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Elizabeth Berkley’s Not Dead!



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It’s just that her career was!

But, like Jesus on caffeine pills, Jessie Spano has risen from the dead.

Elizabeth Berkley just scored a recurring role on CSI: Miami as Horatio’s ex-wife.

Berkley’s guest-starred on the CSI franchise before. Careful there, Lizzie. You don’t want to get typecast; you might have to get naked for the entirety of another horrible movie to help the world move on.


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11 Responses to “Elizabeth Berkley’s Not Dead!”

  1. LAMO! Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 3:01 am

    Oh thanks be to God! This makes the nightmare I just woke up from not seem so bad anymore.

    Gotta love someone who was suckered so bad.

    “Different places!” –Nomi Malone

  2. TrashyCeleb Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 4:25 am

    She’s looking better the older she gets. Watch out for those caffeine pills!

  3. sid vicis Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 5:00 am

    just found your site and luv it! much better than that obese tranny perez hilton! ps id love to bang you and your little gossip slut friends but first i’ll spank you… anyway Cheers!!!!!!!!

  4. Just Saying Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Good for her. I hope that she doesn’t play an ex-stripped slash pole dancer.

  5. Just Saying Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Good for her. I hope that she doesn’t play an ex-stripper slash pole dancer.

  6. Persistent Cat Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    I don’t think she looks good. Her face looks frozen and I doubt she can smile.

  7. nikki Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    What’s wrong with her eye? My left….her right. Am I seeing things? It looks half red.

  8. Teri Says:
    May 17th, 2008 at 6:05 am

    She should have stayed where ever she was. Useless and worthless to the entertainment community.

  9. NICI LAMPE Says:
    May 23rd, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    SHIT GIVE THE WOMASN A FUCKING BREAK GUYS I KNOW SHE’S HOT AS MOLASSES BUT I’SD STILL EAST HER PUSSY AND ASS HOLE HELL YEAH i’D MAKE HER FEEL GOOD

  10. crapiny Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    She should ha’ stayed dead, wit her evil half red eye, and her extremely high cheekbones. did she let pinnocio borrow her nose?

  11. burtdelibo Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    i have been turned on by her ever since saved by the bell. it would be a privelidge to kneel before her and begin by licking her shoes.

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