InTouch Proves Britney Is Pregnant! With Photos! Of a Cell Phone!
Give me a break.
So earlier in the week, InTouch magazine ran some story saying J.R. Rotem claimed Britney Spears was pregnant with his baby. We didn’t run the story on here, because it was bullshit.
J.R. denied making those claims in a formal statement, and now InTouch is striking back, by putting images of their text message conversations with J.R. on their website. This proves everything!!! It’s like they pulled the pregnancy test from the urine themselves!!!
Here at Evil Beet, we’ve employed a similar technology to prove, once and for all, that Paris Hilton is a huge, herpes-infested turd.
November 29th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
This is cracking me up.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I can’t stop giggling. You wrote turd.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
this is the funniest thing EVER!!!!
November 30th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Does InTouch think we’re stupid? Just because we read gossip about, and spend hours commenting on people who generally deserve less in their life than the person who scrapes gum off the bottom of the chairs at sports arenas, doesn’t mean they can insult our intelligence!
Bastids.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:40 am
*maury povich voice* JR , you are NOT the father!
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:31 am
Hello people,
I just found this video. I think It is a real scandal!
Check this blog out:
http://rkellysextape.wordpress.com/
Info From BBC News:
R&B singer R Kelly is due to face child pornography charges in court,
nearly six years after first being arrested.
huh.. do you believe??