Nice to See James Woods is Still Dating a Toddler

November 11th, 2007 by Evil Beet


James Woods and Girlfriend Ashley Madison, Age 21

60-year-old James Woods takes his 21-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison, to an LA event on Sunday.

Yeah, that’s right.

She was born in 1986.

This girl was invented after Nintendo.

Way to go, James.


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56 Responses to “Nice to See James Woods is Still Dating a Toddler”

  1. Yum says:

    And he was around before Disneyland. Yuck

  2. jackie says:

    She might be young… but man is she ugly. You can still see her acne scars.

  3. Rada says:

    Hahaha, what a moron face and not even pretty

  4. Rogue says:

    Note to Rogue – that beyoch in the picture link you posted is a skank as well.

  5. Aguardiente says:

    WTF is wrong with her left eye? And if you know your ass is going to a red carpet, why would you not have your roots done? Estupida.

  6. Marley says:

    She kind of looks like Tori Spelling…eewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  7. Geexxx says:

    It looks like she was dropped on her head at birth and now her face is all squished up.

  8. Size 8 says:

    I’m 37 and he is way too old for ME. I don’t even think I’m old enough to have seen any of his movies. Does this poor girl have any idea who he IS???

  9. Old Guys Rock says:

    I am 35 and married to someone that is 56. Not a HUGE difference. But let me tell you, there is NO substitute for older, wiser and more experienced. I would never go back to anyone even close to my age.

  10. harvey shlebotkin says:

    You youngsters don’t get it. The youthful vagina–there’s simply no substitute for it. Up-pointing breasts, tight inner thighs, the back of the neck that doesn’t resemble a pit bull’s…all these things only come from the under-25’s. Adult men do not want to fuck their mommy! They want to fuck a virtual facsimile of their daughter. Okay, “stepdaughter”–fine! Why is this so hard for chicks over 25 to understand?

  11. Joy says:

    I don’t want to fuck my grandpa either. A young man is hard as steel – there’s no substitute for it. His balls don’t hang to his knees, no spare tire and lots of gorgeous hair.

    See how stupid I sound?

  12. m.a. says:

    What was that line from Big Daddy? Something about “wrinkley skin and old balls”. Lol. Sorry, that just popped into my head when I saw this. Anyway, to each his own. If she’s into it(or his money??) and they’re happy, why not?

  13. jcmjr says:

    Who cares about age difference, but 40 years?….come on… what can they possible have in common?…. my friends and I have come up with an acceptable range….10 years (either way, he or she older) and that’s it….beyond that and I think there is something else going on…..i.e. – she’s a golddigger, he’s a pedophile… she has a daddy complex, he is intimidated by strong, confident mature woman..etc,etc..

  14. vqueso says:

    bahahaha pretty awesome how she’s dating a guy 40 years her senior and
    a) all she gets is a forever 21 dress?!?!?! (i have this dress, but i however do not wake up next to an ancient mummy every morning)
    b) ewww her bra is showing… buy a decent strapless bra you ho!

  15. Yow! says:

    The idea that a man, no matter how old, shouldn’t think about, much less actually engage in, sex with a young woman is hilarious. More power to James!

    It’s common knowledge and scientific fact that men prefer looks and women do not.

  16. Frybread says:

    I am 35 and married to someone that is 56. Not a HUGE difference. But let me tell you, there is NO substitute for older, wiser and more experienced. I would never go back to anyone even close to my age.

    –>Let’s see if you say that when you are 56 and your hubby is dead. Will you go for 80-year-olds then?

  17. Maxie says:

    He’s a right wing nutjob to boot . Screw him…and not in the good way.

  18. zach says:

    I think age is no problem. If they love each other deeply. I hope my partner older than me.

  19. gigi. says:

    “I am 35 and married to someone that is 56. Not a HUGE difference. But let me tell you, there is NO substitute for older, wiser and more experienced. I would never go back to anyone even close to my age.”

    You’re an idiot. When you get to be 50 and realized you threw away your chance at fucking hot young men to marry some one pump chump geezer, you will be sorry.

  20. gigi. says:

    “It’s common knowledge and scientific fact that men prefer looks and women do not.”

    You’re also an idiot. Brad Pitt owes his entire career to the fact that women prefer hot men.

  21. Ishouldknow says:

    James Woods is one word-CREEPY! Nothing makes me turn the channel faster than seeing his face.

  22. ironhead says:

    Maxie says “He’s a right wing nutjob to boot . Screw him…and not in the good way.”

    Right wing nutjob? And Cathrine Zeta is married to what?

  23. ironhead says:

    Maxie

    Right wing nutjob? And Cathrine Zeta is married to what?

  24. stiffasaboard says:

    I’m married to a 32 year old and am getting ready to trade her in. shes getting that fat around her neck although she’s still quite skinny. i’m 46 and ready for another 23 year old hotty. and they like money!stability and did I mention experience!..hahaha

  25. stiffasaboard says:

    oh, and you young guys ,yeah, you had your 3 jack off’s before noon and an occasional fuck with your sister/mom/cousin but you will have to develop tools,pardon the pun,to compensate for your receding hair line bulging belly,job @ the factory!. Got your plans boys.? “A womans body is like a finely tuned piano and it takes an experienced hand to play the correct song”…some old broad from along time ago…I wanted to nail her

  26. Ben Dover says:

    Way to go, James! By why? Is this charity work? Lost a bet? At 21 she hardly knows which end of the dick is up. Oh well, maybe by the time I hit 60 I’ll be patient enough to give lessons, too.

  27. Rex says:

    Boy, look at all the haters. Keep rationalizing it with “they can’t have anything in common” like you bitches are so fucking smart. I can assure you worn out cunts that after tasting that 25 years younger pussy myself, that there is NOTHING sweeter.

  28. Jake says:

    are you sh****** me ? he is Living the dream – hope he is buttering her bagel on BOTH sides …

  29. Steve says:

    The golden rule is, take your age, divide by 2, then add 8 years.
    That’s the youngest person you are allowed to date without being a freak.

  30. Remington Jones says:

    Why would he date a 21 year old girl? Because he can. James Woods is an inspiration for middle age men everywhere.

  31. Echo cypher says:

    She’s 21, thats 4 years over the Legal bagging limit. Yea her face is fugly, but damn the body. All you women bitching are just jealous of her, and you men are jealous of him, so STFU.

  32. epiphany4u says:

    You are all reading way too much into this. I’m sure Mr. Woods justs wants to be held!

  33. Stevie says:

    We should really be wondering how SHE bagged HIM, sweet Christ she looks like a pre-operative transvestite/cheap drag queen. Bleagh. Even the best body in the world couldn’t make up for a face like that unless your willing to fed your dick to her through a hole in a paper bag, make that TWO paper bags. Sorry nobody’s jealous but you “echo”.

  34. snow ball says:

    are you serious dude shes still gotta suck those low dragging balls without gagging and that means getting paid for sure come on now.

  35. Oh paleezzz says:

    She looks like a MacTruck hit her. Tori Spelling is hot compared to her.

  36. bondtraderny says:

    Women are like depreciating investments. Overtime they lose their value i.e. looks. They get fat arms, necks, and asses. Only the best of the breed age well, inset any woman who runs everyday. In my view James is a jackass. He could do much better than this chick but he is simply dating her because her ass is firm. So for now she has value but that will be short lived because she has no class.

  37. Jack says:

    can’t decide which one looks worse!

    As for me. I’ll eat “worn out old cunts” any day of the week. They have it all over those self-absorbed young twats, hands down.

  38. Meraux says:

    Wow, I cannot believe the amount of stupidity on this board. Yes, we are all entitled to our opinions. It’s amazing what people can gather as their opinion of someone they don’t even know.
    Oh right, I was going to put in my thought.

    “Boy, look at all the haters. Keep rationalizing it with “they can’t have anything in common” like you bitches are so fucking smart. I can assure you worn out cunts that after tasting that 25 years younger pussy myself, that there is NOTHING sweeter.”

    Really are you actually typing this? It’s no wonder you’ll contract a STD or develope some type of addiction to something that will make your face look like shit.

    “Women are like depreciating investments….”

    >blinks<

    “We should really be wondering how SHE bagged HIM, sweet Christ she looks like a pre-operative transvestite/cheap drag queen. Bleagh.”

    She really isn’t ugly. I’ve been to some porn sites that have pics of chicks who look hella ugly and guys are commenting away on how hot she is.

    I’m still trying to decide what “Stiffasaboard” said that honestly made no sense.

    And to the wrinkley balls comment. In general balls tend to have wrinkles and I doubt they are to his knees.

    See, this is why we have real life that happens. I now remember why I don’t normally post on boards. I just had to put my “opinion.”

    One last thing. It also doesn’t matter the age. Most likely all of us here are dog ugly with no life ambition and poor as hell. James Woods is a rich motherfucker with things he has accomplished and I have to say an awesome actor. I think most are just on a self righteous kick vomiting holier than thou comments.

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  44. JJ says:

    eeew and even more EWWWW @ Rogue your a complete skank love giv it up ur not sexy ur a fuckin dog stop TRYIN to look good and accept you were cursed at birth geez

  45. Bubblebear says:

    Im sorry but that is gross. I would say more power to James if he bagged a pretty chick. I wont date a guy my age only older guys.. but never too much over the limit. Biggest difference was 7 years. That was years ago though.. I was 13 atm and he was 20 and I find that sickening now that I look back on it.. Now im gonna get married soon and we only have a 2 year difference I say 5 years should be the limit unless your 40+ then its ok to stretch an extra 5.

  46. Anonymous says:

    so what! age doesn’t matter! he’s JAMES WOODS–he can do WHAT EVER he wants! rather–WHOMEVER!

    and i find him very attractive, hmp.

  47. asdasd says:

    fuck them

  48. Courtney says:

    Would she still “love” him if he was the garbage man? hehe

  49. Courtney says:

    HOT News! James Woods is developing an adult relationship with a 42 yr old. He met her when she interviewed him about seeing the 911 highjackers. He’s been seen in East Texas and Shreveport gambling casinos. She lives at her 4th generation plantation in the Pineywoods of East Texas. According to the families surrounding her large, heavily wooded estate “Susan” is very, very private. Her best friend is Valerie Pflame.

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