La Lohan Starts Community Service
November 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan started doing the community service work she has to do as part of her DUI plea deal. She’s working at the American Red Cross in the LA area, and she put in 7 hours yesterday.
The pictures from this event are boring, as is everything Lindsay does lately.
Unfortunately, I can’t publicly encourage her to drink anymore, because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton drunken elephants quote was real, I’d quit doing that. The AP picked up the story this morning, so I guess it’s real. And a deal’s a deal. So, um, good for you, Lindsay. Way to be boring and not help me make any money. Thanks hon.
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the AP killed the Paris Hilton- drunk elephant story, so no worries!
I think I can make out the faint outline of her halo.
I’d pound that so hard they’d have to fill in the potholes when I was done.