Ivana Trump reminds us all why, well into her 60s, she gets to marry a 35-year-old hottie and you don’t.
This is such bullshit. Her tits are perkier than mine! But I have a bona fide 25-year-old vagina and I’m still single.
How long until Barron Trump turns 18? Or I’d even take one of those little Hilton boys. Whatever. I’m officially bitter.
I have no idea who named this girl. It sounds like she’s some sort of really cheap hooker who wants to be French.
Anyway, she’s supposedly running around town with Owen Wilson. They even took a yoga class together!
Page Six ran a piece yesterday about how she stole and purposely broke an umbrella some NYC restauranteur lent her. Sounds like she’s exactly what Owen Wilson needs right now. About as much as he needs to be running around the NYC bar scene.
Magic Johnson and his son, Andre, walk the red carpet at the world premiere of “This Christmas” in LA.
The former pro basketball player has been battling HIV since he was diagnosed in 1991.
Use condoms, people!!
Meet total hottie Javier Bardem, an acclaimed Spanish actor who recently made a foray into English-language films with No Country for Old Men. You’ll be seeing a lot more of him in 2008 films.
He’s also porking Penelope Cruz.
Lucky girl!
Te amo, Javier.
I hate this story so much.
The mainstream tabs are acting like Britney Spears is suddenly Mother Theresa because she’s auctioning off a signed copy of Blackout on eBay. Proceeds go to UNICEF.
“I think it’s important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere,” says Brit in a press release.
Seriously? Britney Spears fucking woke up early enough to clutch a pen in her shaky, hungover hands and scribble something that could be, if you squint hard enough, her fucking name, on a compact disc before wiping the semen off of her inner thighs and heading to Les Deux. WAY TO GO, BRITNEY! Consider this a virtual pat on the back from your friends at Evil Beet. You are phenomenally helpful. You are saving the world, one scribble at a time.
She’s doing this in conjunction with X17. You know, the photo agency that pays her 50% of all the “candid” pics they get of her. I’m sure this is all being done for the sake of the children, and is not in any way related to the negative press that both parties are currently dealing with.
Bidding is currently at $7200. So, about the amount Britney spends on cocaine each week.
Miss Universe Riyo Mori, Miss Teen USA Hilary Cruz and Miss USA Rachel Smith attend A Salute to the Troops in NYC.
Check out Riyo, still rocking that bling from the night before.
Hey, remember last week when I said Brooke Burke was pregnant again?
And some asshole commenter said, and I quote, “Yeah right, that sounds SO accurate! Where do you get your info from???? Loser.”
I get my info, it turns out, a few days ahead of People magazine.
Brooke’s rep has confirmed she is expecting in the spring.
Meg who?
Dennis and his new wife, Kimberly Buffington, welcomed Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace on Thursday in Santa Monica.
The couple are the biological parents of the twins, who were born via a surrogate mother.
Everyone is doing well.
