Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton
“Shanghai looks like the future!”
Paris Hilton comments on the Asian megalopolis, which she visited to attend the MTV Style Awards.
Why is Paris always in Asia all of a sudden? Is she realizing that Americans are getting sick of her and she may have to find a new pond to pollute with her herpes?
I mean, has she done any real charity work since her jail stay? You’d think that if she has time to flit off to Shanghai for some style awards, she’d have time to open some manner of school for poor children in the outer reaches of China. Or at least cut a check to them? Seriously, Paris, you could do it on the plane. You only have to write a few words on a check, and most of them can be sounded out quite easily.
Whatever. I’m just glad she hasn’t been hanging out with Adrian Grenier lately. He’s mine, bitch.
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November 23rd, 2007 at 7:11 am
she looks great!! http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:05 am
Cmon! What she knows… http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:48 am
Britney, Britney, Britney! You’re old news baby-girl!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 am
me hate you long time.
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Dear Paris, They love you in China! Please stay. We’ll Fed Ex your bible.
November 23rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Paris has rich man clients all over the world k…? They do what they want and she makes them feel like they touched a hawt star.. woo-woo!
Britney takes drugs.. she has Histrionic personality disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
November 24th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
WOW Clementines……..learn something new everyday. Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood.
That was just a perfect fit to get a young talented teen and use her to make bales of money…..until she fell apart. That’s sad sad sad! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2306640
November 24th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Yea, leave her in the Orient. She’s so ungodly rich anyways and has absolutely no talent…”That’s HOT!!” amazing contribution to society and soon to be forgotten skanky ho!
Someone said HERPES…really??? Paris Hilton has HERPES?? ewww!
November 25th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
She was here in Japan doing PR work for those hideous Samantha Thavasa handbags. Apparently she’s doing more of the same in China.
December 14th, 2007 at 11:52 am
eric moser is a fag
July 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
i hate paris hilton
shes not hot
shes not pretty
and shes not smart
and im pretty sure that id rather stare at a brick wall rather than listen to her say shit like ” Thats hot” and complain about having to do ‘normal’ jobs on the simple life
xx