Day-um
Ivana Trump reminds us all why, well into her 60s, she gets to marry a 35-year-old hottie and you don’t.
This is such bullshit. Her tits are perkier than mine! But I have a bona fide 25-year-old vagina and I’m still single.
How long until Barron Trump turns 18? Or I’d even take one of those little Hilton boys. Whatever. I’m officially bitter.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Not a good look, Ivana! Nothing you can do about those arms, huh? Or the dryness…
November 13th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Did the silicone fall down her armpits?
November 14th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Ivana is so full of surgery it sickens me. Fake Tits big time!
December 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
You are 25 evilbeet? You look to be late 30’s, early 40s. I’m calling your bluff!!!