Check out the first video the Spice Girls have done together since, like, I figured out how to use a tampon.

“Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)” is boring as all hell.

Paris and Nicky Hilton arrive at Narita airport. They’re in Japan to promote Samantha Thavasa handbags.

At least they’re out of the States! They’re your problem now, Asia!!!

Left: Britney Spears on Halloween. I thought she went as her own vagina, but I was wrong, because:

Right: David Lee Roth in the mid-80s.

Amazing, fantastic call by Idolator.

It’s official!

Those naked pics didn’t ruin her career. (Like we ever thought they would.)

Vanessa will be back for HSM 3, as will Ashley Tisdale.

“Vanessa is locked for the movie,” a HSM3 source says. “She is very happy that the deal is done.”

The source also says Vanessa will receive a “substantial increase” in pay.

Well, of course. She’s a household name now. Ashley Tisdale’s kicking herself for not thinking of it first.

I think everyone needs to start leaking naked pictures of themselves. Teachers, policemen, janitors, bloggers — all the underappreciated, underpaid members of our fine society — should just start randomly leaking naked photos of themselves and then expect a pay raise and a reality TV show. It seems to be a surefire way to make a name for yourself.

Apparently that’s a very important question, as rumor has it that the producers of The Hills have been holding casting calls for Heidi and Spencer’s wedding.

Sources close to the show tell me that producers are currently in the process of casting “key roles” for Spencer and Heidi’s upcoming wedding. We’re hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters’ Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), whom you’ll remember as Jason Lewis’ girlfriend on B&S, is in final talks to be “cast” as Heidi’s Maid of Honor!

Talk about having no friends!

I don’t know if I believe this — or that Heidi and Spencer are even having a televised wedding — because I’ve also heard that Lauren said she wouldn’t do the show anymore if Heidi and Spencer had their wedding on the show. So take this with a grain of salt.

Even so, I hope Ben Stein gets to play someone’s grandpa.

Mrs. Tom Cruise plans to run the New York marathon on Sunday.

In related news, I plan to walk from the living room to the kitchen, where the chocolate bars are. Possibly more than once.

Hooray! Johnny Depp says his daughter is now healthy. [INO]

Oprah’s doing her best to deal with that whole sexual abuse scandal. [Mollygood]

Is Rachel Ray’s husband cheating on her? [popbytes]

Jennifer Garner’s a Broadway baby. [Celebitchy]

LeeLee Sobieski thinks she’s so cool. [Drunken Stepfather]