POLL: What is a Chode?
I know this is random, but I saw “No Country for Old Men” with some friends tonight (weird movie, weird ending, but the psychopath was way cool) and on the way home we started talking about the word “chode.” I have always heard it used as like the equivalent of a “taint” (’taint ass, ‘taint pussy), like the space in between an ass and balls/vagina. But apparently it is also used to describe a penis whose width is greater than its length (seriously? those exist? I thought I’d seen it all…).
So anyway.
I’m putting it to a vote, since Dictionary.com is of no help. Select your answer, add an answer, or leave something in the comments.
Also, 100 points to whoever can tell me where the hell that word came from.
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November 12th, 2007 at 4:09 am
WTF IS CHODE? I DIDN’T GET IT
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298228
November 12th, 2007 at 5:14 am
A CHOAD is a penis that’s wider than it is long — like a tuna can.
I love you for delivering this word to the masses, by the way. It’s one of my favorites!
November 12th, 2007 at 8:14 am
I can’t believe nobody knows what this word means…leave it to a total perv to know the answer — a “chode” is a semi-hardon…like half way to being fully hard. This goes waaay back to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, part two I think when one of the Bill & Ted robots says he’s getting “robot chode.” I loved those movies when I was a kid.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:00 am
I’m voting for the word chode to mean a penis fatter than it is long because this speaks to me. I’ve never seen one in real life(and I have travelled quite a bit). So, if anybody has pictures of a choad, please post it to further my education. Thank-you.
November 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am
http://www.slangcity.com/ask_ac_archive/chode.htm
November 12th, 2007 at 11:19 am
I love you guys so much.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad
November 12th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Come on, People!!! I think I’ve known what a chode is for years now! I’ve always known it to be a penis that is as long as it is wide…in other words, usually VERY short & VERY fat…in other words, not pleasing at all!
Luckily, I have never seen one in person! The closest might have to be when I was WAY younger & saw a midget porn (yes, a midget porn) and that’s what it looked like they had! YUCK!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 pm
A chode is a curved penis that is caused from constant masterbation
November 27th, 2007 at 7:46 am
i have a chode if u wanna c add me on msn flame_it@hotmail.co.uk thnx ppl i love my chode =]
November 27th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
The singer of my bands nickname is Chode…. its the space between the balls and ass
December 11th, 2007 at 12:27 am
I always thought it was the male equivalent of a camel toe…
December 11th, 2007 at 7:08 am
no trust me it is a dick which is wider than it is long. i have one and everyone takes the piss out of me =[ lol but i whip it out and slap em hard add me msn and ask for webcam and if ur kool ill show you but u cant take the mickey
December 15th, 2007 at 8:06 am
it’s short, it’s thick, it’s the greatest kind of dick. it’s a chode!!
December 17th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
a CHOD IS YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
WARIO HAS A CHODE
December 17th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
ELMO HAS A CHODE
December 17th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
if you are reading this, you are going to grow a chode
December 17th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GROW A CHODE
December 17th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Kevin Rudd is a good prime minster so vote 1 ME!
December 17th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
my mum is a prostotute boo hoo
December 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
U CAN GROW A CHODE BY BUYING A DILDO CHODE
December 18th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
THANK U YA DAD VERY MUCH
December 26th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
I should know, i have just recently been diagnosed with Chodism. aka a chode Penis. i mean i have a short but fat one, this in turn means i can only have sex with wide holes most commonly found in trees.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Yes he has a chode penis. he showed me in his job interveiw 8 years ago.
December 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
You guys are wankers
January 14th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
You were right to begin with, it is the area between yur nuts and yur ass
Use: Lick my Chode
January 28th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
A Chode is a dildo (or possibly a vibrator).
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Thanks for sharing
February 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
A chode is a fat wi3ner! LOL!
February 9th, 2008 at 9:17 am
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
March 4th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
A chode is a taint, end of story. However, this word is now used to describe people more than body parts. A chode to me (and just about everyone I know) is a jerkoff or a douchebag. Like how you are all a bunch of chodes.
March 24th, 2008 at 3:59 am
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.
March 25th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Hi, I’m Frank (not my real name) and I have a chode and it’s great
March 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
a chode is a pennis that is shorter than it is long…..dumb shits
March 25th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
my bad, wider than is is long sorry
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Listen to me uneducated people! A choad, which is the most accurate way of spelling it, originates from John Steinbeck’s novel “The Grapes of Wrath”. Its less-than-intelligent character Tom Joad, was an Okie, and because of misinterpretation/mispronunciacion evolved into the word CHOAD as a nickname of sorts, meaning “moron”. The word has erroneously evolved into having other meanings (namely those listed above).
April 21st, 2008 at 3:22 am
I Think i have a choad my penis is realy fat and its like brownish but i have what skin what is going on
April 26th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
NO dum fucks Chode is the skin between your ball sack and ass hole
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
spider chode spider chode does watever a spider chode does…can he swing from a web..no he cant cuz hes a chode!!!!spider chode spider chode sssssccccchhhhhlllllloooooooooppp
May 5th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
“The singer of my bands nickname is Chode…. its the space between the balls and ass”
That’s called taint you douche.
May 18th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
No you stupid motherfuckin douches! A chode is the skin between your ball sack and you asshole… you should play with it, it make your balls move around, my girlfriend loves doing that!! lol
May 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
For all of you who think a chode is something normal, you are all retards, a chode is a cock tht has a width longer then its length, i am the creator of the chode so dnt fuck with mine
May 28th, 2008 at 2:57 am
A Chode is a tuna can penis. It is NOT a semi-chub. That would technically be a “dong”.
Also a Chode is an Ivy-League alumni; ie: from Cornell or Yale.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Also the perineum is a taint - NOT a chode. Idiot.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:07 am
I THINK it is a small penis that is fat.
thats what 2 people told me.
June 29th, 2008 at 1:50 am
I think it is the taint…no questions asked mo fos…..
July 1st, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Chode is the name of a character on an adult cartoon on adult swim on cable. He is a short fat rotund and ugly robot. My friends and I call my friends husband Chode behind his back because that is what he looks like. But in my naievete, I did’nt know a chode was the same thing as a taint.
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
U fuckin idiots. a chode is a short fat dick. ask anyone. chodism is when ur dick is fatter than is long. some guy said he was DIAGNOSED with chodism. that means someone who actually knos what they r talkin about said it. like a doctor. i think that holds more merit than ur fuckin retarded taint business. and the taint is called the gouche dumbfucks
August 7th, 2008 at 11:08 am
There are a couple of meanings for CHODE, one is a fatter dick than it is long and CUM is also called CHODE, but the area between the ass and pussy is the TAINT, cause it TAINT PUSSY and it TAINT ASS!