Is this cowgirl chic?

Is that what you’d call it?

Everything about it screams that I should hate it.

And, yet, I want it.

Why, God? Why?

On TRL this week.

First she dated Cisco Adler, then she dyed her hair blond, and now — as Paris is trekking the world hawking those Samantha Thavasa bags — the publishing heiress has signed on to rep Puma’s bags.

What’s next, Lydia? A jail stay?

It just makes her look even more pale than usual.

She’s still gorgeous, though.

At “The Golden Compass” premiere in London.

Remember this little ditty?

Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it’s cuz I’m stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like “What was she feeding them?”.

Am I the only one who gets like this?

But, anyway, I’ve had this song playing most of the night, and it seems to be cheering me up a little for reasons that are unclear. So I’m sharing it. Enjoy!

Zac Efron sings “The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music.”

Trust me, people. Just watch.

Brooke Burke in Ralph magazine. [Derek Hail]

Details magazine thinks Kevin Federline is influential. [Ninja Dude]

Did Miss Puerto Rico invent that whole pepper spray scandal? [Holy Candy]

What the fuck is this chick wearing? It definitely does not make me hungry. [Bossip]

I love a chick with a shotgun. [popbytes]

New John Mayer video. [POTP]

Some Paris Hilton ass. [SOW]

Did Brendan Fraser get hair implants? And more importantly, who is Brendan Fraser? [The Blemish]

Angela Kinsey from The Office is blogging about her pregnancy and swears that she is not having a lesbian love affair with Jenna Fisher. [CBB]

You cannot take a bad picture of Blake Lively.

Just walking down the street is like a Vogue photo shoot for this girl. Stunning, stunning, stunning.

I’m so glad she’s mine, all mine.

On the set of Gossip Girl.

Word on the street is Whitney’s out. Her crime? Being “too vanilla.” What on earth does that mean? Did she refuse to date a disgusting guy who treats her like shit? Was she just too focused on her blossoming career to engage in stupid antics for the camera? For shame!

A source says she doesn’t know it yet, but they’ve already started shooting scenes with her replacement, intern Jenna Goldsmith.

Hopefully this is all a horrible lie. I love Whitney! She’s like the only person on that show who’s a decent role model.