Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear
November 14th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Brandon Davis is so gross.
EVEN professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”
Ew.
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November 14th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Maybe he has blocked sweat glands, uh, from all the drugs, I mean. He can get on this bus. He ‘tarded, right?
August 5th, 2008 at 5:29 am
Sl64n2 re re re
GAV GAV
August 5th, 2008 at 7:15 am
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August 5th, 2008 at 7:31 am
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August 29th, 2008 at 10:15 am
gross. he looks like a sweaty pig. it makes me sick. ewww.