Oh Shit, We’ve Got Some Heather Mills Pussy
Thanks to Gwen for tracking these down.
Full-on Heather Mills vagina after the jump.
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Thanks to Gwen for tracking these down.
Full-on Heather Mills vagina after the jump.
Never did porn, my ass.
Want more? Check out our upskirt galleries and nip slip galleries.
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
The moral of this story is dont marry a prostitute cause life is nothing like Pretty Woman.
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Heather! You ever get freaky with that stump?
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Does this mean she lied about being a blonde too?
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Don’t fuck with a Beatle unless you bring your “A” game, sweetie!
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I think I’m going to be………::::::barfing::::::::::
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I’m sorry but that Pu$$ looks sweet to me…
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
It WAS sweet pussy twenty years and a leg ago! Now you just hope she swallows…
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Yeah that looks pretty tasty. Good on yer girl!
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:20 pm
YUK - she is beyond vile! Surely even 20 years ago that wasn’t a pretty sight!
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:26 pm
The Drapes don’t match the rug.
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Those are some of the weirdest and scariest boobs I’ve ever seen.
So, let me get this straight. Heather Mills has been further proven to be a lying, scheming b!tch. I’m shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
If you hang stumpy upside down she will be a brunette!
December 4th, 2007 at 12:01 am
:giggles:
December 4th, 2007 at 2:33 am
danm she looks loose as when she was in the 70’s imagine wat paul had to do to touch the sides lol nice tits thou
December 4th, 2007 at 3:48 am
‘I once had a girl or should I say she once had me ’springs to mind
December 4th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Her pussy looks damn good to me!!!!
December 4th, 2007 at 10:47 am
she iz lookin shit to me..
December 4th, 2007 at 11:36 am
the best thing about these photos–when they were released a few years ago, she claimed they were part of an “educational” photo shoot.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:38 am
This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt she is a liar!
December 4th, 2007 at 11:42 am
This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt she is a liar!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Seems as though The insects are still loved. This woman that is very beautiful today in squishing one of the bugs has drawn out all the people that did’nt listen to the Beatles loveing music at all! I find her every curve ripple and Labia to be quite pleasing to the eye. Better yet this women has blossomed into a Gorgeous Beauty with added years! Ever been young before? Ever listen to John Lennon???
December 4th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Now we all know what Paul’s favorite food is HAIR PIE!!!
December 4th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Her cunt is nicer than her tits are. Her tits just ming!
December 4th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
No, neither is nice at all if you ask me. Her outer labia are all dark-colored and brownish (yuck!), and her areolas are just plain scary.
December 5th, 2007 at 7:07 am
Very tasteful! This is educational photography, not pawn. Seriously, that’s multi-million dollar pu$$y you’re gawking at. HM certainly thinks so, anyway…. .
December 5th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
where are all the ladies at
December 5th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
It’s an open and shut case
December 5th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
horrible sight before having my dinner…poor paul
December 5th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
i wanna bang thatt
December 5th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
She’s got great tits. And McCartneys a prick. Go bang ur dead photog corpse bud.
December 5th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Hope she shaves that thing now. All in all not that bad though, definitely doable. She is a liar though.
December 5th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
one thing to say to her a shaved beaver is a happy beaver
December 6th, 2007 at 5:42 am
pussy ps pussy
December 6th, 2007 at 5:43 am
pussies pussy
December 6th, 2007 at 6:20 am
shes got a ticket to ride,and she dont care.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:59 am
she looks fu*****le to me!. macca was a lucky man to be papping her when and how he liked her!, i bet she showed him a move or two or many!!!!!!!!!!, what a lucky son of a gun!. I bet macca wasnt singing ” Penny Lane “, more like ” Fanny Lane ! ” + ” She wants to fuck you yeh yeh! “.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:43 am
I would be ashamed to be seen in public if I did anything like that!
December 6th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
GREAT PUSSY ID LIKE SOME OF THAT SHIIIIAAAT
i wanna lick her till shes numb and squeeze her juicy tits.
December 6th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Aircraft blond…………………gotta black box!.
December 7th, 2007 at 8:20 am
I think these shots are NASTY! She looks like a whore. This is a woman who used to go home with handfuls of cash - she said the ‘agency used to pay her like that’. Yeah, right. Slapper. Big time. Her breasts are those of a woman who has been pregnant. I hope (for her sake) that these pics were taken after 1990 otherwise she is an even bigger whore than I thought. Her butt hole looks well used too.
What a scrubber. Poor Sir Paul. And poor Beatrice.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Fuck Sir Paul, dumb ass vegetarian. Heather was well used, look at the hang time on those tits and that was 20 years ago!
Sure she’s a big whore, but all Gold Diggers are. ;o)
December 7th, 2007 at 10:04 am
With that being said……I’d bang her!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
dunno what you haters are looking at. i love pussy the way god made it… WITH HAIR. too many women don’t understand that wide open, opened wide vaginas with all that well pounded discolored meat hanging out isn’t a pretty sight. that’s where the hair comes in to help retain the feminine mystique. how many of you have perky boobs that resist the pull of gravity? man, i love those large,pink, puffy aureolae. not happy with only one leg but $$$$$$$ makes up for all her faults.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
holly shit its hairy her boobs are freakin huge!
December 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
fuck the mods…her twat looks like 2 flaps of raw liver..urgh
December 8th, 2007 at 2:41 am
Bad taste of course but she looks great to me
December 8th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I will put my big black dick in that juicy looking pussy.
December 8th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
SEXY OLD WOMEN
December 9th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
OH GOD.
WHY IS SHE SO DAMN HAIRY AND WHY ARE HER NIPPLES LIKE SO BIG? O.o
December 9th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
wow thats so hairy
December 9th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
The ugly whore has got a bushy beaver and more nipple than tit,,,,eeeewwwww yuck
December 9th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
That old-Ganja head Sir Paul should be lucky to have had a fine piece of woman like that. Good on you Heather! Ignore the haters! Show them what your working with!
December 9th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
thats soo ugly!
like did she ever here about a SHAVE???
December 10th, 2007 at 1:02 am
I will lick that pussy but that is a cute pussy.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:00 am
IT DOES`NT MATTER TO THE ONE EYED MONSTER…
December 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
IM NOT EVEN A LESBIAN BUT I WOULD STILL LICK THAT FINE WET JUICY PUSSY! IT’S A LIL BUSHY THOUGH BUT HER GRABBING MY HEAD WHILE IM LICKING HER WET PUSSY SEEMS SO GOOD AND THEN SHE WOULD LICK ME AND THEN WE COULD SCISSOR AND PLAY AND SUCK ON EACH OTHERS TITS THEN A MAN WOULD CUM N! {IF UR NOT N2 THAT THEN IM JK}
December 10th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
damn we need to meet up.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:51 am
Gimme more
December 11th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Her pussy looks so fine I want to have it immediatly. I wanna shove my cock in her and let her ride till the early dawn.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Ewwwwwww!
December 12th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
i fucked the screen
December 13th, 2007 at 8:21 am
thats some harry ass pussy when u fuck that shit its gonna feel soft
December 13th, 2007 at 8:28 am
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 14th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Have I reached the rainforest already????
December 14th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
hey sexy can i fuck your curvy little vagina? I got a crazy 8 in. long big, saggy penis right here!!!
December 14th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
http://m.g.d.myminicity.com/
i dont like the furry puss!
December 15th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
My tongue and cock are here to service her whenever and however she wants wooden leg and all
December 16th, 2007 at 7:20 am
you are such a ******* womem i fuck you bitch
December 17th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
SHE NEEDS A SHAVE!!!!
December 19th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
paul mcartney has bought her a plane for xmas
so she can shave her leg
December 19th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
buy a razor for the love of god
December 20th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
I like to say,that vagina is hairy and yuck….i will not push my self to you…yuck..
December 20th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
~ROAR~
December 20th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
SHAVE UR “MRS WINKY” & WE’LL TALK!
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
OK WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
IS HER PUSSY LIKE ,LICKED BY A GORRILAS TONGUE CUZ THATS FUCKEN HAIRY SHIT
December 24th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
but she is hiarly
December 24th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
but she is hairly
December 25th, 2007 at 12:38 am
HOLY SHIT! PEPPERONIS ANYONE??
December 25th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
she needs a shave
December 25th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
do u want to have sex with me because ur so sexy
December 26th, 2007 at 3:28 am
okay crazy chick no offence but…SHAVE YOUR FUCKING VAGINA..ONCE YOU DO THEN TAKE PICS AND THAN MAYBEE I WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
December 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am
That is one sweet lookin pussy! I dont even know who this chick is.
December 26th, 2007 at 9:36 am
you’re right! rock on chick! gorgeous tits and vagina!
December 27th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
What is with you people i love hairy pussy.she can piss in my face anytime i would love to drop a truck load of milk in her mouth
December 27th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
IS SHE A MUM IF SHE IS SHES A MILF ND HER PUSSY IS SO HAIRY COZ SHE CNT GROW HAIR ON HER LEG SO SHE AS TO GROW IT ON HER BEAVER ID BASH HER ALL DAY THOUGH EVEN THOGUH SHES OLDA NUFF TO BE MA MUM LOL
December 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
SHELL NEED SUM HEDGE CUTTERS TO SHAVE OF THAT HAIR ND HER TITS R SAGGY AS FUCK STILL GET TITWANK
December 27th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
old pussy
December 28th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
ugly, it´s so extremely hairy
December 29th, 2007 at 1:42 am
Shes the worst devil shit in my ass
December 29th, 2007 at 3:21 am
Good hairy@nice for work !!!!!
December 29th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
het boobs are nice her tits arent though and dat vaga needs to get trimmed or shaved off dats TOOO hairy!
December 29th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
she’s fit, sexy as fuck!
December 29th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
omfg her pussy is so damn gross and i love pussy’s
December 30th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Why is Heather being treated so badly? ALL the Beatles were shits , who promoted drug use…then one of them gets shot, and another stabbed by L.S.D freaks!
January 1st, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!,there is nothing
January 1st, 2008 at 7:20 pm
yo…….ya lll hurry up
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
I so want to f*$k that
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
Her tits were much more smaller when I banged her once. On the photos she has already big implants. Are you blind???? Normal tits don’t look like this…
Or all of you never seen naked whore and never seen normal boobs, just try to talk sex.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:31 am
A Beatle is always a Beatle
January 4th, 2008 at 2:14 am
I can smell Heather Mills’ cunt right through my computer screen. She’s nothing but a one-legged gold-digging slunt who’s proved to be an embarrassment to Sir Paul.
Furthermore, her gash looks like it needs a good cleaning and trimming, by someone with a gas mask.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:53 am
And so… you all assume that the McCartney is innocent?
January 4th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Any man who is married to a smelly old cunt, such as Heather Mills, has to be innocent. She should cut off her other fucking leg and travel with a freak circus as the slut who takes elephant trunks up her gash, that’s probably wider than the Queens-Midtown Tunnel.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:59 am
ScandelousCandice
Love the home decor critiqing. Priceless!!!! Priceless
January 4th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
RU FOR REAL!!!!!
January 5th, 2008 at 11:59 am
This reminds me of looking at a 1970’s playboy. Shave dat wild bush before it pokes out someones eye.
January 6th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Poor Paul! I knew that gold-digging skank was bad news from the get-go. He must have really been hard-up after Linda died to actually marry this conniving cunt. Now he’s really gonna have to pay bigtime for his mistake. And get a load of those nipples - I never knew they could spread out to the size of a teacup saucer!!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 5:01 am
Last night, I had a nightmare that I was the gynaechologist who was checking Heather Mills’ teeth.
It was an in-opportune time. You see, my babe had sucked my prick as hard as a sea-side candy cane, and was ready to jam it up her petal-lipped puss.
The thought of Heather Mills’ cunt flashed before me, again.
With the reaction time of a hundred yard sprinter, I jumped out of bed…………and puked all the way to the bathroom
January 6th, 2008 at 5:03 am
typo
January 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
she has the BIGGEST nipples ever, discusting.
January 6th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
YUCK What a disgusting tramp.
January 6th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Nice to see what the esoteric ringleader of The Beatles has been in most intimately.
January 7th, 2008 at 12:57 am
I think if you look really carefully you can see John’s granny glasses in that giant hole.
The FBI said that Jimmy Hoffa is still in there!!!!!
January 7th, 2008 at 12:58 am
My Maltese buddy used to fuck whores with gangerine. Today, his cock is hanging on only by the scabs and pubic hair.
When I last visited him at his rest home, I gave him some naked photos of Heather Mills. It was just a kind gesture to help him jerk off.
Two days later, he was found face down on the photos. Vomit was spewn all over the room.
Apparently, he couldn’t take looking at the one-legged cunt, and he had a massive stroke.
January 7th, 2008 at 11:27 am
East river blues I am laughing at what you said!
January 8th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
thats sicking
January 8th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I cant believe how disgusting and vile most of the comments are…….
January 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Hey megg2, when you have a hairy pussy like mine, what do you expect, you dumb fucking bitch, grow up and get some hair on your balls, ya cunt…..
January 9th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
chop off her other leg
January 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
look at the size of her nipples
January 11th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
It is now time for us to take account of what we say. We are all ladies and gentlemen, aren’t we?
Paul McCartney is one of the greatest composers in history. One of his downfalls is his belief in true love. He may be a great composer, yet he is rather naive, at times.
History, however, will not judge him on his choice of women.
Even if he only wrote “Hey Jude” and “Maybe I’m Amazed”, he’d deserve a seat in musical history.
Heather Mills, on the other hand is a mean-spirited, evil women.
Although most comments against her selfishness are directed toward her handicap, I believe that most people use this specific focus, because it’s the easiest way to “pass on the word” that she’s a bad person.
None of us are really laughing at handi-capped people, otherwise, we’d be just as bad as Heather Mills.
Life’s balance is circular, and this “woman” is paying the price for her
manipulation of one of the great people of the “baby-boomers” generation.
Additionally, her blackmail of Paul McCartney is bad enough. No “2 year marriage bride” deserves $80 million. (She’s not really hitting Paul’s “pocket-book”.) She’s displaying her greed to the world. he wants to make sure that the remaining years or her sordid life will be financially secure.
Finally, why would “Lady Heather” use a baby in her blackmail of McCartney?
A two year old child is still in the innocence of God’s eye’s.
A woman who has only thought about herself, lied about her past deserves nothing.
I’m a forgiving person, and I don’t care what Heather Mills did personally. If she sucked off Dobermans, that was her choice.
However, dear Heather, one must remember honesty and ethics.
Don’t say that you took educational photos, when you were spreading your legs as wide as the Straits of Gibralter, for a battleship of British sailors to bang you, then through you overboard.
Don’t tell Paul that you were only fucked three times, when the real answer is that you i/ fucked all of Manchester United’s fans, ii/all non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia, and iii/ all IRA Members who love the Queen.
It doesn’t even matter what you look like. Everyone knows that you are a self-centred cunt.
If you were my wife, I’d throw away all of your prosthetics and let you go to the hop. (I would, however, provide you with a ‘looped recording of Danny and the Juniors, “Let’s Go to the Hop”.
Most people are fair.
You’re nothing but a liar whose cunt smells like a swap.
It’s not your one leg that makes you undesirable. It’s the connection between your frontal lobe and your stinking cunt that makes you hated so much.
Why don’t you try being a lady, then people won’t even mention your handicap?
We’re all only human, and handicapped in our own ways.
Heather: if you only knew how hard it is for me to keep a girlfried with my big, thick, 12″, pulsating, thick -veined, penetrating, massive, hard-headed, ripping cucumber collection, then you might think.
Most women think that I’m odd because I grow cucumbers in my greenhouse. However, there’s a convent down the street, and I actually make a good living.
January 12th, 2008 at 1:46 am
I wnt to cum in ur puci:)
January 12th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Heather Mills’ cunt smells worse than a three month-old dead corpse, lying in the desert. Additionally, the site of it makes any real man want to puke! Her hole looks like a gold mine, surrounded by tumbleweed, that was abandoned over 300 years ago.
She’s nothing but a smelly old cunt, who needs a janitor to clean her fucking pussy with a good “slosh” of Draino, at least three times a day.
I wouldn’t even finger the one-legged bitch. I’m afraid that my finger would rot off, and I’d never play the piano again.
January 12th, 2008 at 4:05 am
Bulletin: A friend just told me that Heather Mills rubs dog food “down there”, and has her friend release a Doberman on her.
He laps her up, and she loves it.
January 12th, 2008 at 6:59 am
well she may be mental but she’s got a hot pussy
January 12th, 2008 at 11:47 am
eww barf worthy
January 12th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Can I eat that
January 14th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
hairy pussy
January 15th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Baby let me in that bd naked and i will show you the best sex ever! *looks at awesome vagina!*
January 15th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Baby let me in that bed naked and i will show you the best sex ever! *looks at awesome vagina!*
January 15th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
god lady if you want people to see your boobs hairy vagina and butt then be a fuckin nudist! shit
January 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
baby this reminds me of a girl i once did it with! god she was HHHOOOTTT!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
baby baby ooohhh thats good right there that looks like good sex
January 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Heather Mills could rent out her cunt to owners of vintage cars that are rusty. For instance, a fellow could drive his ‘61 Caddie inside her filthy, over-sized cave.
After five minutes, he could back it out, and all of the rust would have disappeared, thanks to the corrosive juices and wiry hair of Mills’ skanky gash.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Just an “everyday” question about Heather Mills:
Does she actually suck off Dobermans when she’s not trying to jam her stump up someone’s ass?
January 21st, 2008 at 6:02 am
I just got a phone call from the U.K. about Heather Mills. Apparently, she used to periodically have her cunt fumigated, because there were too many rats jumping out.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
does she have a beautiful hairy pussy or what?!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Just think of some blond kid sticking his penis in her pussy and her putting her head back in enjoyment Then they make short conversation and she turns over and spreads her ass cheeks apart and he sticks his cock in her and once again she groans in appreciation and enjoyment then she turns over again and opens her legs so they look like a V like in picture 2 and then the kid starts to lick her inside her pussy and then she starts to groan once again and then they fall asleep with his balls and cock left in her mouth and milky goodness pouring out ….mmmmmm wish that was me 3<3.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I like your style, “Wish That Was Me”.
Heather Mills has had her brains fucked out and her leg blown away, probably from jamming it up other pussies. (Don’t believe those stories about her being hit by a police motorcyle.)
I’m sure that she knows how to fuck. She could probably make me cum like a Muslim cleric whose cock has never been in a cunt. (Not to say a male asshole.)
She’d rip a man apart, then steal all of his fucking money.
That’s why she deserves a good, fucking beating with the plastic leg that she carries around.
Sir Paul is a Beatle.
She’s a slippery, slime-faced slut.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
How would Heather Mills wrap her legs around your back?
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I love that! It makes me sooooo horny. I have an 8 in dick and i love to masturbate. I am masturbating now! I want that hot body now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Heather Mills should have red hot peppers jammed up that ugly, fucking goats beard. Maybe it would clean out the scabs, warts, dried cum and filth in her cunt.
Then, ugly Heather would start hopping around on one fucking leg to Danny and the Juniors old song, “Let’s Go to the Hop”, while swinging her plastic leg in the air. (Who knows, she may even jam it up a dyke’s assholes!)
Mills may not ‘out-hop’ everyone. However, I’m sure that the peppers would steam out her rancid clam pit.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
hey come on you sexy bitch I want to fuck you up
January 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
IM HAVING A TIPICLE MALE FANTICY! (wish i
could fuck her!!)
January 26th, 2008 at 12:34 am
okay listen that yucky guys u pervs
January 26th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
someone come and suck me and i want to lick ur pussy and suck ur boobs
January 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Last night, I dreamed that I fucked Heather Mills. It was the worst fucking nightmare that I’d had since I dreamed that she was trying to phone me to talk dirty last year.
This morning, I woke up and vomit was spewn all over my covers. It was on the ceilings. It was on the walls. It was on the windows. It was on my cat………..
And, my cock has never been so limp.
I need advice: Will I ever get a hard-on again? Will I ever cum again?
Please respond.
January 28th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
that’s just FUCKING SHITIN GROSS
she needs to wear a bra and some underwear
again that’s just FUCKIN BITCHIN SHITIN ASSEN GROSS
January 28th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
that’s just FUCKING SHITIN GROSS
she needs to wear a bra and some underwear
January 29th, 2008 at 5:51 am
I think that Mrs Heather Mills is just a lonely, sad, sober, little woman who needs to be taking care of. I just love her hairy pussy, swollen labia and especially her very large nipples. It would be so nice to make love with her!!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:53 am
Haha eastriverblues you make me laugh.
Has anyone noticed in the first picture her left nipple is significantly bigger than her right?
January 29th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
it looks like someone took a shit on her vag
January 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I noticed what Jess noticed a long time ago! We’re the only two fucking experts on Heather Mills’ rat pussy, ripped leg and torn tit.
Are Jess and I the only analytical viewers of this slime-faced pig, who is threatening Sir Paul?
Are all of you Heather Mills haters fucking stupid?
Get on the ball, or you’ll be kicked out of the club. If you can’t see the size of the nipple, get out of the kitchen!
Mills’ right nipple is more than twice as large as her left.
Private sources from the U.K. have informed me that “Lady Header” was once a carnival queen who travelled through Scotland, in order to get huge Scottish cocks jammed up her dirt-box, and to make money to support her drug habits.
Rumours still exist that an insane Glaswegian, with a 16 inch pecker thought that he raped her 5 years ago. He repeatedly jammed his python into her crusty, crumbling cunt, then up her chocolate highway for about 20 hours.
Heather Mills alludes to the “insane Glaswegian” in her latest book “HOW I FUCKED THE WORLD”. She maintains that he was her best lover.
On with the story……
Prior to marrying Sir Paul, she was travelling through Airshire, and spent a week on the west coast, in Saltcoats.
On a drunken bet, (she is an alcoholic, of course), she stood before an audience of 7 people and flashed her cunt.
I have been informed that this was a lame attempt to attract an audience to view her “hop-scotching” on the stage to Danny and the Juniours, “Let’s Go to the Hop’.
A group of blind people had to be quickly escorted away, because they thought that thousands of dead fish had washed up on the beach.
NO……….it was the stench from Mills’ cunt.
That was perhaps the saddest day for Saltcoats, because it was “Free Elderly Men’s Day” at the carnival.
Six men immediately died of massive strokes or heart attacks.
One did not, though.
Charles T. McPhuck, looked at his dead mates, then let out a scream from the base of his Glaswegian balls……………..
“Ya fuckin’ cunt. Yar bush should be used for jungle-training the mulitary.”
Then, Mr. McPhuck jumped on the stage, set Heather Mills’ hairy harry cunt on fire with a Zippo, then grabbed her right tit.
Mills’ skanky bush was smoking, so Mr. McPhuck grabbed Mills right tit.
(Mills, of course is cross addicted to heroin, cocaine, barbituates, minor tranquilizers and anti-depressants.) Mills felt no pain.
McPhuck moved closer to her ear and whispered, “Do you like carnival balloons, ya cunt? Tell me bitch.”
“Yes……….”
Then, McPhuck gripped her right tit with the force of a Glaswegian bricklayer, then screamed:” Am gonna twist yur tit like a carnival balloon.”
McPhuck twisted her right tit 10 times to the right. And, then she smiled.
Poor Mr. McPhuck couldn’t believe that a woman could be such a whore. Then……..his eyes rolled back as he had a massive heart attack.
Believe it or not, as tear drops run down my eyes……….
THAT was my grandfather.
Fondness and kind thoughts are always in my heart when I think about him.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Eastriverblues……….yoor sick and yoo deserve to be put in a jail.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I haven’t seen the lads in a few years. However, I’m sure that Paul would be willing to get together with Ringo and me.
If I were only given a chance, I could have shown the world that I’m more talented than all of the Beatles’ together.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Currently, the great Peter Best is on a world tour. Contacted yesterday in Poland, he said that the media was being too hard on Heather Mills.
“I feel sorry for her,” he said. “Just as I feel sorry for myself.”
“Actually, I think that her cunt is intriguing. It’s hairy…..so who knows what’s inside? I rather doubt that it would be a rat trap.”
“Additionally, her one leg turns me on!”
I could use her fucking plastic leg to drum on a garbage can.
Without a doubt, I’d rub my face in that cunt, even at the risk of getting the Black Fucking Plague.
I’d suck her clit right down my throat, and the bitch would howl like a coyote in heat.
Then, I’d put on my old British Army boots from the Falklands and jam both of them up that hot, hairy hole of the unknown.
Who knows? She might even like me and rip me off for my fucking Falklands’ pension?
My only worry is that her cunt juices are as toxic as an A-Bomb.
God help the world, if Heather Mills cunt can “do a Hiroshima on the entire world.”
January 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I LIKE ‘EM HAIRY!
January 31st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Look here ya”ll I done took a good look at dat there pussy and there ain’t nothing wrong with that mutha fucca, in fact it just might be tight on a brother, so I see right now that it’s a lot of HATE’N poppin of in here hell I bet have these MF’as aint never even had a peace of trim even close to it, So do your thang AND LET THEM BROKE HOES HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 5:57 am
JA SAM MIHAEL JURILJ ŽIVIM U HR.I AM MICHAEL JURILJ I LIVE IN CROATIA IN ZA I LIKE HAIRY PUSSY SO MUCH I DREAM ABOUT SEXY WITH THIS WOMEN.JUUUUHHHHUUU
February 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The point is that her cunt stinks like a hole full of dead rats, you jerks.
Get on the ball!
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Thanks for sharing
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I need help. Please……….I jusk woke, then began licking my wife’s hot, hairy hole of the unknown, when a vision of Heather Mills’ cunt flashed through my head.
It was like a volcano, overflowing with pus, dead skin, pimples, rats, human faeces and thousands of plastic manequin legs.
Should I see my doctor?
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I’d lick Heather in a minute.
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I’D HAVE A LEG OVER WITH THE OLD MOOSE…….”O, NO” !!!……..SHE CANT !!!……..A STUMP CAN LOOK VERY SEXY IN A HALF FILLED FISH NET !!! WE COULD VELCRO THE HIGH HEEL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STOCKING……….IVE GETTING MOVEMENT IN THOSE REGIONS AGAIN !!!
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
u set of gays id lick out that shit in a second and then i would bare back the bitch all the way to one leg city
February 4th, 2008 at 4:48 am
I’m Joey, the “Hot Dog Guy”, and I own a fucking hot dog stand near the Plaza Hotel. (Where I frequently dine.)
I wouldn’t stick a day old hot dog or a bad batch of spicy sausage, up that fucking slime faced slut Mill’s manhole. You know……..her box, her cunt, her gash, her snatch, her pussy………her stinking open sewer.
She should jam her prosthetic up her smelly old cunt, then after it crumbles and explodes in two minutes, she should cut her other fucking slut leg off, and pile drive it up her asshole.
Then, Sir Paul might be happy with this pig, who has done nothing but contribute to ruining his life.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
if you look at her pussy hair upside down…it looks like a bunny
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February 4th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Yea……..it does, Ben. However, that cunt is so rotten that you wouldn’t stick your a ten foot pole with 10 condoms inside it.
It’s pure rot……….skank.
And…………..the hair is obviously not real.
She wears a hair-piece on her ugly cunt. When her fucking leg was cut off, so was one of her cunt lips.
She hides it, as she does her horrible personality.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Oh fuck. I just woke up at my house in Flatbush.
It was a horrible nighmare…….
I woke up screaming.
Heather Mills had her cunt jammed onto my nose and was grinding and grinding, as the smell of ass gass flew up my nose. The bitch wanted to cum.
I gagged, screamed for Jesus, then woke up.
God……..Heather Mills is the archetypal Eve.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:10 am
If you are so “articulate”, ‘Joey the Hot Dog Guy’, then why aren’t you verbally reducing Heather Mills to the tramp that she is?
You can only talk about you hot dogs and sausage…………..mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhh………
Wow! I’ll take your sausage, before Heather Mills. She’s just a cunt.
I’ll give you a better blow job.
Kissee…………kissee………
February 5th, 2008 at 2:13 am
I’ve got nothing against guys who want to suck each others’ cocks or jam them up each others’ asses.
However, I’m not part of you’re “homoreeno scene”.
As a Korean War Vet, who has three Purple Hearts, I don’g appreciate another man making amorous advances towards me.
However…………when I think about Heather Mills’ cunt, I think that I’d rather that you sucked this Korean War Vet’s cock and fucked me up the ass, rather than have Mills do it!
February 5th, 2008 at 2:15 am
It’s obvious that there are latent homosexual problems that must be rectified.
I’d need to talk to several of you men in my office.
Personally, that it.
W.R. Simpson M.D.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:17 am
You fuckin’ fags make me sick.
I can’t stand the way you secretly talk to each other.
What’s wrong with Heather Mills?
She has a cunt and tits. Isn’t that all a woman needs?
February 5th, 2008 at 2:20 am
All of you men are disgusting examples of human beings.
How dare you talk in such a crude way, about a one-legged lady who is trying to save the world.
I consider myself to be a very attractive woman, who would never date any of you jerks.
I’d rather finger myself or jam a broom-stick up my cunnie.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:21 am
This is the sickest site that I’ve ever seen.
All of you people should be locked up in a psycho ward.
I can’t believe what I’ve read.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny,Bunny:
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February 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Its peter cotton tail.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
just one word ewwww
February 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
if that pussey was shave, I would fuck her all the fuckn’time
February 6th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
that is just on word, fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
That is gross, and may god kill you all!
February 11th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Don’t get offended. We’re only pulling your leg. We could pull it as hard as Heather Mills likes her leg pulled.
She likes it pulled hard, just as she likes her big, fat clit pulled hard.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
How many of you guys have fantasies about letting Heather Mills jam her stump up your ass, while you jerk off to Beatles’ music?
Just think……….you could take turns.
You could jam your foot up her ass, while she rubbed her giant clit.
However, there might be a problem with the cunt juice.
Apparently Lady Mills’ cunt juices smell like a fucking sewer.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I don’t know what the problem is with some of you guys. I’d fuck that bitch, in all three holes, with my 12 inch cock, then eat her dry.
She may be a skank. But aren’t skanks the best fucks?
February 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Yeah right, more like you’d try with your 3-incher.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Eva:
As a minister of the church, I would not lie to you. My schlong is 12 inches long. I was just blessed with a big prick. The diameter of my chunk is much more than three inches.
If you need some religious consultation an a “stud bullet” cock, between your legs, I’d let you have it.
My question, though……….
Could your pussy swallow twelve inches of cock, like Heather Mills’ cunt?
February 12th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Let’s face it, there would be no “Shock” if these web sites were not visited.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
shave dat sombitch damn u half legged person
February 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Damn! The between my legs is wet from that! It is hoott!!! I wont to lick her pussy clena and suck her boobs baby!
February 12th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
This is not sumin i want to be with walks over the her! BABY BABY! Strip and get into bed ill do the same
“mmhmmm…oh ya….right there…..keeping humping baby!!! Im getting to like this ….OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Ok bitch shave ur fucking slutty vagina! So then we wint have to look at it!! god BITCHY HOREY SLUTTY SKANKY ASS!
February 12th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Do you mind if I shave your pussy then fuck you
February 13th, 2008 at 12:12 am
shes hot
February 13th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Looks sweet to me! That’s when a pussy was a pussy! Much sexier (and tastier) than today’s red, bumpy and nasty shaved fad.
February 13th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
whats up with your nipples one is bigger then the other n your pussy has been suck to many times
February 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am
In the name of Allah, that dirty bitch should be dragged through the streets of London, then forced to suck off one thousand Muslim studs, such as me. The infidel would first have to gargle our cum, then swallow it by the gallon.
I must say, though, she has a jolly well nice pussy. I like the hair and the tits.
I would fuck her any time with my huge Muslim prick.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
aahhhh………i’ve always wanted u! YUM YUM!!
February 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
awful tits, nice pussy. I like hairy pussies, shaven ones look liked plucked chickens.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Helo. I are from China. Recontly comes to America; freedom likes very much. Anything can say can be possible.
I study Engrish. In class, top study person. Professor tell me to use computers for essay. Interest.
I find sight here. Very durty. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Not avarable in China. No pussy clits on enternet in Shanghai.
I like Mrs. Mills cunt. Did she write all of Beetles songs! Maybye.
For Chinaman I has very big clock. (Peenus)
Mine is 2 inch when hard rock. Fuck any pussy.
Get lost white boys.
I are tough.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m not one to beat around the bush.
I’ve got the biggest cock on this site; I’m the most handsome man (Better looking than Sean Connery.); I’m the most intelligent man and I’m the toughest man.
Have all of you fucking poofs had enough of my use of the first person?
(”I”……….not fucking “aye” for you foreign scum.)
That boy who made the previous comment better take a fast boat back to Hong Kong, otherwise I’ll put on my old fucking British army boots and kick them up his slanted asshole.
I’ll bet that all you birds out there are lubricating right through your jeans, with passionate thoughts of a powerful Scotsman such as me jamming my wully into your snatch.
You’d all cum like atomic bombs, and your cunt lips would hurt for at least a month.
Heather Mills is the only cunt that I’ve ever fucked that went psycho.
She screamed like a vampire having a stake driven up her cunt.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
You fuck off Scottish man. Scottish boy! In China reel man not kick ball. He lick ball.
What you have against people who eat cats and invent gunpowder.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I can’t believe what I’ve just been reading on this site. How dare all of you filthy men talk about a beautiful lady, such as Heather Mills, in the manner that you do?
You’re all sexist pigs, with no sense of empathy.
Heather Mills suffered enough, when she lost her leg.
After losing her leg, she became a successful model, in her own right.
In fact, Paul McCartney pursued her.
Who’s Paul McCartney, anyway? He’s only written a few meaningless pop songs.
I only listen to Bach. Every morning, I wake up to “The Goldberg Variations”.
None of you people have any taste in music.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I agree with Jane. Finally, I’m going to stand up for Heather and myself.
I love myself, even though I’m 4′ 9″, 365 lbs., fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, long greasy hair and a grade 10 education.
Get as much money as you can, Heather.
Women rule!
February 14th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
You two previous cunts are the reason why the word “cunt” was invented.
Paul McCartney is a genius.
Heather Mills probably knows how to fuck a man, so that he feels as though his cock and balls are being ripped into her cunt.
He made a mistake…………
The slut doesn’t deserve a penny.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I’m from Rome. Once, about 7 years ago, I fuck Heather Mills with Muslim man.
She like it when we suck each other’s cock.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I know Heather Mills fuck me nice with hairy cunt. I rich.
Lot of money. My fathur own exploit factory in china.
Bitch Mills will lick my ass and swallow all 3 inch of my cock and balls.
Fuck off Scottrish, English and America.
You all the same.
February 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I don’t like women. Especially Heather Mills. She’s a fag hag.
Years ago, I met her on a ferry to Amsterdam, and she paid me “a lot