POLL: What is a Chode?
November 12th, 2007 by Evil BeetI know this is random, but I saw “No Country for Old Men” with some friends tonight (weird movie, weird ending, but the psychopath was way cool) and on the way home we started talking about the word “chode.” I have always heard it used as like the equivalent of a “taint” (’taint ass, ‘taint pussy), like the space in between an ass and balls/vagina. But apparently it is also used to describe a penis whose width is greater than its length (seriously? those exist? I thought I’d seen it all…).
So anyway.
I’m putting it to a vote, since Dictionary.com is of no help. Select your answer, add an answer, or leave something in the comments.
Also, 100 points to whoever can tell me where the hell that word came from.
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WTF IS CHODE? I DIDN’T GET IT
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A CHOAD is a penis that’s wider than it is long — like a tuna can.
I love you for delivering this word to the masses, by the way. It’s one of my favorites!
I can’t believe nobody knows what this word means…leave it to a total perv to know the answer — a “chode” is a semi-hardon…like half way to being fully hard. This goes waaay back to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, part two I think when one of the Bill & Ted robots says he’s getting “robot chode.” I loved those movies when I was a kid.
I’m voting for the word chode to mean a penis fatter than it is long because this speaks to me. I’ve never seen one in real life(and I have travelled quite a bit). So, if anybody has pictures of a choad, please post it to further my education. Thank-you.
http://www.slangcity.com/ask_ac_archive/chode.htm
I love you guys so much.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad
Come on, People!!! I think I’ve known what a chode is for years now! I’ve always known it to be a penis that is as long as it is wide…in other words, usually VERY short & VERY fat…in other words, not pleasing at all!
Luckily, I have never seen one in person! The closest might have to be when I was WAY younger & saw a midget porn (yes, a midget porn) and that’s what it looked like they had! YUCK!!!
A chode is a curved penis that is caused from constant masterbation
i have a chode if u wanna c add me on msn flame_it@hotmail.co.uk thnx ppl i love my chode =]
The singer of my bands nickname is Chode…. its the space between the balls and ass
I always thought it was the male equivalent of a camel toe…
no trust me it is a dick which is wider than it is long. i have one and everyone takes the piss out of me =[ lol but i whip it out and slap em hard add me msn and ask for webcam and if ur kool ill show you but u cant take the mickey
it’s short, it’s thick, it’s the greatest kind of dick. it’s a chode!!
a CHOD IS YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WARIO HAS A CHODE
ELMO HAS A CHODE
if you are reading this, you are going to grow a chode
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GROW A CHODE
Kevin Rudd is a good prime minster so vote 1 ME!
my mum is a prostotute boo hoo
U CAN GROW A CHODE BY BUYING A DILDO CHODE
THANK U YA DAD VERY MUCH
I should know, i have just recently been diagnosed with Chodism. aka a chode Penis. i mean i have a short but fat one, this in turn means i can only have sex with wide holes most commonly found in trees.
Yes he has a chode penis. he showed me in his job interveiw 8 years ago.
You guys are wankers
You were right to begin with, it is the area between yur nuts and yur ass
Use: Lick my Chode
A Chode is a dildo (or possibly a vibrator).
Thanks for sharing
A chode is a fat wi3ner! LOL!
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
A chode is a taint, end of story. However, this word is now used to describe people more than body parts. A chode to me (and just about everyone I know) is a jerkoff or a douchebag. Like how you are all a bunch of chodes.
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.
Hi, I’m Frank (not my real name) and I have a chode and it’s great
a chode is a pennis that is shorter than it is long…..dumb shits
my bad, wider than is is long sorry
Listen to me uneducated people! A choad, which is the most accurate way of spelling it, originates from John Steinbeck’s novel “The Grapes of Wrath”. Its less-than-intelligent character Tom Joad, was an Okie, and because of misinterpretation/mispronunciacion evolved into the word CHOAD as a nickname of sorts, meaning “moron”. The word has erroneously evolved into having other meanings (namely those listed above).
I Think i have a choad my penis is realy fat and its like brownish but i have what skin what is going on
NO dum fucks Chode is the skin between your ball sack and ass hole
spider chode spider chode does watever a spider chode does…can he swing from a web..no he cant cuz hes a chode!!!!spider chode spider chode sssssccccchhhhhlllllloooooooooppp
“The singer of my bands nickname is Chode…. its the space between the balls and ass”
That’s called taint you douche.
No you stupid motherfuckin douches! A chode is the skin between your ball sack and you asshole… you should play with it, it make your balls move around, my girlfriend loves doing that!! lol
For all of you who think a chode is something normal, you are all retards, a chode is a cock tht has a width longer then its length, i am the creator of the chode so dnt fuck with mine :)
A Chode is a tuna can penis. It is NOT a semi-chub. That would technically be a “dong”.
Also a Chode is an Ivy-League alumni; ie: from Cornell or Yale.
Also the perineum is a taint – NOT a chode. Idiot.
I THINK it is a small penis that is fat.
thats what 2 people told me.
I think it is the taint…no questions asked mo fos…..
Chode is the name of a character on an adult cartoon on adult swim on cable. He is a short fat rotund and ugly robot. My friends and I call my friends husband Chode behind his back because that is what he looks like. But in my naievete, I did’nt know a chode was the same thing as a taint.
U fuckin idiots. a chode is a short fat dick. ask anyone. chodism is when ur dick is fatter than is long. some guy said he was DIAGNOSED with chodism. that means someone who actually knos what they r talkin about said it. like a doctor. i think that holds more merit than ur fuckin retarded taint business. and the taint is called the gouche dumbfucks
There are a couple of meanings for CHODE, one is a fatter dick than it is long and CUM is also called CHODE, but the area between the ass and pussy is the TAINT, cause it TAINT PUSSY and it TAINT ASS!