I Face Many Difficult Decisions Over the Course of My Day
November 10th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Like, do I focus on the penis or the joint here?
I just don’t know, you guys.
My life is so hard.
Well, semi-hard.
Kind of like Pauly Shore.
(I guess I made my decision.)
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November 11th, 2007 at 8:49 am
Ban ciggies and allow excess drugs and alcohol, expensive imported food and drink, in order to provide healthy people living in crazy california?
November 11th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
o.k. whats with his lower stomache? looks like he may have had a c-section or something! and i’m not even gonna waste time resopnding on that little thing in his swim trunks! lol!
November 19th, 2007 at 6:25 am
hi how are you are you lot ok
February 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
i have a big hole in my penis
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 am
hey pauly shore is just doing his thang leave him and his fat alone the guys hitting late 30s the drugs are just catching up to him now
April 9th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Dam lay off lol u dun even know if thats a spliff and as for the fat he is gettin on a bit an entitled to just relax lol and as for the trunks and contents… unlucky?
May 11th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
wtf, his “it” is so f’n small…..rofl learn to Viaagra buddy
May 21st, 2008 at 10:09 am
Shrinkage, buh-uddy!
June 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
all you mother fuckers are gay looking at his dick….check out the rack on that bitch and sshe smokes the reefer i should marry her. cause i would tear that pussy up every night and day
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:13 am
zee warren, ever considered that some of these people are women. So why would we focus on (as you say it) “her rack”.
Sexist jerk.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:01 am
haters.
Pauly is f’in awesome.
For those of you putting down his manhood……seriously……r u in middle school?!
I would have sex with both of them.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
hey pauly, you rock on buddy. love all of your work. the babe shes awesome, id do her too! as for this manager at my ballys norwalk she looks just like she could be your sister, diana! when i can i would like for you to meet her to see what i am seeing. everytime i see her it blows my mind when i think back to encino man with branden fraiser. check it buddy. plus when i saw you on the bob goldthwait show. you were having too much fun up there. i was in the audience. i am planning on developing malibu carbon canyon above dukes. so ill see you in my canyon. harry
ps i used to get high too. but please don let the drugs get you brother. i like seeing your movies.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
dude it’s shrinkage……and he is still awesome in my world.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Wow he has put on a few pounds in the last year or so. As for “size” well it must’ve been cold that day cuz I happen to know he is well endowed.
September 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I DONT THINK THATS A JOINT, LOOKS LIKE A CIGARETTE