Please, God, Let This Quote Be Real
November 8th, 2007 by Evil Beet
According to the admittedly questionable sources over at the Daily Star, Paris Hilton wants to help the drunken elephants in India. She was very sad to hear that 40 drunken elephants ran into an electric pole in India, and six of them were electrocuted and died.
Here’s what she supposedly had to say about it:
“There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. The biggest problems are in Assam and Meghalaya. The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”
In fairness, this is probably totally made up, but all I want for Christmas this year is the audio of Paris Hilton speaking these words. Please, God? If you give me that, I promise I’ll stop publicly encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again. Deal?
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November 8th, 2007 at 11:06 am
You are so funny! That is an ODD story! lol
November 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/3423881.stm
This leads me to believe she really did say it.
November 8th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
LMAO!! drunken elephants?? electric gates?? gosh i hope this isnt real because it’s just tooooooo funny!! how did the elephantss get drunk in the first place?
November 9th, 2007 at 6:14 am
If she named-dropped on those two Indian states I’ll eat my fucking hat.