I love it when Jessica Simpson gets a case of the fuck-its. It’s like every now and then she snaps and says, “You know what? I just don’t fucking care anymore,” and then we get pictures like this. It’s wonderful.

Here she is acting like a drunken ass in front of the AP’s photographers in NYC on Monday night. Check out all the people around her trying to make sure she doesn’t fall down. Loves it.

Why do I hate her so much?

I don’t know, but I do.

I mean, what the hell is her smug ass wearing? Isn’t black supposed to be slimming?

I just want to punch her in the face.

These are all pretty blah for a writers’ guild, ya know?

Just standard picket signs.

I was looking for something along the lines of “Do We Strike You As Replaceable?” or “Without Our Letters, Letterman is Just a Man.”

I’m disappointed in the entertainment value of this strike so far.

Brad’s dressed for the premiere of Oliver!, but they’re actually at the Beowulf premiere in LA.

Angelina is dressed as a coat rack.

Eat, woman!

Little Abigail Breslin attends the Glamour Magazine 2007 Women of The Year Awards.

I love her little purse!!!

She’s like Dakota Fanning without all the creepy preternatural intelligence. It’s not that she’s not poised and professional — she is — but it’s nice to see a young star who looks and acts like a young star. I just love her.

We may not have gotten Britney’s, but we can take some solace in the fact that Shia LaBeouf’s post-Walgreens-fracas mug shot was released.

A little red around the eyes there, Shia.

Welcome to the big time, kiddo!

OMG.

White girls should not say “booty” under any circumstances.

This track is so boring.

Sorry.