Hogans Have Been on the Outs for Awhile
November 26th, 2007 by Evil Beet
If you’re anything like me, you spent most of the holiday weekend pacing your room and wondering what on earth could possibly have gone wrong with Hulk Hogan’s marriage. A pro wrestler? His same-age wife? Their fucking retarded son who basically just killed a man and will probably serve some hard time for it? Their failed-singer daughter? Her pants? How could this perfect union possibly fail?
Apparently, folks, we were the last to know.
According to a TMZ source, the couple have been separated for some time now. In fact, portions of the last season of Hogan Knows Best were filmed while the couple was separated. This was a source of problems for production, because they had to play nice while filming scenes together. You don’t say?
The show has not been picked up for next season, which is very sad, because their lives were finally starting to get interesting.
Oh, and I’ve chosen to run a new picture of Brooke Hogan here instead of one of Hulk and Linda, because her slutty ass is way more interesting.
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
that slut is rocking that bikini she looks good as hell please dont let her sing anymore
November 26th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I like the ‘tarded brunette in the pool. I think she needs me.
November 26th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Is that Kelly Clarkson in the pool? Fully clothed, of course.
January 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
brooks hips are way to large
fat = no success
April 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
What a FUCKING hot bitch nice BOOBS
August 25th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
i would love to stick my cock up brooke hogans puss…..shes still fucking hot she just need to get naked with me