Chris Meloni Just Lost Like 20 Points in My Book
November 27th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I mean, the hat?
It’s not a cowboy hat.
It’s not even really a top hat.
What type of hat is it, then?
It is the wrong hat. It is the wrong hat, Chris.
With his wife at a screening of The Savages.
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November 27th, 2007 at 6:48 am
‘Cause his wife’s name is Sherman?
November 27th, 2007 at 7:44 am
It looks like a porkpie hat. Not bad with the right outfit, but the one he’s wearing is distinctly NOT the right outfit. Still, I’d gladly hit it. Repeatedly.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:47 am
I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:47 am
He looks like Kid Rock! WTF?! Man is HOT. Pfft.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true. PS: Why is Wordpress tormenting me?!?!?!
November 27th, 2007 at 8:49 am
It’s like that hat that Johnny Depp wore in Bennie and Joon. He looks like an idiot.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:59 am
I think it’s a derby.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am
You can’t rock a big assed head in a too little hat. But I love Chris and hafta say that the wife bugs me alot more than the porkpie.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I’ve love him since OZ and he played a great sociopathic murderer. Did I mention his perfect ass????
November 27th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Stop hatin
November 28th, 2007 at 9:01 am
I thought he was gay
November 29th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
He’s so handsome… no matter what he wears. I just love him. I do. Seriously.
Well maybe not love. But he definately tops my list.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
jillian: go to hell!! he`s not gay !!!
i love chris….
April 26th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Lola, hun — you just keep tellin yourself that, over and over and maybe it will come true for you. NOT.
Dream on babe - the stud smokes pole and ya know it.