Reese Witherspoon Needs Jake Gyllenhaal to Wipe for Her

November 29th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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How else to explain the eleven minutes the two spent in a first-class bathroom on a flight from Frankfurt to LA?

Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star.

Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.

Seriously, I’d be grossed out, too. It’s really hard to thoroughly wash your hands in those airplane bathrooms!


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6 Responses to “Reese Witherspoon Needs Jake Gyllenhaal to Wipe for Her”

  1. LAMO! says:

    Rhymes with “Blow job”.

    Oh, oops! I forgot to rhyme it with something. Oh well. Cat’s outta the bag now.

  2. Leslie says:

    They were probably doing the nasty-nasty.

  3. Margo says:

    I’m a member of the Mile High Club too!

  4. okay... says:

    but Jakey’s gay….

  5. feefee says:

    They freaky!!!

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