Which pop star – known more for the rocker she’s dating than her own vocal skills – has visited the ER several times after partying too hard on her BF’s tour?

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Gwyneth Paltrow and her hubby, Chris Martin, haven’t been seen photographed together in months.

When asked about the rumors of an impending split, Paltrow’s rep said they “are absolutely not true. They have been completely together and barely separated. Chris was with her in Los Angeles during the shooting of ‘Iron Man,’ and then with her in the Hamptons during the summer, and in London for September and October. She’s been in New York for the past week, but he is joining him soon in a few days. This stems from the fact that both Chris and Gwyneth make a deliberate effort not to be photographed together. She does not take him to any events where there will be press – or if she does, they enter separately. It is their policy not to put their relationship out there for public consumption.”

My, my, my.

A simple “not true” would have sufficed, darling.

This is what we have to look forward to as the writers’ strike continues.

He’s receiving $15K/month from Britney, but that was decided under the original custody agreement, which gave them 50/50 custody. Now K-Fed has the kids 6 nights a week and nearly every day. Plus he’s court-ordered to have security for them, but the court’s not paying for that security.

So he’s going back to court to ask for more mula.

I mean, there’s a long, modelesque neck, and then there’s this.

This isn’t normal, right?

Can you get plastic surgery to elongate your neck?

Also: this chick is 52. Dayum.

This is really weird. You know how normally Meredith Grey narrates the episodes of Grey’s Anatomy? Apparently Chandra Wilson/Dr. Bailey will be taking over those duties.

Tvguide.com columnist Michael Ausiello writes:

“The new narrator is … Bailey,” adding that “there’s a reason behind her temporary promotion — and it ain’t pretty … Let’s just say that random scene last week of Bailey at home with her husband and kid will make a lot more sense when Episode 11 airs early next year.”

Hmmmm.

Any guesses?

It’s a small world.

Sean Taylor, the Washington Redskins player who tragically died this week, was the longtime boyfriend of Andy Garcia’s niece, Jackie Garcia. She was with her football star boyfriend Monday night when they heard loud noises. She reportedly hid in the bedroom with their 18-month-old daughter, also named Jackie, while Taylor went to investigate.

Andy Garcia released a statement:

“His heroic action on that tragic night saved their life and is a testament to his humanity and courage. His spirit will live forever, in our hearts and through the legacy of his achievements and the family he leaves behind/ Sean was known to many as an extraordinary athlete and unquestionable teammate. To those of us who had the good fortune to count him as a member of our extended family, we will always remember him as a caring and loving individual.”

R.I.P., Sean.