If At All Possible, I Would Like Beyonce Knowles to Give Birth for Me Whenever I Choose to Have a Kid
December 3rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
I mean, for reals, people, those are birthing hips. This is a woman who was made to accidentally pop out a kid while she’s taking a shit, pull the baby out of the toilet, wipe, and get on with her day. Like I’m pretty sure I could emerge, at age 25, from that woman’s uterus — while clutching my television set and, you know, my car — and we would both be in pretty good shape afterwards.
Jesus, those are hips.
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f*cking hilarious!
Do you realize what horrible pain she is in tightly dressed and made-up, wigged like this all the time..?
she looks like a mermaid in that dress
lmao
i love beyonce, but that dress is way too tight and does not compliment her frame. she looks like a fish, complete with fish face from the pain! she should’ve told her mom no thanks!
Wow..she looks like a green xmas tree ornament!! WOW!!!!! its crazyy…she still is curvy…tho mor then ever!!
i wish iwould spank her with my extra big black dick.ooohh iw ould bust her fucckin Ass hole with my size 12′” give me chance let me see if u’ll stand that
Dezaree@yahoo.com.au!
uhmm the dress is uhmm.. I say it without being rude? UGLY!! <– and that’s not a rude thng to say because it’s HORRIBLE!!