HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRITNEY SPEARS!
December 2nd, 2007 by Evil Beet
America’s favorite trainwreck turns 26 today.
Anyone want to start a pool on whether she’ll see 27?
I don’t really know how to be a bookie, but I’m a fast learner.
Also: I take no.
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I wish her nothing but health and happiness during her 26th year. It’s been fun watching her implode, but I’d like nothing more than for her to pull herself together.
me too oracle, me too
Well, her uh.. friends gave her a rope necklace.. hum?
i want to give her a hairstylist i mean this is tragic
I agree… why in the hell can’t she find somebody to put decent hair extensions in. That is horrendous!
I wish her a happy b-day even if I can’t stand her music or her image!!! she really needs some help to get her life together! her sing career is over but she could have a great life out of the tabloids and with her kids!!!
hey check out this video of a dog listening to her music, it cracked me up!!!
but I don’t know if he liked it or not…
http://www.worldwidefido.com/favorites/post/379
Complete Nerd Alert: Oracle, your 26th birthday is actually the first day of your 27th year of existence. And by a big stretch, Britney’s 26th year was actually quite a doozy.
With that said, I hope for a more fortuitous year 27 for Britney. I do, however, find this whole reuniting with Paris Hilton thing to be somewhat of an unfortunate omen.
Still, I’m pulling for Brit. As are a lot of other folks, though it doesn’t always seem that way in the Cyber-Sphere.