Archive for November, 2007
How Cute! Taylor Momsen Went to the Homecoming Dance!
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Talk about not letting the fame go to your head.
14-year-old Taylor Momsen, who stars as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, recently attended her high school’s homecoming dance, even though she is not currently attending classes there.
She wore a black lace tunic (”way too short for a dress,” says a witness) and spent most of the night “huddled” with a gaggle of friends.
Tragically, the writer’s strike has shut down production on Gossip Girl, so it’s a good thing Momsen’s not being a snotty brat to these kids — she may be back in school with them soon enough.
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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Yup, Britney’s Drug Test Was Positive for Amphetamines
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Her camp is trying to spin this eight ways from Sunday — including throwing out the Hail Mary that this shit is somehow the result of an inhaler – but it’s all bullshit.
Homegirl’s snorting meth.
How bourgeois.
Does Ashlee Simpson Do Anything But Appear in Pictures with Pete Wentz These Days?
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Like, remember when she had a TV show? And released albums? And put on concerts and stuff?
I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen her do any of those things. She just pops up on occasion in a picture with Pete Wentz, or, once in a blue moon, with her sister.
I have to admit I’m kind of a closet Ashlee Simpson fan. Come on, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E! How can you not secretly dig that song?
We miss you, Ashlee!
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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Matt Dillon shills for Skechers. [Agent Bedhead]
Check out my take on last night’s episode of The Hills. [Film.com]
The Donda West Death: let the finger-pointing begin! Yay! [MollyGood]
Britney nearly kills another paparazzo. [POTP]
I love it when Courtney Love blogs. [popbytes]
We’re blowing shit up in Las Vegas. [DListed]
Avril Lavigne sure does look short when you put her next to a supermodel. [The Blemish]
Angelina Jolie and the wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah!]
Boy George was charged with being a kinky little bitch. [Websters]
Relationships? Planned by publicists? Say it ain’t so, Jessica! [INO]
What Exactly Is It That You’re Doing, Leelee Sobieski?
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007La Lohan Starts Community Service
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Lindsay Lohan started doing the community service work she has to do as part of her DUI plea deal. She’s working at the American Red Cross in the LA area, and she put in 7 hours yesterday.
The pictures from this event are boring, as is everything Lindsay does lately.
Unfortunately, I can’t publicly encourage her to drink anymore, because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton drunken elephants quote was real, I’d quit doing that. The AP picked up the story this morning, so I guess it’s real. And a deal’s a deal. So, um, good for you, Lindsay. Way to be boring and not help me make any money. Thanks hon.







