Why Does Anyone Live in Malibu?
November 24th, 2007 by Evil BeetAgain.
Buy in Beverly Hills, rich people. Rent in Malibu.
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You are an idiot with envy. Stay in Iowa.
This has always been a secret dream of mine, but God hates Malibu. Which begs the question; people live in Malibu for their egos. People live in Iowa for their lives.
Malibu is chic baby!