Sigh.

Say something nice, Beet.

Well, I agree with her that AIDS is bad.

I hope her hair gets AIDS.

Although new episodes of The Late Show will not be airing during the writers strike, Mr. Letterman has agreed to pay his staff — this is hair and makeup, grips, props guys, etc — through the end of the year. Out of his own pocket.

“Dave’s not doing this to get good press, which is why it hasn’t been reported for almost two days,” says a source.

But before everyone gets all “why isn’t Jay Leno doing this too?,” remember that Letterman owns The Late Show, whereas Jay does not own The Tonight Show. Just saying.

The striking writers on Dave’s show have their own blog now. You can read it here.

Jessica Alba attends the premiere of her new movie, Awake, in NYC.

Have you ever heard this song?

No?

Well, it rocks. So does the whole album.

If you like it, I’ve also included “Mixed Tape” below, which also rocks.

Oh, oh, oh!

Nothing could make me happier!

There’s going to be another OJ trial.

After four hours of deliberating, Justice of the Peace Joseph Bonaventure has decided that O.J. Simpson, along with two other co-defendants, will stand trial for twelve criminal counts associated with armed robbery. The counts include robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy, kidnapping and burglary.

The other three co-defendants in the case have all testified against O.J. and have accepted plea deals. Simpson has plead not guilty.

Seriously, can you guys believe we get another OJ Simpson trial????

Maybe they’ll get it right this time!

Marie’s 16-year-old son, Michael, is in rehab. The devout Mormon released the following statement:

“My son Michael is an amazing young man, shown through his courage in facing his issues. As his mother, I couldn’t be more proud of him. The press and public has always been kind and gracious in the past and I know they will continue to respect our privacy during this time.”

You know what?

I think this is awesome. I love that Marie’s not just burying her head in the sand and hoping her son’s problems will miraculously go away; she’s recognizing them, she’s talking about them, and she’s helping her son get better.

Way to go, Marie!

No sibling rivalry here!

Samantha Ronson’s sister, designer Charlotte Ronson, shows off her goods at a benefit trunk show at her NYC flagship show.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with these girls. I just am. So you guys have to deal with that. Sorry.

KT Tunstall was scheduled to perform on Leno and Carson Daly today.

Since both appearances were canceled as a result of the strike, she’s heading down to the Burbank lot today to play a free show and support the writers.

2 pm today (Wednseday) at 3000 W. Alameda.