If you can believe it, Britney Spears doesn’t manager her money particularly well. I know, I know. I thought that was weird, too. I guess she’s just too busy taking meetings with her lawyer and, you know, doing cocaine to spend any time with her money manager.

Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears’ custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn’t save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income.

Spears’ monthly expenses include $49,267 in mortgage for two houses, $16,000 for clothes and $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation, according to her financial declaration.

Although she’s often photographed eating fast food, Spears declares she spends about $4,758 per month dining out. Meanwhile, she spends zero on education, savings and investments and gives $500 a month in charitable contributions, the documents said.

$500 a month in charitable contributions! How sweet of her.

My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here’s a pretty cool acoustic version of “Misery Business.”

I can’t believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl!

Rumor has it that Nick Cannon — who recently split from model Selita Ebanks — has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith.

“Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons,” said a source. “When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her.”

The two haven’t actually been on a date yet.

This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist.

WHICH designer who’s gone ’round and ’round the revolving rehab door gets his fix from a model – who’s been in rehab herself, though for a different problem?

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OMG!!! Someone call the major case squad! Get Alicia Witt and Mr. Big in there STAT!!! The former manager of The Ramones was found murdered in her NYC apartment on Tuesday night.

Linda Stein, the one-time co-manager of Ramones was found dead last night (October 30) in her Upper East Side apartment in Manhattan.

Stein, 62, who was once married to famous Sire Records head, Warner Brothers Vice President Seymour Stein, was found dead in her kitchen.

In recent times, Stein was well-known in showbusiness circles as a realtor for high-profile and celebrity clients, including Billy Joel, Calvin Klein and Bruce Willis.

Stein died from blunt force trauma to the head. Police are treating the death as murder, and are continuing investigations. They say there were no signs of forced entry to her Fifth Avenue apartment.

This is totally real-life Law & Order!!!!

Paris hosts at “A Very Sexy Halloween” at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas.

Oh, Paris, you only wish you were actually jailbait.

You’re old, dear.

Da Brat was arrested early Thursday morning in Georgia for smashing a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum.

Need I say more?