If At All Possible, I Would Like Beyonce Knowles to Give Birth for Me Whenever I Choose to Have a Kid
December 3rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
I mean, for reals, people, those are birthing hips. This is a woman who was made to accidentally pop out a kid while she’s taking a shit, pull the baby out of the toilet, wipe, and get on with her day. Like I’m pretty sure I could emerge, at age 25, from that woman’s uterus — while clutching my television set and, you know, my car — and we would both be in pretty good shape afterwards.
Jesus, those are hips.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
f*cking hilarious!
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:30 am
Do you realize what horrible pain she is in tightly dressed and made-up, wigged like this all the time..?
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
she looks like a mermaid in that dress
December 5th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
i love beyonce, but that dress is way too tight and does not compliment her frame. she looks like a fish, complete with fish face from the pain! she should’ve told her mom no thanks!
December 7th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Wow..she looks like a green xmas tree ornament!! WOW!!!!! its crazyy…she still is curvy…tho mor then ever!!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:20 am
i wish iwould spank her with my extra big black dick.ooohh iw ould bust her fucckin Ass hole with my size 12′” give me chance let me see if u’ll stand that
March 10th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Dezaree@yahoo.com.au!
March 13th, 2008 at 8:41 am
uhmm the dress is uhmm.. I say it without being rude? UGLY!! <– and that’s not a rude thng to say because it’s HORRIBLE!!