OMG!!! Someone call the major case squad! Get Alicia Witt and Mr. Big in there STAT!!! The former manager of The Ramones was found murdered in her NYC apartment on Tuesday night.

Linda Stein, the one-time co-manager of Ramones was found dead last night (October 30) in her Upper East Side apartment in Manhattan.

Stein, 62, who was once married to famous Sire Records head, Warner Brothers Vice President Seymour Stein, was found dead in her kitchen.

In recent times, Stein was well-known in showbusiness circles as a realtor for high-profile and celebrity clients, including Billy Joel, Calvin Klein and Bruce Willis.

Stein died from blunt force trauma to the head. Police are treating the death as murder, and are continuing investigations. They say there were no signs of forced entry to her Fifth Avenue apartment.

This is totally real-life Law & Order!!!!

Paris hosts at “A Very Sexy Halloween” at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas.

Oh, Paris, you only wish you were actually jailbait.

You’re old, dear.

Da Brat was arrested early Thursday morning in Georgia for smashing a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum.

Need I say more?

Devon showed up at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party dressed as my grandmother’s tablecloth.

Except my grandmother always made sure there were no creases in the center of her tablecloth.

Ouch!

Vito was convicted of sexually assaulting three girls ages 12 to 14 during an autograph signing event last year at mall skate park.

When the verdict was announced, Vito fell to the floor and started screaming “Just kill me now.”

His sentencing hearing is December 20. He faces up to six years in prison. If he doesn’t comply with sex offender treatment as part of the sentence, he could potentially spend life in prison.

Go ahead. Tell me I’m wrong.

The gaping hole in the center?

All those pleats on the outside?

The overwhelming sense that nothing about it is particularly well thought-out?

Yup. That’s Britney’s vagina.

Jesse Jane nip slip. [FListed]

Hooray! Stephen Colbert is officially on the ballot! [DListed]

Melissa Joan Hart as Little Bo Peep. Cute. [Celebslam]

JLo’s new movie went straight to DVD. [Derek Hail]

The dolphins made Hayden cry. [INO]

Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you’re reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn’t even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now.

I’m going to Miami — bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! — where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I’m going.

So I’m gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I’ll be back later in the afternoon to check in and make sure Britney’s still alive and drinking. And I’ll be in and out all weekend with — as my boss puts it — dispatches from South Beach.

Oh! And I bought a digital camera yesterday (It’s pink! And has a special feature for filming for YouTube! What a world!), so it’s possible I’ll even go all Pink Is the New Blog on you and start posting annoying photos of myself and my friends so I don’t have to keep referring everyone to that MediaBistro interview whenever people wanna know what I look like. Now what do you guys think of that?

And if you’re a Miamian, definitely leave comments and let me know when and where to get into trouble while I’m out here!!!

Meanwhile, the always-hilarious (and very sexy!) David Gilmore from Pretty on the Outside has launched a new site, Pretty from a Distance, which is definitely worth checking out.