Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Baby, Blah
November 11th, 2007 by Evil Beet
That bitch on The View, baby boy, blah blah blah blah, born.
Baby is healthy.
Sadly, so is Elizabeth.
She’s fucking calling into the show on Monday to announce the baby’s name.
Seriously?
The kid is less than a day old and you’re already exploiting him?
Elizabeth, when you die, I hope this kid sells fucking tickets for people to come and deface your corpse and sits nearby, watching, counting his money and whispering “So how does this make you feel, Mom?”
And you know what else?
I hope Rosie O’Donnell is the first in line.
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November 11th, 2007 at 8:32 am
She’s a wonderful person. She keeps the whacky democrats spilling their evil guts and revealing their nefariously stupid plans.
November 11th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
ouch… you must be a mad compasionate libby? I could tell by your open minded liberal way of spewing hatred on those who think differently.
November 11th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
How DARE she have an opinion that doesn’t toe the lefty liberal line!!! How dare she treat her baby like hundreds of lefty celebrities do; as something of interest to her fans!!! HOW DARE SHE!!!
God bless the internet. Every idiot gets a voice now.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
You have no class…. not coming back to your site!!!!!
November 12th, 2007 at 1:20 am
Team Beet.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:32 am
haha @ Leanne…you get offended over THIS post? seriously? you must be a virgin to this site.
damn right, Team Beet all the way.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Here, here TEAM BEET!
November 12th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Long time fan of Evil Beet! News for you, the opinions run free and wild here Leanne, get used to it! Dependent on moods of the writer and what has happened that day or night, it could be light, it can get gruesome. Live it, learn it, like it! Come on admit it! Sharon looks like she’s going to melt into the ground at any moment.
November 12th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Team Beet. No more Child Pimps!
November 12th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Rosie is a big fat slovenly pig. She should choke on her food and throw up all herself and eat that.
Republicans are allowed their opinions. At least she isn’t claiming that the government blew up the twin towers. Now that is a lunatic.
January 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Your a little scary, beet. I do not have any feelings for her either way, but couldnt help think you may need a little anger managemant. haha
April 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
LOL @ Leanne what a fuckin retard giv a fuck bout politics all politicians no matter the party are a waste of fuckin space includin the fucktard in the picture above ps Leanne try not to cry too much at my comment kk?
May 6th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Not sure exactly why you don’t like her. She’s the most original person on The View. At least her opinions create discussion, otherwise they’re all just sitting around agreeing with each other. And really, Rosie? She’s a fat lesbian. Gross.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I can’t believe that people would actually listen to the dumb propaganda shit that comes spewing out of her mouth. She has nothing intelligent to say, not one FUCKING thing. I become irate when watching her speak. she shouldn’t be allowed to comment on serious political issues. She is literally an example of why this country’s intelligence is deteriorating. She is just a pretty little puppet that flaps her mouth. She can’t offer any real knowledge or advice. How can she when all she does is jack off the governments dick. Is choosing to blindly defend anything a wise decision? WE NEED PEOPLE WITH REAL OPINIONS PEPOLE WITH BRAINS PEOPLE WITH STRATEDGY AND BACKGROUND KNOWLEDGE…WE’RE DROWNING OURSELVES IN ENTERTAINMENT. HELP. She completely lacks orignality. WE NEED PEOPLE WITH BRAINS TO TALK ABOUT SERIOUS ISSUES. SERIOUS DISCOURSE SERIOUS DISCOURSE…INTELLIGENCE PLEASE…FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD…….
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:19 am
You seriously need to get a fucking clue. Love how you Obama supporters always attack people with different views. Just what america is about eh? Fucking moron…
November 1st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I am very very happy that the left wing idiots get pissed off at this gutsy little gal, who has bigger nads than Obama and Biden together.
As long as I see filth spewing from these people, I know we are on the right track. I would never want their approval.