POLL: What is a Chode?
November 12th, 2007 by Evil BeetI know this is random, but I saw “No Country for Old Men” with some friends tonight (weird movie, weird ending, but the psychopath was way cool) and on the way home we started talking about the word “chode.” I have always heard it used as like the equivalent of a “taint” (’taint ass, ‘taint pussy), like the space in between an ass and balls/vagina. But apparently it is also used to describe a penis whose width is greater than its length (seriously? those exist? I thought I’d seen it all…).
So anyway.
I’m putting it to a vote, since Dictionary.com is of no help. Select your answer, add an answer, or leave something in the comments.
Also, 100 points to whoever can tell me where the hell that word came from.
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HI.
I have sucked off a guy with a choad…
It was like only 8 inches long,,, but the width, or girth was wider.
It was like a rounded 2 x 4. and like I said 8 inches long.
what a wonderful experience that was.
:-)
i wanna hook up with u girl
you’re welcome. quit calling me.
A ChOdE is the area between your ass and balls.
no thats your cooch
no its not… a GOOCH is the area btwn an ass nd balls
if it is 8 inches long it ain’t a chode honey! Chodism is a medical condition that is classified by the penis measuring a greater width than length. To be classified as having chodism or a chode penis; the penis must measure approximately 5 inches or less, certainly no more than 6″. To qualify for this condition several factors are at work, the most common measurement ranges are: 3″ to 5″ long by 5″ or 6″ circumference. The most common measurement for most men with this condition is 4″X5″ erect, and in the flaccid state it often is 2″ x 3″. Most man have a rather large glans or penis head. It does not effect the function of the penis.
Hope this helps!
a chode is a dick thats small but hella fat
well i just found out about this word and im not at all sure where it came from but my friend, well used to be a friend. but ye it means a dick wider than it is long. and as far as i can see it doesn’t actually exist so i think it has probably just spawned from a ridiculous internet joke and has caught on. the txt i received was. you hav a chode! check on google images!. so im guessing its an internet thing.
Fuck, I dated a guy with a chode for 6 years….Very disturbing isn’t it?? Had to take alot of showers
why did you have to shower?
my nick name is chode im not 1 tho but hey the bit between ya balls n arse is called a gouch
a chode is someone who is able to bend their penis and fuck their own but.
Ex: cookie monster
ok ok… a CHODE is obviously a penis that is wider than its length. it is also referred to as a FAT DICK. so please everyone stop guessing because i’ve just taken the liberty of enlightening all of you retards.
oh and the space between your nuts/vagina and asshole is called the GOUCHE.
p.s. one of the funniest words ever made LOL
A chode is a penis tha tis wider then girth.
The area between your srotum and rectum… from the mid 1800’s when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge
Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!
stupid . a chose is a fat dick it’s width is longer then it’s length
A choad is a SHORT FAT DICK so stop commiting it, because thats whaqt it is nothing else.
my friend passed out on my friends bathroom floor and he has a tiny dick
now his nicknames chode and he puts up with it
im sorry guys,but itsr true.
A choad is a nice fat willy. Buut waaaaaittt, there’s more. Losers, bros, chaches, and any other form of lame person should also be called a choad
dude you people are all fuckin homos you are a bunch of fuckin chodes and you need to get a fuckin life and quick lookin up retardede words like FUCK(IN CHOOOOOODES!!!!! YOU FUCKIN QUEERS GOD!!!!!!
oi, a choad is a fat knob!!!!
it’s wider than it is longer
seriously
you know what..??
yous are all CHOADS!!
ahahahah
choad
thats funny
hahaha
yer its a dick thats wider than longer
we call some1 at our school chode
hahahahaha
haha chode
wat a funny word
my best friend loves a guy that we call chode
he probably has one
hehehe
CHODE!!!
A chode! Is a penis that is eider than it is long/ you’re all chodes! Ahahaha I love that word. Chode.chode.chode.chode
Dude i fuckin’ rock the chode and more power to peoples that got them. You just gotta know how to use your talent.
First of all dude a chode isnt something to be fuckin proud of i have 10″ dick and i have more talent then you do in your fuckin pinkey toe quick beating your fuckin meat and get a fuckin life dude seriously GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my brothers in the struggle for choad (NOT the dehumanizing “chode” bastardized spelling, thank you very much) civil equality, I say to you this: be proud of your choad. I spent a many fruitless years in psycho-therapy dealing with my choad complex until one beautiful morning when I got out of the shower and caught a glimpse of my shrivleed-up inch and half long uncircumcized little buddy and I thought to myself, “Y’know what Francis? I’m beautiful I have a choad. And I’m going to rub it in the world’s face, metaphorically and otherwise.”
It was at that moment that I decided to spearhead the Love Your Choad Brotherhood. Things have snowballed over the years, and it sure has been a wild roller coaster ride– starting from late-night support groups, to mass demonstrations on the steps of congress, to my successful 10 CD Five Easy Steps to Loving Your Choad self-help program and beyond– but I’ve loved every minute of it. :-D
So my brothers, take care of yourself and your choad. We’re all in this together– one inch at a time.
My most sincere best wishes,
Lovely Francis Ph.D
For more information please direct your web browser to:
http://www.loveyourchoadbrotherhoodactivistnetwork.org
hey mates
my bad bloke friends recently disocovered i have a chode after a long night of drinking goon and throwing up everywhere
during my toilet seshion where i was taking a sweaty shit i passed out on the floor… 20 minutes later my maaate came in and saw my chode and then got more of my bad blokes to view my chode
I HAVE A CHODE and im proud
if u have any questions please email me
dos_55@hotmail.com
ill be very happy to reply
I have a choad. 5.5″ long by 6″ around and damn proud. Prolly gain more length after I lose some weight, bulked up to around 19% bodyfat and starting to cut soon. Six pack+big arms+fat cock=win.
i hav a girlfriend that looks like a chode
Dude what the fuck are you talking about.
You sit and read about your chode.
Get off your ass and get some pussy
Holy crap that stuuff pissis me off so fuckn much get a fukn and I’m not talkin to dos doctors look don’t be fukn posers go fukn get a life I don’t have a fukn chode and I’m fukn proud get off this blog get a fukn life
u r gay all of u, ur retarted chodes!
wow interesting ,you know it doesn`t matter what you have it depends on who you find and this is actually a really imature convo and thats bad comin from me hahahahahaha
Yo peace out……CHODES down !!!
wat the fuck ur all git,bitchs,chode and last but not least ur all homosexual hobbo raypers.chode means 3 things:1if it is 8 inches long it ain’t a chode honey! Chodism is a medical condition that is classified by the penis measuring a greater width than length:2a chode is someone who is able to bend their penis and fuck their own but.
:3if ur penis is able to bend and touch ur penis and its real thick like i dunno o 5.5? long by 6 then ur a big fuckin hobbo homasexual rapear penis suckers that suck ur g friends bubbs and a vigina head sticker bitches fuck u all and i love the words chode chode chode chode chode chode gooch gooch gooch and any one wana hook up with mi just send mi a message at dvdvidovic467@gmail.com
i love chodes, i have one