Things I Am Grateful for This Thanksgiving
So I’m home for the holidays, and I’m hanging out with my Mom, whining to her about how it’s a slow news day and there aren’t any stories and I don’t feel like writing, and she’s like, “Why don’t you do a piece about gratitude? Since it’s Thanksgiving?” And I’m like, “Right, Mom. That’s why people read my blog. For the gratitude.”
But it’s a really slow news day.
So here goes:
THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING
1) Britney Spears’ vagina
2) Those glorious years we had with Lindsay Lohan before she got sober
3) The fact that Britney Spears has no intention of getting sober anytime soon
4) Alcoholism in general
5) The Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked picture
6) My cats
7) Britney Spears’ vagina
8 ) Burger King
9) Google Image Search
10) Britney Spears’ vagina
11) MY AMAZING, WONDERFUL, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, SMART AND FUNNY READERS!!! (Thanks UG!)
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November 21st, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Beet. Dude. I’m home too.
We should play.
Call me.
I’m Thankful that you introduced me to the wonderful time consuming world of celebrity gossip, and that because of you I have yet to miss a Nip Slip or Crotch Shot since last summer.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Ah, yes, I’m thankful for The Beet too. I never knew so many naked celeb v-jays were out there!
November 21st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
No mention of loyal, faithful readers…. * tear rolling*…
November 21st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Oh my God, your such a baby!
http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013
November 21st, 2007 at 8:11 pm
This blog is sooo on my list of things I’m grateful for.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Angela Kinsey’s vaginia. Yes, that’s vaginIa baby!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Awwww, UgliestGuy, thanks for looking out for us! Without us what would this blog be, right?
If there’s no one around to read a celebrity blog, does a bear shit in the woods?
I think I got mixed up. Must be the nog.
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:48 am
Britney Spears vagina? Cmon…
http://www.spymac.com/details?2295013
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
Happy Thanksgiving to LMAO! and Ugliest Guy who I see in other places. I am thankful for Hennessy and my family who will never see me sober if they keep this shit up.
November 23rd, 2007 at 4:31 pm
And the same to you and the sicilian too. Thank you.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:28 am
I missed your posts, UG and Margo. I hope you both had a wonderful wrap up to the friggin’ fastest Thanksgiving on record. Where does the time fly?!
You probably won’t see this because it’s buried on page 12 or something, but I just wanted to say I appreciated the well wishes.
Also, UG, you remembered I’m Sicilian? Wow.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Beet (fucking porn idiots)- Give people a break (unless you want “yours” published on the net)!!!