Check out this video footage of Paris Hilton demanding her sex video be removed from the shelves of an LA adult store.

Honestly, Paris, aren’t you like 5 years too late to start complaining about this shit?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally managed to take a full-body shot where she doesn’t tower over him. She’s wearing flats and you’d better believe his shoes have lifts in them.

Jenna Elfman’s husband, Bodhi, wasn’t so lucky.

Is this a Scientology thing? Are they supposed to marry women who make them look short?

Drew Carey goes all Michael Moore on your ass in this mini-documentary defending the use of medical marijuana.

I actually think this is really boring, but if you’re into this sort of thing, maybe it’ll interest you.

The Olympic medalist showed her stuff off at The Rink at Rockefeller Center on Friday.

I just think she’s so adorable. And I wish I could do that with my leg. I bet I’d get asked out more often. I have double-jointed knuckles, but it just doesn’t create the same effect with men. Instead of “Oooooh,” it’s usually more like “Ewwww.” I need to stop trying to impress people that way.

This is three nights in a row!

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted partying at NYC’s The Box on Wednesday night, while “celebrity” chef Rocco DiSpirito couldn’t get in for half an hour. “The doorman kept ignoring him and pretending he wasn’t there. It was actually really sad. He kept watching celeb after celeb being walked in.”

Three nights in a row is a big deal among the Hollywood set, people!

I guess Ashley is convenient for Lance. I mean, he can just hang a basket on his bike and keep her in that.

Keri Russell and Reese Witherspoon lend their support to a fundraiser for the Children’s Defense Fund.

Other celeb attendees included Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Morrison, Jane Kazcmarek, Elisabeth Shue and Bradley Whitford.

Dog’s lawyer today announced that, as we’d suspected, Dog’s son sold the tape of his father going on a racist rant to the National Enquirer for “a lot of money.”

“I guess because of whatever level of anger he had of his father, he felt the need to express it in that manner,” the lawyer said.

Damn. Why would the lawyer make that statement? Is Dog trying to make his son look bad now??

That’s sure how it seems!!!

His son Tucker could not be reached for comment.