Jennifer Aniston and Jason Lewis? Nooooo. Jason Lewis is miiiiiiiiiine!!!!! [FListed]

Leelee Sobieski has some movie coming out, so she’s talking about something. [Mollygood]

Hey, you know who wasn’t pregnant this year? Angelina Jolie. Don’t believe the tabs, people! [popbytes]

Bill Gates went to the Kelly Clarkson show! [Celebslam]

Vanessa Minnillo goes shopping. [Drunken Stepfather]

John Travolta’s hair still looks ridiculous. [DListed]

Paris Hilton does some pole dancing. [Jordan]

Tom Cruise is not such a good dancer. [CityRag]

Nice to see Amy Winehouse has finally pulled her act together. Oh, wait. Except she totally hasn’t. [Websters]

Apparently there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan, where she participated in a protest aimed at stopping fishermen during a dolphin hunt recently.

“I’d do it again,” said Hayden. “Very possibly, might do it again. I was very excited that people were interested in what we did. In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab.”

Yes, Hayden! You finally understand.

Doing positive things for the world only results in arrest warrants.

Give us an upskirt, baby!!!! Make those 18 years count!!!

“I’m not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. … Committing yourself to one person is sacred.”

Natalie Portman, to InStyle magazine.

I don’t have any dirt on him (well, he’s Samantha Ronson’s brother, isn’t that dirt enough?), but while I’m busy obsessing over everything his sisters do, some of you mentioned you were big fans of Mark.

And he actually managed to show up at an event just last night, so here ya go!

I guess he’s kinda cute. He has the whole broody thing going on.

At the Launch of the Blackjack II event in LA.

Update: Someone saw this post and sent along his video for “Oh My God” featuring Lily Allen. Pretty cool!

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

It’s the Cassidy curse. Sometimes fame isn’t all that fun, honey.

I love this story because, when police asked her about her age, she gave them a fake name and said she was 21. They then asked her what her birthday was. “4-29-84,” she responded. That would have made her 23. When the police pointed this out to her, she admitted her real name and age. Katie, you suck at lying to the cops. You have to have this stuff down pat. I offer seminars on the third Tuesday of the month if you’re interested.

Her BAC was .16, twice the legal limit. Ouch!

This is my favorite part: When Katie’s mom was contacted, she wanted to know “what could be done,” since her daughter was a “high-profile” actress. (High profile my ass!) When a cop replied that the arrested performer would have to appear in court to answer misdemeanor charges (minor in possession and false reporting to a law enforcement agent), Cassidy’s mother explained that her daughter “didn’t have time to come back to court.”

Ha ha ha ha. She’ll have to make time. She’s due back in December.

How stunning does Helena Christensen look?

I love, love, LOVE the dress!!!

At the Montblanc VIP Charity Gala in Monaco.

Monaco! How fancy!

Lance Armstrong’s ex isn’t exactly excited about his new relationship, with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen.

A source reports that, when she was asked about the relationship at a party recently, “Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’”

I agree, Sheryl!

Or her publicist or her manager or whoever the hell let her on a red carpet looking like she just got fucked while standing on her goddamn head.

Actually.

That’s kind of hot.

Pushed up against the wall or some shit?

Hm.

I’m adding that to the list.