Blind Item!

November 19th, 2007 by Evil Beet


WHICH leading man has aged a bit since his last major starring role – and so, in an effort to freshen up, got a dye job and an eye lift? Studio execs on the sure-to-be-blockbuster movie he’s in are relieved.


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9 Responses to “Blind Item!”

  1. Melissa says:

    Hmmm…

    I think it’s Sylvester Stallone.

  2. Margo says:

    Denzell Washington?

  3. Winkie Dinkie Dog says:

    How about George Clooney, maybe?

  4. Arbencita says:

    How about Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. He’s done a little aging I’d say.

  5. Mali says:

    Nicolas Cage, he’s always coloring his hair or getting work done

  6. rehab4u says:

    Melissa’s right ’cause Sly Stallone looks hella old.

  7. Persistent Cat says:

    Sylvester Stallone’s already had tons of really really obvious work done so that can’t be it. George Clooney is in a movie every month so that’s not it. Harrison Ford sounds like the best answer as he hasn’t done anything in a bit and they are working on the new Indiana Jones. I hope it’s not him because men just don’t look good when they mess with their face. And his face is oh so nice.

  8. Heather says:

    Harrison’s my bet.

  9. US says:

    Chris Noth?

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