Chris Meloni Just Lost Like 20 Points in My Book

November 27th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Christopher Meloni and Wife Sherman Williams at Tribeca Screening of The Savages

I mean, the hat?

It’s not a cowboy hat.

It’s not even really a top hat.

What type of hat is it, then?

It is the wrong hat. It is the wrong hat, Chris.

With his wife at a screening of The Savages.


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15 Responses to “Chris Meloni Just Lost Like 20 Points in My Book”

  1. LAMO! says:

    ‘Cause his wife’s name is Sherman?

  2. Darth Paul says:

    It looks like a porkpie hat. Not bad with the right outfit, but the one he’s wearing is distinctly NOT the right outfit. Still, I’d gladly hit it. Repeatedly.

  3. Jenz says:

    I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true.

  4. Lauren says:

    He looks like Kid Rock! WTF?! Man is HOT. Pfft.

  5. Jenz says:

    I think maybe, in addition to it being a porkpie, it is tooooooo small. I’m sorry, secret lover. But it’s true. PS: Why is Wordpress tormenting me?!?!?!

  6. okay... says:

    It’s like that hat that Johnny Depp wore in Bennie and Joon. He looks like an idiot.

  7. jessica says:

    I think it’s a derby.

  8. Just Saying says:

    You can’t rock a big assed head in a too little hat. But I love Chris and hafta say that the wife bugs me alot more than the porkpie.

  9. warm puppy says:

    I’ve love him since OZ and he played a great sociopathic murderer. Did I mention his perfect ass????

  10. Yo says:

    Stop hatin

  11. jillian says:

    I thought he was gay

  12. CaseyDeuce says:

    He’s so handsome… no matter what he wears. I just love him. I do. Seriously.

    Well maybe not love. But he definately tops my list.

  13. Lola.. says:

    jillian: go to hell!! he`s not gay !!!

    i love chris….

  14. Josh says:

    Lola, hun — you just keep tellin yourself that, over and over and maybe it will come true for you. NOT.

    Dream on babe – the stud smokes pole and ya know it.

  15. toni says:

    he is the finest man alive ! id hit that hard !

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