn’t even matter what you look like. Everyone knows that you are a self-centred cunt.

    If you were my wife, I’d throw away all of your prosthetics and let you go to the hop. (I would, however, provide you with a ‘looped recording of Danny and the Juniors, “Let’s Go to the Hop”.

    Most people are fair.

    You’re nothing but a liar whose cunt smells like a swap.

    It’s not your one leg that makes you undesirable. It’s the connection between your frontal lobe and your stinking cunt that makes you hated so much.

    Why don’t you try being a lady, then people won’t even mention your handicap?

    We’re all only human, and handicapped in our own ways.

    Heather: if you only knew how hard it is for me to keep a girlfried with my big, thick, 12″, pulsating, thick -veined, penetrating, massive, hard-headed, ripping cucumber collection, then you might think.

    Most women think that I’m odd because I grow cucumbers in my greenhouse. However, there’s a convent down the street, and I actually make a good living.

  121. Anonymous Says:

    I wnt to cum in ur puci:)

  122. eastriverblues Says:

    Heather Mills’ cunt smells worse than a three month-old dead corpse, lying in the desert. Additionally, the site of it makes any real man want to puke! Her hole looks like a gold mine, surrounded by tumbleweed, that was abandoned over 300 years ago.

    She’s nothing but a smelly old cunt, who needs a janitor to clean her fucking pussy with a good “slosh” of Draino, at least three times a day.

    I wouldn’t even finger the one-legged bitch. I’m afraid that my finger would rot off, and I’d never play the piano again.

  123. eastriverblues Says:

    Bulletin: A friend just told me that Heather Mills rubs dog food “down there”, and has her friend release a Doberman on her.

    He laps her up, and she loves it.

  124. dj Says:

    well she may be mental but she’s got a hot pussy

  125. wrong Says:

    eww barf worthy

  126. Rae Says:

    Can I eat that

  127. uhhhhh Says:

    hairy pussy

  128. broostuff Says:

    Baby let me in that bd naked and i will show you the best sex ever! *looks at awesome vagina!*

  129. broostuff Says:

    Baby let me in that bed naked and i will show you the best sex ever! *looks at awesome vagina!*

  130. lkjfdblkJDhg;fdoubbmf Says:

    god lady if you want people to see your boobs hairy vagina and butt then be a fuckin nudist! shit

  131. broostuff Says:

    baby this reminds me of a girl i once did it with! god she was HHHOOOTTT!!!

  132. broostuff Says:

    baby baby ooohhh thats good right there that looks like good sex

  133. Anonymous Says:

    Heather Mills could rent out her cunt to owners of vintage cars that are rusty. For instance, a fellow could drive his ‘61 Caddie inside her filthy, over-sized cave.

    After five minutes, he could back it out, and all of the rust would have disappeared, thanks to the corrosive juices and wiry hair of Mills’ skanky gash.

  134. eastriverblues Says:

    Just an “everyday” question about Heather Mills:

    Does she actually suck off Dobermans when she’s not trying to jam her stump up someone’s ass?

  135. Anonymous Says:

    I just got a phone call from the U.K. about Heather Mills. Apparently, she used to periodically have her cunt fumigated, because there were too many rats jumping out.

  136. test Says:

    does she have a beautiful hairy pussy or what?!

  137. Wish that was me(wanna try it jamie?) Says:

    Just think of some blond kid sticking his penis in her pussy and her putting her head back in enjoyment Then they make short conversation and she turns over and spreads her ass cheeks apart and he sticks his cock in her and once again she groans in appreciation and enjoyment then she turns over again and opens her legs so they look like a V like in picture 2 and then the kid starts to lick her inside her pussy and then she starts to groan once again and then they fall asleep with his balls and cock left in her mouth and milky goodness pouring out ….mmmmmm wish that was me 3<3.

  138. eastriverblues Says:

    I like your style, “Wish That Was Me”.

    Heather Mills has had her brains fucked out and her leg blown away, probably from jamming it up other pussies. (Don’t believe those stories about her being hit by a police motorcyle.)

    I’m sure that she knows how to fuck. She could probably make me cum like a Muslim cleric whose cock has never been in a cunt. (Not to say a male asshole.)

    She’d rip a man apart, then steal all of his fucking money.

    That’s why she deserves a good, fucking beating with the plastic leg that she carries around.

    Sir Paul is a Beatle.

    She’s a slippery, slime-faced slut.

  139. eastriverblues Says:

    How would Heather Mills wrap her legs around your back?

  140. anomynous Says:

    I love that! It makes me sooooo horny. I have an 8 in dick and i love to masturbate. I am masturbating now! I want that hot body now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  141. eastriverblues Says:

    Heather Mills should have red hot peppers jammed up that ugly, fucking goats beard. Maybe it would clean out the scabs, warts, dried cum and filth in her cunt.

    Then, ugly Heather would start hopping around on one fucking leg to Danny and the Juniors old song, “Let’s Go to the Hop”, while swinging her plastic leg in the air. (Who knows, she may even jam it up a dyke’s assholes!)

    Mills may not ‘out-hop’ everyone. However, I’m sure that the peppers would steam out her rancid clam pit.

  142. dusten Says:

    hey come on you sexy bitch I want to fuck you up

  143. Gojira Says:

    IM HAVING A TIPICLE MALE FANTICY! (wish i
    could fuck her!!)

  144. anything Says:

    okay listen that yucky guys u pervs

  145. suckme Says:

    someone come and suck me and i want to lick ur pussy and suck ur boobs

  146. eastriverblues Says:

    Last night, I dreamed that I fucked Heather Mills. It was the worst fucking nightmare that I’d had since I dreamed that she was trying to phone me to talk dirty last year.

    This morning, I woke up and vomit was spewn all over my covers. It was on the ceilings. It was on the walls. It was on the windows. It was on my cat………..

    And, my cock has never been so limp.

    I need advice: Will I ever get a hard-on again? Will I ever cum again?

    Please respond.

  147. BS Says:

    that’s just FUCKING SHITIN GROSS
    she needs to wear a bra and some underwear
    again that’s just FUCKIN BITCHIN SHITIN ASSEN GROSS

  148. BS Says:

    that’s just FUCKING SHITIN GROSS
    she needs to wear a bra and some underwear

  149. Zimonzayz Says:

    I think that Mrs Heather Mills is just a lonely, sad, sober, little woman who needs to be taking care of. I just love her hairy pussy, swollen labia and especially her very large nipples. It would be so nice to make love with her!!

  150. Jess Says:

    Haha eastriverblues you make me laugh.

    Has anyone noticed in the first picture her left nipple is significantly bigger than her right?

  151. ewwww Says:

    it looks like someone took a shit on her vag

  152. eastriverblues Says:

    I noticed what Jess noticed a long time ago! We’re the only two fucking experts on Heather Mills’ rat pussy, ripped leg and torn tit.

    Are Jess and I the only analytical viewers of this slime-faced pig, who is threatening Sir Paul?

    Are all of you Heather Mills haters fucking stupid?

    Get on the ball, or you’ll be kicked out of the club. If you can’t see the size of the nipple, get out of the kitchen!

    Mills’ right nipple is more than twice as large as her left.

    Private sources from the U.K. have informed me that “Lady Header” was once a carnival queen who travelled through Scotland, in order to get huge Scottish cocks jammed up her dirt-box, and to make money to support her drug habits.

    Rumours still exist that an insane Glaswegian, with a 16 inch pecker thought that he raped her 5 years ago. He repeatedly jammed his python into her crusty, crumbling cunt, then up her chocolate highway for about 20 hours.

    Heather Mills alludes to the “insane Glaswegian” in her latest book “HOW I FUCKED THE WORLD”. She maintains that he was her best lover.

    On with the story……

    Prior to marrying Sir Paul, she was travelling through Airshire, and spent a week on the west coast, in Saltcoats.

    On a drunken bet, (she is an alcoholic, of course), she stood before an audience of 7 people and flashed her cunt.

    I have been informed that this was a lame attempt to attract an audience to view her “hop-scotching” on the stage to Danny and the Juniours, “Let’s Go to the Hop’.

    A group of blind people had to be quickly escorted away, because they thought that thousands of dead fish had washed up on the beach.

    NO……….it was the stench from Mills’ cunt.

    That was perhaps the saddest day for Saltcoats, because it was “Free Elderly Men’s Day” at the carnival.

    Six men immediately died of massive strokes or heart attacks.

    One did not, though.

    Charles T. McPhuck, looked at his dead mates, then let out a scream from the base of his Glaswegian balls……………..

    “Ya fuckin’ cunt. Yar bush should be used for jungle-training the mulitary.”

    Then, Mr. McPhuck jumped on the stage, set Heather Mills’ hairy harry cunt on fire with a Zippo, then grabbed her right tit.

    Mills’ skanky bush was smoking, so Mr. McPhuck grabbed Mills right tit.
    (Mills, of course is cross addicted to heroin, cocaine, barbituates, minor tranquilizers and anti-depressants.) Mills felt no pain.

    McPhuck moved closer to her ear and whispered, “Do you like carnival balloons, ya cunt? Tell me bitch.”

    “Yes……….”

    Then, McPhuck gripped her right tit with the force of a Glaswegian bricklayer, then screamed:” Am gonna twist yur tit like a carnival balloon.”

    McPhuck twisted her right tit 10 times to the right. And, then she smiled.

    Poor Mr. McPhuck couldn’t believe that a woman could be such a whore. Then……..his eyes rolled back as he had a massive heart attack.

    Believe it or not, as tear drops run down my eyes……….

    THAT was my grandfather.

    Fondness and kind thoughts are always in my heart when I think about him.

  153. Anonymous Says:

    Eastriverblues……….yoor sick and yoo deserve to be put in a jail.

  154. Pete Best Says:

    I haven’t seen the lads in a few years. However, I’m sure that Paul would be willing to get together with Ringo and me.

    If I were only given a chance, I could have shown the world that I’m more talented than all of the Beatles’ together.

  155. News of the World Says:

    Currently, the great Peter Best is on a world tour. Contacted yesterday in Poland, he said that the media was being too hard on Heather Mills.

    “I feel sorry for her,” he said. “Just as I feel sorry for myself.”

    “Actually, I think that her cunt is intriguing. It’s hairy…..so who knows what’s inside? I rather doubt that it would be a rat trap.”

    “Additionally, her one leg turns me on!”

    I could use her fucking plastic leg to drum on a garbage can.

    Without a doubt, I’d rub my face in that cunt, even at the risk of getting the Black Fucking Plague.

    I’d suck her clit right down my throat, and the bitch would howl like a coyote in heat.

    Then, I’d put on my old British Army boots from the Falklands and jam both of them up that hot, hairy hole of the unknown.

    Who knows? She might even like me and rip me off for my fucking Falklands’ pension?

    My only worry is that her cunt juices are as toxic as an A-Bomb.

    God help the world, if Heather Mills cunt can “do a Hiroshima on the entire world.”

  156. Gojira Says:

    I LIKE ‘EM HAIRY!

  157. LoCsta Says:

    Look here ya”ll I done took a good look at dat there pussy and there ain’t nothing wrong with that mutha fucca, in fact it just might be tight on a brother, so I see right now that it’s a lot of HATE’N poppin of in here hell I bet have these MF’as aint never even had a peace of trim even close to it, So do your thang AND LET THEM BROKE HOES HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  158. MIHAEL JURILJ Says:

    JA SAM MIHAEL JURILJ ŽIVIM U HR.I AM MICHAEL JURILJ I LIVE IN CROATIA IN ZA I LIKE HAIRY PUSSY SO MUCH I DREAM ABOUT SEXY WITH THIS WOMEN.JUUUUHHHHUUU

  159. Eastriverblues Says:

    The point is that her cunt stinks like a hole full of dead rats, you jerks.
    Get on the ball!

  160. Doodee Says:

    Thanks for sharing

  161. Anonymous Says:

    I need help. Please……….I jusk woke, then began licking my wife’s hot, hairy hole of the unknown, when a vision of Heather Mills’ cunt flashed through my head.

    It was like a volcano, overflowing with pus, dead skin, pimples, rats, human faeces and thousands of plastic manequin legs.

    Should I see my doctor?

  162. Scick Sam Says:

    I’d lick Heather in a minute.

  163. MUD GOD......... Says:

    I’D HAVE A LEG OVER WITH THE OLD MOOSE…….”O, NO” !!!……..SHE CANT !!!……..A STUMP CAN LOOK VERY SEXY IN A HALF FILLED FISH NET !!! WE COULD VELCRO THE HIGH HEEL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STOCKING……….IVE GETTING MOVEMENT IN THOSE REGIONS AGAIN !!!

  164. big ken Says:

    u set of gays id lick out that shit in a second and then i would bare back the bitch all the way to one leg city

  165. Joey the Hot Dog Guy Says:

    I’m Joey, the “Hot Dog Guy”, and I own a fucking hot dog stand near the Plaza Hotel. (Where I frequently dine.)

    I wouldn’t stick a day old hot dog or a bad batch of spicy sausage, up that fucking slime faced slut Mill’s manhole. You know……..her box, her cunt, her gash, her snatch, her pussy………her stinking open sewer.

    She should jam her prosthetic up her smelly old cunt, then after it crumbles and explodes in two minutes, she should cut her other fucking slut leg off, and pile drive it up her asshole.

    Then, Sir Paul might be happy with this pig, who has done nothing but contribute to ruining his life.

  166. Ben Says:

    if you look at her pussy hair upside down…it looks like a bunny
    (\ (\
    (^_^)
    (_(”)(”)

  167. Joey the Hot Dog Guy Says:

    Yea……..it does, Ben. However, that cunt is so rotten that you wouldn’t stick your a ten foot pole with 10 condoms inside it.

    It’s pure rot……….skank.

    And…………..the hair is obviously not real.

    She wears a hair-piece on her ugly cunt. When her fucking leg was cut off, so was one of her cunt lips.

    She hides it, as she does her horrible personality.

  168. Joey the Hot Dog Guy Says:

    Oh fuck. I just woke up at my house in Flatbush.

    It was a horrible nighmare…….

    I woke up screaming.

    Heather Mills had her cunt jammed onto my nose and was grinding and grinding, as the smell of ass gass flew up my nose. The bitch wanted to cum.

    I gagged, screamed for Jesus, then woke up.

    God……..Heather Mills is the archetypal Eve.

  169. Steven Says:

    If you are so “articulate”, ‘Joey the Hot Dog Guy’, then why aren’t you verbally reducing Heather Mills to the tramp that she is?

    You can only talk about you hot dogs and sausage…………..mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh………

    Wow! I’ll take your sausage, before Heather Mills. She’s just a cunt.

    I’ll give you a better blow job.

    Kissee…………kissee………

  170. Joey the Hotdog Guy Says:

    I’ve got nothing against guys who want to suck each others’ cocks or jam them up each others’ asses.

    However, I’m not part of you’re “homoreeno scene”.

    As a Korean War Vet, who has three Purple Hearts, I don’g appreciate another man making amorous advances towards me.

    However…………when I think about Heather Mills’ cunt, I think that I’d rather that you sucked this Korean War Vet’s cock and fucked me up the ass, rather than have Mills do it!

  171. Dr. W. R. Simpson Says:

    It’s obvious that there are latent homosexual problems that must be rectified.

    I’d need to talk to several of you men in my office.

    Personally, that it.

    W.R. Simpson M.D.

  172. Gus B. Says:

    You fuckin’ fags make me sick.

    I can’t stand the way you secretly talk to each other.

    What’s wrong with Heather Mills?

    She has a cunt and tits. Isn’t that all a woman needs?

  173. Gloria M. Says:

    All of you men are disgusting examples of human beings.

    How dare you talk in such a crude way, about a one-legged lady who is trying to save the world.

    I consider myself to be a very attractive woman, who would never date any of you jerks.

    I’d rather finger myself or jam a broom-stick up my cunnie.

  174. Anonymous Says:

    This is the sickest site that I’ve ever seen.

    All of you people should be locked up in a psycho ward.

    I can’t believe what I’ve read.

  175. Ben Says:

    Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny:
    (\ (\
    (^_^)
    (_(”)(”)

  176. Ben Says:

    Its peter cotton tail.

  177. kicker Says:

    just one word ewwww

  178. Anonymous Says:

    if that pussey was shave, I would fuck her all the fuckn’time

  179. Anonymous Says:

    that is just on word, fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  180. Anonymous Says:

    That is gross, and may god kill you all!

  181. eastriverblues Says:

    Don’t get offended. We’re only pulling your leg. We could pull it as hard as Heather Mills likes her leg pulled.

    She likes it pulled hard, just as she likes her big, fat clit pulled hard.

  182. Anonymous Says:

    How many of you guys have fantasies about letting Heather Mills jam her stump up your ass, while you jerk off to Beatles’ music?

    Just think……….you could take turns.

    You could jam your foot up her ass, while she rubbed her giant clit.

    However, there might be a problem with the cunt juice.

    Apparently Lady Mills’ cunt juices smell like a fucking sewer.

  183. Rev. S. J. John DD. Says:

    I don’t know what the problem is with some of you guys. I’d fuck that bitch, in all three holes, with my 12 inch cock, then eat her dry.

    She may be a skank. But aren’t skanks the best fucks?

  184. Eva Says:

    Yeah right, more like you’d try with your 3-incher.

  185. Rev. S. J. John DD. Says:

    Eva:

    As a minister of the church, I would not lie to you. My schlong is 12 inches long. I was just blessed with a big prick. The diameter of my chunk is much more than three inches.

    If you need some religious consultation an a “stud bullet” cock, between your legs, I’d let you have it.

    My question, though……….

    Could your pussy swallow twelve inches of cock, like Heather Mills’ cunt?

  186. rgee Says:

    Let’s face it, there would be no “Shock” if these web sites were not visited.

  187. Evan Says:

    shave dat sombitch damn u half legged person

  188. broostuff Says:

    Damn! The between my legs is wet from that! It is hoott!!! I wont to lick her pussy clena and suck her boobs baby!

  189. kdjdkjbdhjhfjjallsjjdbeejak Says:

    This is not sumin i want to be with walks over the her! BABY BABY! Strip and get into bed ill do the same
    “mmhmmm…oh ya….right there…..keeping humping baby!!! Im getting to like this ….OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  190. whatever Says:

    Ok bitch shave ur fucking slutty vagina! So then we wint have to look at it!! god BITCHY HOREY SLUTTY SKANKY ASS!

  191. Juan Gonzalez Says:

    Do you mind if I shave your pussy then fuck you

  192. Anonymous Says:

    shes hot

  193. MD Says:

    Looks sweet to me! That’s when a pussy was a pussy! Much sexier (and tastier) than today’s red, bumpy and nasty shaved fad.

  194. sunflower Says:

    whats up with your nipples one is bigger then the other n your pussy has been suck to many times

  195. Abdul Nasad Mohammed Says:

    In the name of Allah, that dirty bitch should be dragged through the streets of London, then forced to suck off one thousand Muslim studs, such as me. The infidel would first have to gargle our cum, then swallow it by the gallon.

    I must say, though, she has a jolly well nice pussy. I like the hair and the tits.

    I would fuck her any time with my huge Muslim prick.

  196. Abdul Nasad Mohammed Says:

    aahhhh………i’ve always wanted u! YUM YUM!!

  197. Megamullah Says:

    awful tits, nice pussy. I like hairy pussies, shaven ones look liked plucked chickens.

  198. Thomas Chu Says:

    Helo. I are from China. Recontly comes to America; freedom likes very much. Anything can say can be possible.

    I study Engrish. In class, top study person. Professor tell me to use computers for essay. Interest.

    I find sight here. Very durty. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Not avarable in China. No pussy clits on enternet in Shanghai.

    I like Mrs. Mills cunt. Did she write all of Beetles songs! Maybye.
    For Chinaman I has very big clock. (Peenus)

    Mine is 2 inch when hard rock. Fuck any pussy.

    Get lost white boys.

    I are tough.

  199. Glasgow Jim Says:

    I’m not one to beat around the bush.

    I’ve got the biggest cock on this site; I’m the most handsome man (Better looking than Sean Connery.); I’m the most intelligent man and I’m the toughest man.

    Have all of you fucking poofs had enough of my use of the first person?
    (”I”……….not fucking “aye” for you foreign scum.)

    That boy who made the previous comment better take a fast boat back to Hong Kong, otherwise I’ll put on my old fucking British army boots and kick them up his slanted asshole.

    I’ll bet that all you birds out there are lubricating right through your jeans, with passionate thoughts of a powerful Scotsman such as me jamming my wully into your snatch.

    You’d all cum like atomic bombs, and your cunt lips would hurt for at least a month.

    Heather Mills is the only cunt that I’ve ever fucked that went psycho.
    She screamed like a vampire having a stake driven up her cunt.

  200. Thomas Chu Says:

    You fuck off Scottish man. Scottish boy! In China reel man not kick ball. He lick ball.

    What you have against people who eat cats and invent gunpowder.

  201. Jane Says:

    I can’t believe what I’ve just been reading on this site. How dare all of you filthy men talk about a beautiful lady, such as Heather Mills, in the manner that you do?
    You’re all sexist pigs, with no sense of empathy.
    Heather Mills suffered enough, when she lost her leg.

    After losing her leg, she became a successful model, in her own right.

    In fact, Paul McCartney pursued her.

    Who’s Paul McCartney, anyway? He’s only written a few meaningless pop songs.

    I only listen to Bach. Every morning, I wake up to “The Goldberg Variations”.

    None of you people have any taste in music.

  202. Sally G. Says:

    I agree with Jane. Finally, I’m going to stand up for Heather and myself.

    I love myself, even though I’m 4′ 9″, 365 lbs., fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, long greasy hair and a grade 10 education.

    Get as much money as you can, Heather.

    Women rule!

  203. Clydebank Wully Says:

    You two previous cunts are the reason why the word “cunt” was invented.

    Paul McCartney is a genius.

    Heather Mills probably knows how to fuck a man, so that he feels as though his cock and balls are being ripped into her cunt.

    He made a mistake…………

    The slut doesn’t deserve a penny.

  204. Tony S. Says:

    I’m from Rome. Once, about 7 years ago, I fuck Heather Mills with Muslim man.

    She like it when we suck each other’s cock.

  205. Thomas Chu Says:

    I know Heather Mills fuck me nice with hairy cunt. I rich.
    Lot of money. My fathur own exploit factory in china.

    Bitch Mills will lick my ass and swallow all 3 inch of my cock and balls.

    Fuck off Scottrish, English and America.

    You all the same.

  206. Steve S. Says:

    I don’t like women. Especially Heather Mills. She’s a fag hag.

    Years ago, I met her on a ferry to Amsterdam, and she paid me “a lot