Chris Meloni Just Lost Like 20 Points in My Book
November 27th, 2007 by Evil BeetI mean, the hat?
It’s not a cowboy hat.
It’s not even really a top hat.
What type of hat is it, then?
It is the wrong hat. It is the wrong hat, Chris.
With his wife at a screening of The Savages.
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‘Cause his wife’s name is Sherman?
It looks like a porkpie hat. Not bad with the right outfit, but the one he’s wearing is distinctly NOT the right outfit. Still, I’d gladly hit it. Repeatedly.
I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true.
He looks like Kid Rock! WTF?! Man is HOT. Pfft.
I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true. PS: Why is Wordpress tormenting me?!?!?!
It’s like that hat that Johnny Depp wore in Bennie and Joon. He looks like an idiot.
I think it’s a derby.
You can’t rock a big assed head in a too little hat. But I love Chris and hafta say that the wife bugs me alot more than the porkpie.
I’ve love him since OZ and he played a great sociopathic murderer. Did I mention his perfect ass????
Stop hatin
I thought he was gay
He’s so handsome… no matter what he wears. I just love him. I do. Seriously.
Well maybe not love. But he definately tops my list.
jillian: go to hell!! he`s not gay !!!
i love chris….
Lola, hun — you just keep tellin yourself that, over and over and maybe it will come true for you. NOT.
Dream on babe – the stud smokes pole and ya know it.
he is the finest man alive ! id hit that hard !