Archive for November, 2007
PREGGERS!
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007See? I’m Pretty When I’m Airbrushed.
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Whoever Styled Sarah Michelle Gellar for This Event Should Be Taken Outside and Shot
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Here’s what we’re gonna do:
We’re going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we’re going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.
Then we’re going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.
And since we don’t have time to do your hair, why don’t you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That’ll create a nice effect.
Sheesh.
Why Is Cheri Oteri Everywhere These Days?
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Jessica Simpson’s new BFF is showing up on red carpets left and right lately, looking all glammed out and shit.
What’s up with that? She’s 45 years old. It’s a little too late to become an “it” girl.
In fairness, this red carpet event was for a movie she did, but I’ve seen more Cheri Oteri in the past few weeks than I have since she was on SNL.
Where’s Ashley?
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Lance Armstrong — who’s been linked to Ashley Olsen in recent days — showed up at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC on Friday in celebration of his second run of the New York Marathon, which will take place on Sunday.
He’s cute.
Cute like an old man is cute.
Ashley is probably in his pocket. Giving him a hand job or something. Must be convenient.
THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN: Dog’s Show Pulled from the Air
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007AMERICA WILL NOT TOLERATE RACISM!
A&E has officially decided to pull Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter from its schedule.
“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take `Dog The Bounty Hunter’ off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future,” the network said in a statement Friday. “We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”
Learn more about the racist rant that started it all!










