Archive for November, 2007

What. The. Fuck?

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Rumer Willis Miss Golden Globes 2008 Pictures, Photos from Ceremony

Rumer Willis was selected as Miss Golden Globe 2008.

Um … have you actually seen her?

She just keeps getting more heinous.

Maybe they like her because her head looks like a globe. It’s free from that whole “oval” look that normal people have. That must be it.

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Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Christina Aguilera is just not one of those women who looks great pregnant. [Derek Hail]

Kelly Ripa has an outtie. [popbytes]

Is Brit-Brit getting liposuction in Vegas? [INO]

Shar Jackson’s spending more time with Britney’s kids than Britney is. [Celebitchy]

Matt Damon is People’s 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. Are they just going through the call sheet for Oceans 11 or what? [A Socialite's Life]

Was Prince Harry cheating on Chelsy Davy? [POTP]

Soulja Boy pees off a balcony. Hot. [Ninja Dude]

Chick fight on that Tila Tequila show! [DListed]

Kevin Connolly and Julianne Hough??

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Kevin Connolly Buys Julianne Hough a Ring, Pictures, Photos

Looks like the 33-year-old actor is really going after the 19-year-old dancer.

The Entourage star, 33, recently stopped by Los Angeles’s Tracy Allen Fine Jewelry and plunked down several thousand dollars on a diamond and18-karat, white-gold ring for Dancing with the Stars beauty Julianne Hough.

A store patron says Connolly “knew exactly what he was going to get her and was clear about who it was for.”

Hough even wore the ring on Monday’s performance show, when she and partner Helio Castroneves did the paso doble and the fox trot.

Julianne had her rep be all like, “We’re just friends,” but I think it’s clear that Kevin wants it to be a little something more.

First he dates a 23-year-old Nicky Hilton, then he was linked to 22-year-old Haylie Duff, and now he’s pursuing a 19-year-old dancer?

Watch your step there, Kevin. A couple more girls and you’ll be into jailbait range.

Thanks Emily!

No Trouble Here

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Jessica Alba and Boyfriend Cash Warren Holding Hands in New York, Pictures, Photos

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted out together in NYC … well, in fairness, they probably called the paparazzi.

There had been rumors of a break-up, and then a reconciliation, and it looks like these two are still going strong.

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Ellen Pompeo Went and Got Her Ass Married in Secret!

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery Get Married in Secret Wedding Ceremony on Friday

The nerve!!!!!!!!

No hoopla? No exclusive photo deals? No paparazzi in helicopters?

What the hell kind of wedding is that?

Anyway, turns out Dr. Grey had a secret little NYC wedding to her now-hubby, Chris Ivery, last Friday, with Mayor Bloomberg as a witness.

Congrats, Ellen!

Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

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Brandon Davis is so gross.

EVEN professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Ew.

AP Pulls Paris Hilton and the Elephants Story!

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

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Hooray!!!

Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I’d stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up??

The AP has pulled it!!!

The quote is not real.

God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You’re such a riot.

DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!

(Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Can Can fragrance.)

Hey, did I mention Lindsay Lohan should drink again? Because she’s BORING AS FUCK when she’s sober? Drink, bitch!

Thanks Brittiany!

Still Going Strong

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight Kiss at the Rock the Vote Event, Pictures, Photos

Adrianne Curry reminds us all that it’s important to write things about her, as she sucks face with her much older Brady husband, Chris Knight.

You know, it’s easy to talk shit about this relationship, but they’ve managed to keep it going strong even after the cameras stopped rolling, so props to them for that.

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