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Who Isn’t Tony Romo Fucking?

November 26th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Seriously, I felt something rubbing on my leg at like 3 am last night and woke up screaming, “Stop it, Tony Romo!”

My cat just stared at me.

But seriously this dude is just having sex with everything in the Los Angeles area.

Up now: Jessica Simpson, with whom he spent Thanksgiving in Texas. InTouch is reporting that he’s her boyfriend, but somehow I doubt that. I don’t think he’s anyone’s boyfriend. I think he’s just trying to have sex with more celebrities than Matt Leinart. I think that’s his goal.


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15 Responses to “Who Isn’t Tony Romo Fucking?”

  1. LAMO! Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    He’s doin’ T.O.

    Yeah, that’s right Dallas fans I SAID, he’s doin’ T.O.!!

    Whut?! You want a piece of this?! Let me break you off a slice. C’mon Cletus!

  2. Erin Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 5:04 am

    I think he’s ugly.

  3. Margo Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 9:24 am

    LMAO is very funny. Tony Romo says it’s good to be the king!

  4. The mole Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Yuck! He is ugly.

    Plus he has a BIG HAIRY mole on his face.

  5. Margo Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Sorry Papa Joe. Tony’s already basting another turkey.

  6. Real Talk Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I can see Papa Joe at the Thanksgiving table licking his lips and giving Jessica the goo goo eyes *shudder* She had to do something, come on now…

  7. Volver Says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 10:46 am

    Hey LAMO, the idea of Tony Romo fucking TO is actually Hot!

  8. #1 cowboys fan Says:
    December 5th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    hey pussy cum to dallas and say that f**k bag ur just jealous cuz their the best in the NFC

  9. fkucka Says:
    December 11th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    atta boy romo

  10. Vince Says:
    December 16th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    Tony really f#@!&ed T.O. all over the football field against the Eagles. As a matter of fact he f#@!&ed over the whole Cowboys organization and all the fans across America! What’s the matter Tony? Get a little off of Jessica and it messed up your whole world. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS BOY!

  11. COWBOYS RULE Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    TONY ROMO IS THE BEST AND IS SEXY.JESSICA JUST NEED TO MOVE THE F**K ON.SHE AINT NOTHING BUT A UGLY ASS B***H THAT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE THATS WHY NICK LEFT HER CUZ SHE AINT NO GOOD

  12. whatever Says:
    August 4th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    i really laughted at the leinart reference

  13. Joel Nelson Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    I know who he should be fucking… me.

  14. Joel Nelson Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    i know who he should be f**king…. me!

  15. Joel Nelson Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    god tony is so hot. i want to stroke the balls and lick the shaft.

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