InTouch Proves Britney Is Pregnant! With Photos! Of a Cell Phone!
November 29th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Give me a break.
So earlier in the week, InTouch magazine ran some story saying J.R. Rotem claimed Britney Spears was pregnant with his baby. We didn’t run the story on here, because it was bullshit.
J.R. denied making those claims in a formal statement, and now InTouch is striking back, by putting images of their text message conversations with J.R. on their website. This proves everything!!! It’s like they pulled the pregnancy test from the urine themselves!!!
Here at Evil Beet, we’ve employed a similar technology to prove, once and for all, that Paris Hilton is a huge, herpes-infested turd.
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This is cracking me up.
I can’t stop giggling. You wrote turd.
this is the funniest thing EVER!!!!
Does InTouch think we’re stupid? Just because we read gossip about, and spend hours commenting on people who generally deserve less in their life than the person who scrapes gum off the bottom of the chairs at sports arenas, doesn’t mean they can insult our intelligence!
Bastids.
*maury povich voice* JR , you are NOT the father!
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