The stagehands are back to work!

Which is great for the handful of people who want to see Broadway shows this holiday season, but is totally unrelated to the writers’ strike impacting television, which is still going strong.

Pamela Anderson says five more years and she’s headed back to Canada!

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” she tells USA Today. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home.”

Pam says she steps in at her sons’ school in Malibu to assist as “Multiplication Mom for the fourth-grade boys.” I assure you, Pamela, there is no multiplication being learned in that classroom.

“Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

Just five more years of this, people. Just five more years.

On the heels of a not-so-flattering article in the Daily Mail, Jennifer Love Hewitt proves even full-figured women can find love.

She just got engaged to her boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall.

Congrats, Jennifer!

Ashley Olsen looks very cozy at the reopening of the New Museum in NYC, co-hosted by Calvin Klein.

17-year-old country sensation Taylor Swift rocks out at the tree-lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

She turns 18 on December 13!!!

Will she finally start getting into trouble then???

She is sooooooooo adorable. But soooooo boring!!!

Give us a reason to write about you, Taylor.

Date Tony Romo!!!

Vanessa signed.

Ashley signed.

Now Zac’s on board, too, and HSM 3 is ready to move forward.

Neither Efron nor Disney will confirm the figure, but Entertainment Weekly is reporting Zac signed on for $3M.

Honestly?

I think he should have held out for more. He is worth way more than $3M to that billion-dollar franchise, and there are no naked pics of him floating around the Internet. You should have asked for more, Zac!!!

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

Paris Hilton, to People magazine.